Whenever U miss anyone, Look at d sky..
Although U will not see the person there..
But feel happy that U two are under d same sky.
.
Its true....Feel it..
When i see the moon i will remember your face...
When i see your face i will forgot the moon...
Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
I MISS YOU Sweet Heart.
Kya kare jab kisi ki yaad aaye
har dhadkan pe kisika naam aaye
kaise katenge ye lamhe intezar k
uske ishq me har ghadi meri jaan jaye
MISS U.
Girl: Proof That you Missed Me
Boy: see my cheeks
My mamma slapped me
because i was smiling while sleeping
Thinking of you.
Hum Usse Bhula Kar Nahin Jee Sake
Hum Usse Yaad Rakh Kar Bhi Nahin Jee Sake
Marr Jaate Unke Bina,
Par Unki Baaho Ke Bina Marr Bhi Na Sake
Miss you.
Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Rah Jate Hai,
Tab Dil K Dard Ansu Banker Beh Jate Hai,
Jo Khte Hai ki Hum Sirf Apke Hai,
Pata Nhi Wo Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hai.
Kiss Definition:
What Is The Kiss In View……
.
Geometry:
Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
.
Economics:
Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
.
PHYSICS:
Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
.
Computer:
Like A LAN,
In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!...
Boldness of this generation:-
6th Std boy - can i kiss ur. hand..???
5th Std girl - why, Anything wrong with my LIPS...!!
Democratic Difference betwen USA & India
.
In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can't SUSU
.
In Pak You can SUSU in public place but cant kiss.
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature ,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
A KISS ...
.
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
.
That's Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know.
Kiss Definition:
What Is The Kiss In View……
.
Geometry:
Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
.
Economics:
Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
.
PHYSICS:
Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
.
Computer:
Like A LAN,
In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!...
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
Boy 2 girl : You like DAIRYMILK
girl : sure why not..
boy : that means Darling Always I Remember You
2 Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss.
Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw
A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said
Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
You are at the interview. It is time to put your best foot forward and present yourself in the best possible light to the interviewers. Go through our essential checklist to avoid making some fauz pas at the interview. Remain professional at all times during the interview.
Nazuk Si Bhool Se Shisha Na Toote,
Choti Choti Bato Se Apne Na Ruthe,
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Agar Aapko Hai Hamari,
To Koshish Karna Ki Yeh Dosti Na Toote.
Uski Yaado Me Biti Har Raat Alag H,
UskE Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag H,
Har Sakash Meri Zindagi Chu Kar Gya,
Magar Mere Us Dost Ki Har Baat Alag H.
Ek Dost Ki Chahat Pr Naz H Mujhe,
Uski Har Ek Baat Pr Aitbaar H Mujhe,
Uske Chehre Par Rahe Muskrahat Hamesha,
Kyu K Uski Muskan Se Hi To Pyar H Mujhe.
Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.
Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...
Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey.
A girl chatting with Pappu on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
Pappu: yaar tum gutka thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain..:D :P
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nhi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Arz Kia Hai
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Is Ka Anjam Dekh Lo,
Agar Phir B Samajh Na Ae,
Tu Film Tere Naam Dekh Lo.
True lines :
Our heart is d biggest greatest
Haramkhor in d world.
.
Sala usi k liye pareshan rahega,
Jo bhav nahi deti...!! :-(
Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect,
I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha,
kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.
Maine dil se pyar kiya.
tune dil sai barbad kiya.
tune kyu dil ka sahara liya.
tune kyu dil hamara liya.
l
Dur Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai
Aapke Hi Khyal Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai
Aaj Pucha Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawal Humse
Dur Reh Kar Aapko Bhi Kya Humara Khyal Aata Hai.
Rehnewalon Se Nahi,
Jaanewalon Se Pucho
Ki Zindgi Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.
Panewalon Se Nahi,
Khonewalon se Pucho
Ki Izzat Kya Cheez Hoti hai.
Amiron Ko Kya Dekthe Ho,
Zara Garibon Se Pucho
Ki Daulat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai,
Arre Jiss Ne Dil Diya Hai Usse Nahi,
Jiska Dil Toota Hai Usse Pucho
Ki Mohabbat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.
Ishq vich bhijna koi khel ni hunda;
Bina bhijeya roohan da mail ni hunda;
Mail ho je ta eh judaa ni hunda;
Ishq rab hai so ishq da koi khuda ni hunda…..
Sajde Dil Mein Tarane Bahut Hain
Zindagi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hain
Aap Sada Muskurate Rahiye
Aap Ki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hain.
Tujhe Tamaz Kahoon,
ya Tara Kahoon
Tujhe Unka,
ya phir Hamara Kahoon
Pata nahin kyon,
tum mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
Tujhe kya Toofa mein,
doobte ko tinke ka sahara kahoon
Bata aye dost mere,
main tujhe kya kahoon.
Tamaz Kahoon ya Tara Kahoon
Meri Aankho Mein Na Dekho Neend Chura Lenge
Na Dil Ke Kareeb Aao Warna Mohabbat Sikha Denge
Gehra Hai Aapse Rista Itna
Khwabo Mein Bhi Aaye To Apna Bana Lenge.
Mere Dil Ka Koi Kona Khali Na Dikhe
Ye Kis Tarah Samaye Ho
Barsaat Me Aasman Pe
Jo Ye Raat Kahan Se Laaye Ho
Meri Khushi Aur Gam Ko Pasand
Tum Sabko Bhaaye Ho
Meri Zindagi Muskurane Lagi
Aakhir Kis Sadaa Se Aaye Ho
Zaroor kisi ne DIL se pukara hoga,
Ek bar to chand ne bhi aapko nihara hoga.
Mayus ho gaya hoga aasma ke tare bhi us din,
jab zami par aapko khuda ne utara hoga
Logon Nay Bohat Hum Se Kaha Pyar Na Karna
Betabi-e-Dil Ka Kabhi Iqraar Na Karna,
Wo Samnay Jo Ayien Unhain Khuch Na Batana
Dil May Chupay Jazbaat Ka Izhar Na Karna,
Ho Jao Gay Tanha Bari Mehfil May Aay Janna
Khud Se Be Barh Key Os Pe Aitbaar Na Karna,
Toot Key Bikhar Jao Gay Es Rah-e-Ulfat May
Kabhi Wafaa Key Liay Un Sey Takrar Na Karna,
Tum Jan Se Jao Gay Youn Kar Key Bharosa
Mehboob Key Vaadey Per Intzaar Na Karna.
Tumhara pyaar meray char soo abhi tq hy
Koi hisaar meray char soo abhi tq hy
Bicharty waqt jo tm saunp k gaye thy mujhy
Wo intizar meray char soo abhi tq hy
May ab bhi girty huye paniyon ki qaid may hon
Ik aabshar meray char soo abhi tq hy
Koi gumaan mujhy tm sy door kaisy karay
K aitbaar meray