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Mt bn itna mere dil-e-pathar
k tujh me imaan n ho
khaata rhe tu jhkore saagar me
or sahil tujhe parwaan n ho
mt bna khud ko esa "Mahi"
k log tlaste rhe tujhe or tujhme insaan n ho
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Today is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover And remove
Battery And dip in soap water
Apply candhana And kumkum To sim
card And say govinda govinda
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Palak : Arj kiya hai
Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein
mohabbat ke shole,
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole
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Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga.
Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo.
Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur Us Se Cockroach Maar Diya.
Santa Behosh.
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Love, Care and Respect
The 1st two you GIVE
The last one you EARN
Thats the secret of a Good Relationship.
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Santa Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha!
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.
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Choo le aasmaan zameen ki talaash na kar,
Jee le zindagi khushi ki talaash na kar,
Takdeer badal jaayegi khud hi mere dost,
Muskurana seekh le wajah ki talaash na kar.
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Arctic Ocean has started receding
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Aaj Achanak Teri Yaad Ne Mujhe Rula Diya
Kya Karu Tum Ne Jo Mujhe Bhula Diya
Na Karte Wafa To Na Milti Ye Saza
Shayad Meri Wafaon Ne Hi Tujhe Bewafa Bana Diya.
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A farmer had a dog who used to sit by the roadside waiting for vehicles to come around.
As soon as one came he would run down the road, barking and trying to overtake it.
One day a neighbor asked the farmer "Do you think your dog is ever going to catch a car?"
The farmer replied, "That is not what bothers me. What bothers me is what he would do if he ever caught one."
Many people in life behave like that dog who is pursuing meaningless goals.
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A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon mein sahara mil gaya.
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लोग रूप देखते है ,हम दिल देखते है ,
लोग सपने देखते है हम हक़ीकत देखते है,
लोग दुनिया मे दोस्त देखते है,
हम दोस्तो मे दुनिया देखते है.
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Watch Your Posture
Good posture is not just great for your back and neck, but also allows you to breathe properly and increases concentration and thinking ability. To improve your posture:Get a good quality office chair, one with firm and dense cushioning and back support.Instead of resting your weight on a particular foot, plant both feet flat on the floor.Set a reminder to check your posture. This can be in the form of a post-it note, an alarm on your phone or an email reminder.
These health hacks will ensure that you stay afloat even with your long to-do list. If you too have some amazing health tips for busy people, then do share them with us in the comments below!
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टूटता हुआ तारा सबकी दुआ पूरी करता है.. क्यों के उसे टूटने का दर्द मालूम होता है
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Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga
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Sweetest kiss-On the 4head
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks
Most romantic kiss- On the lips
N the hottest kiss
On d bike's silencer!
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
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Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!
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Aap Ki Padosan Agar School/College Jane Ke Liye Nikal Rahi Ho To Aap Unke Sang Hole Aur Unse Baat Karte Hue Aap Bhi Jaye. Aisa Continue 3 Dino Tak Kare Aur 4th Din Mat Jana, Wo 5th Din Aapse Jarur Puchegi Kal
Kyu Nahi Aaye. Aur Iss Tarah Mulakat Se Aap Use Pata Hi Lenge.
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An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA…
So always change women to change ideas…
What an IDEA SIR JEE…
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Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?
Husband : I tried but she slapped me.
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Unse Hamesha Achche Dress Me Hi Mile, Yaad Rakhe Aap Ko Bhi Attractive Dikhna Padega.
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Ladkiyon Ko Good Personality Wale Ladke Bahut Achche Lagte Hai, Issliye Koi Achchi Si Gym Me Exercise Kar Apni Body Ko Attractive Banaye. Isse Ladkiyan Aapko Dekhte Hi Impress Ho Jayengi.
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Kapil : Tu itna bada ho gaya hai ,
aur abhi tak tujhe daadhi-mooch nahi aaye ?
Naukar : Main bilku apni Maa par gaya huun !
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Nafarat Aap Se Koi Kar Nahi Sakta Aapki Dosti Ka Karj Koi Bhar Nahi Sakta Dil Ke Sabse Karib Hai Aapki Dosti Aapse Pyara Dost Koi Ban Nahi Sakata
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Sukoon ban kar dil me utar jayenge, mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye, door hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge.
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Dil ke karib aake wo jab dur ho gaye.
Sare haseen sapne chur chur ho gaye.
Hamne wafa nibhayi to badnamiya mili.
Aur jo bewafa the wo mashur ho gaye.
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Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!
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Good friends are like White color, you can add any color in to it and it makes new color… But by adding any color you can’t make white color.
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Aapka Aashiyana Dil Me Basa Rakha hai,
Aapki Yado Ko Dil Se Laga Rakha hai,
Pata nhi yaad Aapki hi kyu Aati hai,
Jabki dost to Humne Auro ko Bhi bana Rakha hai.
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana
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Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC
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Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Jaate Hai,
Mile to Mulakat Ban Jate Hai,
Bichhre to Yaad Ban Jate Hai,
Aur Jo Dil Se Kabhi Nahi Jaye,
Wo Kuch Log Jine Ka Ek Bahana Ban Jate Hai
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Ishq Ne Hame Rone Bhi Nahi Diya,
Gum Ne Hame Hasne Bhi Nahi Diya.
Ruth ke Jab Yaad Aayi Tumhari To,
Nind Ne Hame Sone Bhi Na Diya..
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Do u know,
what i say,
what i think,
what i feel,
what i wish,
U want to know?
I MISS U SO MUCH
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Pagal hain wo log jo larkiyon ko MISS karte hain,
Karna hy to Machhar ko miss karo,
Jo khud aakar KISS karte hain.
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Current emotion: i need Money…!!!!!
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Accident dekhne per expressions
USA- O My God
Pak- Ya Alla
Africa- O La La
Aussie- Got a Hit
Indian- Salle aur chala tej
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Wife: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hoon, aaj marte-marte bachi hoon
Husband: Please use ek aur mauka de do!!
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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
On d bike’s silencer. GM :)
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Biwi (Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?
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If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.
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Bad-Qismati Ki Inteha:
Main Dunya K Sab Se Pyari Insaan Ki Kiss Karna Chahti Hon.
Lekin,
Mere Hont Mere Gaalon Ko Chhuu Nahi Sakta Oooopzz.
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Ishq karne ka ye anjam paya hai … wah wah
Ishq karne ka ye anjam paya hai …
Haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
Hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!
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Some girls be like, "Ohh God, If I don't change
my DP regularly, people will forget me".????
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