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Admin ghar se bahar bhag Gaya hai
Abhi tak koi pata nahi
Kisi ko dikhai de to Bata dena

 

Jun,10 2015
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Swami Vivekananda


Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. -Swami Vivekananda

Jun,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
yaad mein roya

Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai
Plz aaj wah wah na kehna
Kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai.

 

Jun,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
one star


All i think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the time

Jun,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chad Gaya


Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya
Friend: Kyu?
Girl: Main late gayi thi.

Jun,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Important Day Of Life

Three important days in my life.
The day i was born
The day you were born
The day when I and you become we.

Jun,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Aaj Ka Gyan

Aaj Ka Gyan

Dost aur biwi ko kabhi yaqeen dilane ki zarurat nahi hoti.
Kyun ki
Dost kabhi shak nahi karte aur
Biwi kabhi yaqeen nahi karti.
Gyan Samaapt


Jun,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kabhi To Khona Tha

Tujh ko paa kar bhi kabhi to khona tha,
ye hadsa mere saath kabhi to hona hi tha,
wo tod kar aksar dil mera mujhe jodta raha,
jaise main us ke haath ka koi khilona tha.

Jun,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Modi Sarkaar

Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar.

Jun,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
I've won

Bf: Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery.
Gf: Wow Thailand or Switzerland?
Bf: Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST.

Jun,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Bohot pasand hai

Boy: Mummy uska naam Jasmine kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: Gotiya faltu ki bakwas bandd kar

Jun,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chhota Sa Siphai


 Chhota Sa Siphai
Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari.
Ans : Banana

Jun,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Janu You Are Princess

Boy: Janu you are Cute
Girl: Thanks jaan
Boy: Janu you are Princess
Girl: Awww jaan thankss Kya kar rahe ho??
Boy: Mazak.

Jun,4 2015
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U a Bright

Throughout this Year may Ur life
be filled with little celebration of Happiness..
Wishes U a Bright
Happy and Prosperous New Year 2015 .

Jun,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Saath rahunga

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

Jun,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sunny Leone cloths

Look at the irony of life
Aamir Khan has to take off his clothes to act in Bollywood
And Sunny Leone has to wear clothes to act in Bollywood.

 

Jun,3 2015
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Tomorrow night

One of the girls Facebook status is
Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited.
Damn confusing?

Jun,3 2015
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Pakistan

TEACHER:
Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota?
PAPPU:
Zardari di Maa da Viyah.
_______________________

Jun,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
पतलून

आजकल की लड़कियाँ, लड़कों जैसी लगने के लिए टाइट पतलूनें पहनती हैं और यह जताने के लिए वे लड़का ...

Jun,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Mahatma Gandhi

Where there is love there is life.

Jun,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Bahut baar

Roka unhe bahut baar
Ab nahi rokenge hum
Thokar kha chuke har baar
Ab thak se gaye hai hum.

 

Jun,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Alcohal Rubbing

Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection? 

May,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Blood vessel

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

May,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Banging Your Hand

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

May,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Hazur Galti Ho Gayi

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

May,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Wrestler

 

Mohanlal was a professional wrestler.

 

May,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Garibi Ki HAdh

Question: 
Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy?

Ans:
Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene 
Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho

May,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Amit Shah Told Me

Obama:You are fasting.
Modi:How u know?
O:CIA told me.
M: Michelle bhabhi gave u spicy food today.
O:HOW D HELL U KNOW?
M:Amit Shah told me.

May,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
khubsurat banane ki

Hasrat hain sirf tumhey paaney ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat bnane ki

May,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Payara School

LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA

May,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Cheatin In Ad

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

May,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Peete Kam Hai

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.

Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai.

May,19 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sunny leone in Master Chef

Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.

Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..

Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Photography

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Love letter

New style of love letter:

To,
The janeman
I LOVE YOU,

SUB- application for love.
Jaan, i beg to say that i am student of ur heart.
I am lonely. I cant live without u. So kindly grant my love.

Ur LOVE

May,18 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Serve Needy

Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. 
Madame inquire:" r u married ?" 
He replied :"What difference does it make ?" 
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "

May,15 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
CALL NOW


I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”
My wife insisted I make the call..
I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…
My eyes were filled with tears of joy

May,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Khul jayega

Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye..
Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge!
1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi!
2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!

May,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
From IIN

Boys goes to cyber cafe..
Boy-भैया रिजल्ट चेक करना है
He-रोल न. बताओ
Boy-971611××××
He- ये कहा का रोल न. है
Boy-IIN का i m frm IIN

May,13 2015
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SMS Karte Rahe

Agar Aapke Pass Cell Phone Hai Aur Us Ladki Ke Paas Bhi ( Jise Aap Patana Chahte Hai), To Aksar Usko Funny SMS Yaa Love SMS Yaa Friendship SMS Bhejte Rahe. Aisa Karne Se Aap Unki Yaado Me Bane Rahenge.

May,11 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Maine Paya

God ne achcha dil banaya jo mene paya
Fir God ne achcha dimag bnya jo maine paya
Fir God ne 1achcha dost bnya
O hello
Is bar mene nhi Aapne paya

May,11 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Father Character

Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

May,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
इकनोमी की बात

एरोप्लेन में ? गाँधी और मोदी साथ बैठे थे...
.
? गाँधी - कुछ बात करे ,टाइम पास हो जाएगा
.
मोदी - किस टोपिक पर ??
.
? गाँधी - देश की इकनोमी पर
.
मोदी: ठीक है, मगर पहले मेरे एक सवल का जवाब दो...

कि जब बकरा, भैसा और गधा तीनों घास खाते हैं, फिर बकरे का लौड़ा इतना छोटा, भैंसे का इतना पतला और गधे का इतना लांबा क्यों होता है ??
.
? गाँधी:- व्हाट नोंसेन्स ? मुझे नहीं पता...
.
मोदी: पता तुझे लौडे का नहीं है और बातें तू इकनोमी की चोद रहा है....!!! 
"झांटू" ??? 

May,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
DSLR leke ghoomna

Har Ek nahi but Koi-Koi Boner zaroori hota hai - Agar aap Nahi maante to un saare mehnge DSLR leke ghoomte hue cheap Photographers ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

May,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
College Se Nikalte

College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabain Seenay Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!

May,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Meri ungli chhod

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"

Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai, meri ungli chod"


May,7 2015
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Chalu Girlfriend

Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.


May,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Hansi Mazak

Unse Hamesha Hansi Mazak Karte Rahe, Lekin Ek Limit Me Hi.

May,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dekhte Rahe

Ladkiyan Agar Group Me Ho To Aap Unhe (Jinhe Patana Hai) Hi Dekhte Rahe, Aisa Karne Se Wo Bhi Aap Ke Taraf Attract Ho Jayegi.

May,7 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Whats app

Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge ‘Whatsapp’ par hai!!!
Ya log pura din ‘Whatsapp’ par lage huye hain..
esliye bazaar me mandi hai ..

May,7 2015
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