Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Which is longest toilet in d world.
Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.
Sala girlfriend banane k baad pata Chala ki 30 rupay se jyada ki bhi chocolate aati hai.
Only a Man understands another Man..
Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch
Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun..
Biwi ne namaaz padhkar dua ke liye haath uthaye, par kuchh nahin manga aur haath neeche kar liye!
Shauhar yeh sab dekh raha tha, to puchh baitha..
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!
Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai
Intelligent Ladko Se Ladkiyan Impress Hoti Hai Issliye Aap Apni Study Improve Karke Ladkiyon Ko Impress Kar Sakte Hai.
Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu mai?
Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi hai..
Gf : sachhi
Bf : haa.. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat hai..!!
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.
Kaash ham bhi koi sms hote,
Ek hi click mein aap ke pass hote,
Chahe aap hame delete kar dete,
Par ham ek minute to aap ke sath hote.
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na
Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy :- Tu ban ja
Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.
Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai
LOOFER Aur OFFER mein kya fark hai?
Agar koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare toh LOOFER.
Aur
Koi larki larke ko propose kare to OFFER.
Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Socho..
Ans:
Chain ki Saans…
Son came home drunk,
to avoid moms scolding he took a laptop and started working
Mom: Ru drunk?
Kid: No
Mom: Phir suitcase khol ke kya kar raha hai??
99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..
Whats ur phone number!!!
A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:
Do Not Disturb,
I am Married and Already Disturbed..!!
Pain of true Love is like a baby crying…
It know for what it cries…
But,
It doesn’t able to Express it in words…
Sorry works when mistake is made.
But sorry does not work when trust is broken.
So do mistakes but never break someone’s trust!
There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!
2 things r Extremely difficult
-To plant ur idea in someone’s head
-To plant someone’s money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"
लड़की: आपके खेत के टमाटर इतने लाल कैसे है?
लड़का: नंगा हो कर पानी देता हूँ ! तो शर्म से लाल हो जाते है!
लड़की (अगले दिन: मैंने भी नंगे हो कर टमाटरो को पानी दिया वोह तो लाल हुए नहीं पर खीरे लम्बे हो गये!
Chahte ham jinhe unka dil badal gaya,
samandar to wahi gehra hai par sahil badal gaya,
katal aisa hua kishton mein mera,
kabhi badla khanjar to kabhi katil badal gaya
Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.