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Cried Today

I Cried Today… Not Because I Miss You… Or Even Wanted You… But Because I Realized I’m Gonna Be All Right Without You.

Jun,23 2015
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Taj Mahal

Bhojpuri ishq
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

 

Jun,12 2015
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Harmful

Funny jokes from daily life -
A shotDoc, isn t it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it s not, if you don't eat too often.

Jun,12 2015
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YU Life


Value peopl who touchd ur
lyf
BCz u nvr knw whn dey ll b out of ur life to nvr cm bck
So take care of ME vrna
Fir kahoge
Behti Hawa Sa Tha Vo

 

Jun,12 2015
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Work At Computer


For continuous work at computer, a work break of 5 to 10 min/hr is recommended

Jun,11 2015
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Bus Me


A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left bObO open
Policeman- ye kya hai?
Lady- O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya.

 

Jun,11 2015
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Dikhane Ke Liye

Pyar Zindgi Ko Sajane Ke Liye Ha
Zindgi Dard Badhane Ke Liye Hai
Kash Koi To Padh Pata Meri Udasi Ko
Ye Hansta Hua Chehra To Sirf Dikhane Ke Liye Ha

Jun,10 2015
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Sit Down Quietly

Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

Jun,6 2015
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Ghuma Kar Peechhe

Girl to riksha wala :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.


Jun,6 2015
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call Ambulance

Hubby: Call Ambulance! I am having a heart attack

Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password

Hubby: Its okay I am good.
Men will be men…

Jun,6 2015
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Swimming

Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai.
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai

Jun,6 2015
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Tere Hi Naam Honge

Waqt Aur Khushi Tere Gulam Honge
Ye Pal Ye Pehlu Tere Hi Naam Honge
Dekhna Kabhi Jhuk Kar Neeche Bhi Ae Humsafar
Tere Har Kadam Ke Neeche Mere Haathon Ke Nishan Honge.

Jun,4 2015
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Tere Hi Naam Honge

Waqt Aur Khushi Tere Gulam Honge
Ye Pal Ye Pehlu Tere Hi Naam Honge
Dekhna Kabhi Jhuk Kar Neeche Bhi Ae Humsafar
Tere Har Kadam Ke Neeche Mere Haathon Ke Nishan Honge.

Jun,4 2015
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Zindagi Ko Jeena

Zindagi Zakhmo Se Bhari Hai,
Waqt Ko Marham Banana Seekh Lo.
Harna Toh Hai Hi Maut Ke Hatho Ekdin,
Filhaal Zindagi Ko Jeena Seekh Lo.

Jun,3 2015
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Kiss

This year, I want to be kissed in the rain by him.

Jun,2 2015
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Touch her regularly and on the spur of the moment.

Even the slightest touch can make a woman feel special. Make sure it's a respectful and gentle touch, and not one that's overly sexual or suggestive.

May,29 2015
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Indian Railways

The total distance covered by the 14,300 trains on the Indian Railways everyday, equals three & half times the distance to moon

May,29 2015
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Night Whisper

The sun has gone to bed,
The stars rule the skies.
May the gentle breeze of the night whisper
sweet scripts to u and gently nudge Ur eyes 2 sleep.
Good Night and sweet dreams.

May,28 2015
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Auraton Ka Diwana

Girl to Boy: Kya shaadi k baad bi
tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Boy: Kyon nahin?
Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

May,28 2015
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Shekhar Kapur

Shekhar Kapur was originally engaged to be married to Shabana Azmi but it didn't work out.

May,27 2015
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Izazat De Do

Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe yeh sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein
Ya fir Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…


May,26 2015
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Achhi Nurse

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

May,22 2015
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Longest Toilet

Which is longest toilet in d world.

Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. 

May,16 2015
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Chocolate

Sala girlfriend banane k baad pata Chala ki 30 rupay se jyada ki bhi chocolate aati hai.

May,15 2015
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Wife Ke Liye Ya Branded

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.. 

May,15 2015
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Mushkile khatam

Biwi ne namaaz padhkar dua ke liye haath uthaye, par kuchh nahin manga aur haath neeche kar liye!
Shauhar yeh sab dekh raha tha, to puchh baitha..
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!

May,13 2015
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kaam zaroori hai

Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai

May,13 2015
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Study Improve Kare

Intelligent Ladko Se Ladkiyan Impress Hoti Hai Issliye Aap Apni Study Improve Karke Ladkiyon Ko Impress Kar Sakte Hai.

May,11 2015
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Plastic Surgery

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu mai? 
Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi hai.. 
Gf : sachhi
Bf : haa.. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat hai..!! 

May,11 2015
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Self Control
A TRUE FACT- People smoke and drink for a few days & get addicted to it.. We r studying since birth.. But still we r not addicted to studying that’s called Self Control
May,5 2015
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Behen Bhai Ban Jaeen Gay

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.

May,4 2015
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Aapke Sath

Kaash ham bhi koi sms hote,
Ek hi click mein aap ke pass hote,
Chahe aap hame delete kar dete,
Par ham ek minute to aap ke sath hote.

May,4 2015
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Call Katna

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

May,4 2015
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GF nahi hai

Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy :- Tu ban ja
Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.

May,1 2015
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Kya bataoon

Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai

Apr,30 2015
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OFFER mein

LOOFER Aur OFFER mein kya fark hai?

Agar koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare toh LOOFER.
Aur
Koi larki larke ko propose kare to OFFER.

Apr,29 2015
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Kya Kheeze

Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti

Socho..

Ans:
Chain ki Saans…

Apr,29 2015
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Ru Drunk

Son came home drunk,
to avoid moms scolding he took a laptop and started working
Mom: Ru drunk?
Kid: No
Mom: Phir suitcase khol ke kya kar raha hai??

Apr,29 2015
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99% girls

99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..

Whats ur phone number!!!

Apr,29 2015
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Do Not Disturb

A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:

Do Not Disturb,

I am Married and Already Disturbed..!!

Apr,28 2015
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Express it in words

Pain of true Love is like a baby crying…
It know for what it cries…
But,
It doesn’t able to Express it in words…

Apr,27 2015
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Mistake is Made

Sorry works when mistake is made.
But sorry does not work when trust is broken.
So do mistakes but never break someone’s trust!

Apr,27 2015
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Tulips in my garden

There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!

Apr,27 2015
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Wife

2 things r Extremely difficult
-To plant ur idea in someone’s head
-To plant someone’s money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

Apr,24 2015
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Will you love me in December?

 

Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"

 

 

Apr,21 2015
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Will you love me in December?

 

Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"

 

 

Apr,21 2015
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Worse things 3

Worse things are yet to happen..!!

Apr,21 2015
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खेत के टमाटर

लड़की: आपके खेत के टमाटर इतने लाल कैसे है?
लड़का: नंगा हो कर पानी देता हूँ ! तो शर्म से लाल हो जाते है!
लड़की (अगले दिन: मैंने भी नंगे हो कर टमाटरो को पानी दिया वोह तो लाल हुए नहीं पर खीरे लम्बे हो गये!

Apr,4 2015
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Katil Badal Gaya

Chahte ham jinhe unka dil badal gaya,
samandar to wahi gehra hai par sahil badal gaya,
katal aisa hua kishton mein mera,
kabhi badla khanjar to kabhi katil badal gaya

Feb,27 2015
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Always Look Great,

Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.

Jan,5 2015
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