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Oct,27 2014
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Oct,27 2014
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Oct,27 2014
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Oct,27 2014
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Oct,27 2014
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Oct,27 2014
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Tomatino festival

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival?


Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people.

Oct,27 2014
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Oxford dictionary

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.

Oct,27 2014
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Rajnikanth doesn`t shave

Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.


He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.

Oct,27 2014
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Rajnikanth makes coffee

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

Oct,27 2014
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Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth

Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.

Oct,27 2014
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Dedicated To All Gals Who Broke Up Wid Their Bf's

Dedicated To All Gals Who Broke Up Wid Their Bf's
Arz Kiya Hai
Kya Hua Wo Bewafa Nikla To
Mat Bura Kaho Usko
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Tum Humse Set Ho Jao Ab Dafa Kro Usko :

Oct,27 2014
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Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets. 

Aor ladka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. 

Oct,27 2014
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Straight Insult

Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai..

Oct,27 2014
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Einstein:genius mind

Galileo:Great mind…

Einstein:genius mind…

Newton:Extraordinary mind….

Bill gates:brilliant mind…..

ME:Never Mind.

Oct,27 2014
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Push yourself harder

Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.

Oct,27 2014
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My Garage Door Opener Didn't Work

My Garage Door Opener Didn't Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.

Oct,27 2014
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I love those random memories

I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.

Oct,27 2014
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I am 99% sure

I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me but it’s that 1% that keeps me hanging on.

Oct,27 2014
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Oct,27 2014
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Life Of Student

Life Of Student : .

PC hai Net Nahi . . .
ATM hai Paise Nahi . . .
Cell Hai Balance Nahi . . .
Frnd hai Girl Frnd Nahi . .
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Exam hai Tension Nahi . .
Aur Padhna hai MOOD Nahi..

agree????

 

Oct,26 2014
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2 Sardars bank lootne gaye

2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
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Par gun bhool gaye…
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Phir bhi bank loot liya
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Kaise???
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Bank Manager bhi sardar tha.
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Bola
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“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”....!! 

Oct,26 2014
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Oct,21 2014
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Oct,21 2014
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Oct,21 2014
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Heart Crying Story

The first story is about a girl who had been betrayed in love so badly that she had stopped believing in love and decided not to love someone ever again in her entire life. But she didn't know that no one cannot control falling in love. After her break-up, she was sad and according to her, the most depressed person on earth. Sometimes people love someone so badly that getting apart from them can make them forget smiling.

she was one among them. the girl was pretty and many guys adored her. But after her break up, she even stopped looking at other guys. The story begins in a local bus. there she was, sitting on the seat looking out of the window, sad as usual.

And there comes a guy who looks pretty decent and when he looks at her, he feels a little attracted towards her. he keeps starring at her, but the girl didn't even look at him. there was something about her that he couldn't stop looking at her, a kind of decency on her face. the girl got down from the bus and the guy captured her picture in his brain. Who knew he'd see again the same day in college? It was the first day of college, engineering, third year for the guy and first year for the girl.

Their first actual meeting was in a welcome party for the students in 1st year. All three batches of the college were supposed to organize it and of-course the guy was a part of the organisation. he was a fun-loving guy and also the host of the party. he was giving a speech standing on the stage and there he sees her again and gets lost in her. which causes him to pause his speech.

he gets off the stage, handing the mic to someone else to follow the girl. he makes her stop, tries to talk to her. but the girl thought he was there to flirt and just avoided him. he chased her for a few days and they became some kind of so called friends.

She only agreed when he said that he just wants to be friends with her. an year passed and they became best friends, the guy's feeling did grow for her but he couldn't express them as he knew that after knowing her feelings the girl would go way from him. the girl did develop some kind of feelings for him but lied to herself as she didn't want to fall in love again. The guy was a senior and it was time for prom, he hesitated to ask the girl as he thought she would get a wrong signal and would go away from him. so he asked someone else to go with. and the girl got jealous. she did go to the prom but, with someone else. the guy didn't expect to see her there and was burning by seeing her with someone else.

he grabbed her hand took her outside and said "how could you go out with some other guy?" the girl replied, "if you can, why can't I?" there was a very awkward silence after that.

The guy dropped her home and was wondering why she said that?! And on the other side, the girl realized she loved him but decided not to tell him because she believed she'll always get betrayed. and also decided to stay away from him.. the guy was going to graduate from college, he knew he would never see her again as his father was going to send him abroad for further studies. he decided to express his feelings to her.

A day before graduating, he met her with a bouquet of red roses in his hand and guess where he proposed her? in the same local bus he saw her for the first time. he sat down on his knees and said "this bus is special for me and in this special place i wanna tell you that I've been loving you since the first time i saw you here" the girl was stunned and just walked out without saying anything. the guy thought she didn't love him and going abroad will help him move on. the next day after his graduation he was sad as she didn't even come to see him graduate. But as he walked out, she was standing right there waiting for him. the guy thought she wanted to talk about what happened the day before and that he was going to reject his feelings.

And as he approached her to apologize for his feelings and for creating a scene in the bus. she slapped him and said "what took you so long to confess your love?" the guy was so shocked yet so amazed to hear that. she hugged him, he hugged her back. and this is not the end, its a new Beginning.

Moral: Don't take your faith off love just because someone broke your heart. because love didn't break your heart, a wrong person did. don't avoid the right person because of what you got from the wrong one.

Oct,21 2014
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The Human eye
The Human eye can distinguish more shades of green than any other color.
Oct,21 2014
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Good News!
No more Tsunamis from now on!
On Japan's request,
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Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his
lungi
in the Indian Ocean..

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