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Surprise your spouse

Order surprise breakfast-in-bed, plan a day outing, a romantic sunset walk, etc.

Jul,2 2015
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Respect Of Olds

Jul,1 2015
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Peene Ka Hosh

Raat gumsum hai magar chand khamosh nahi
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi
Aisa duba teri aakhon ki gehrai main
Haath mein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.

Jul,1 2015
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Dusri Par Try Karenge

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Jun,30 2015
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Right Decision

How to make a right decision?

1) Pehle dil ki suno

2) Phir dimag ki..

3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!

Jun,23 2015
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Dosti Mangti Hai

Dosti imtihan nahi viswas mangti hai, Nazar aur kuch nahi dost ka deedar mangti hai, Zindagi apne liye kuch nahi par aapke liye, Dua hazaar mangti hai

Jun,23 2015
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U R 100% beautiful

U R 100% beautiful,U R 100% lovely,U R 100% sweet,U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Jun,23 2015
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Lazy People

Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.

Jun,23 2015
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Dream

Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Jun,23 2015
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Dogs Shall Rise

He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas.

Jun,19 2015
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AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI

A PIG fell in love with a HEN
1 day they kissed each other
next day PIG died of BIRD FLU
and BIRD died of SWINE FLU
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI.


Jun,19 2015
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Sophisticated And Smooth

Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.
The second said Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful.
The third said Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it is still going.


Jun,19 2015
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Dekh Kar Chala Kar

Ladki ne aaj baat ki mujh se first time in real
wo scooty pe thi aur mein bike pe
usne mujhse kaha samne dekh ke chala na chutiye.

Jun,16 2015
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Staying quiet

Staying quiet
Do you like to hear it when your partner is having a good time? So pay them the same respect and speak up when you're enjoying yourself.
Something as simple as a little moan, or even saying something like, "that feels so good," will encourage them and educate them further on your moan zones.

Jun,15 2015
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Zaalim Ne

Mohabbat ke Kaabil Samja tha Jisney
Usi ne hi Mera Saath Chhod diya
Jab aai Mushkil Ghadi Us Waqt Usney
Muskura kar Us Zaalim ne Hath Chhod diya.

Jun,12 2015
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basic Interview Question


1. Tell me something about yourself
2. Why should we hire you? Or how can u say that you are the right candidate?
3. Why BPO/ (company name)?
4. What are your strengths and weaknesses?
5. What are your short term and long term goals?
6. What are your contributions in order to meet the goals of our company?
7. Tell me about your native place.
8. Tell me about your college days.
9. Can u explain about Child labour/Corruption/Poverty?
10. Why do you want to leave your current job?
11. Describe the movie you have seen recently.
12. Tell me about a memorable/happiest/saddest day in your life.
13. Who is your role model, and why?
14. What is your favourite colour? Talk about it.
15. What will you do if you are not selected today?
16. What do you consider to be the important element of teamwork?
17. Tell me something about your favourite movie?
18. Who is your favourite player? And Why?
19. Tell me what you did since morning.
20. How much salary you are expecting?

Jun,12 2015
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watch

Bachpan mein mere dosto ke paas watch nahi thi
mgar sabhi ke pass bahut time tha
Aaj sabhi ke pass branded watches hai,
Par time kisi ke pas nahi hai

Jun,12 2015
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Uske Baare Mei Pata Karo

Jis ladke ko tum chahte ho, uske doston se uske baare mein poochti raha karo. Par khud usse kabhi baat mat karna. Wo khud tumse baat karne ko vyakul ho jayega. Fir tum use apne prem jaal mein faans lena.

Jun,6 2015
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Imtihaan Mat Leejiye

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihaan mat leejiye,
Kyun ho khafa ye bayan to keejiye,
Kar deejiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yun yaad na kar ke saza to na deejiye.


Jun,6 2015
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Fidgeting with unnecessary props

This can include mobile phones, nail files and chewing gum.
They all have one thing in common — they don’t belong at the interview table.

Jun,4 2015
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इशारों पर भी ध्यान केंद्रित करें

रूम में ठहरने के दौरान अपनी पत्न‍ी के छोटे-छोटे इशारों पर भी ध्यान केंद्रित करें और उसके अनुसार ही अपने रोमांस को बढ़ावा दें। 

May,29 2015
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Teased A Little

When I'm kissing a guy, I'll play with his hair and then pull his head back, so my lips are just slightly out of his reach. Guys love to be teased a little

May,29 2015
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Ijazat De Do

Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe ye sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein ya fir
Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do

May,28 2015
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World Of Dreams

Since your eyes are looking tired,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours,
Happy journey into the world of dreams,
Good Night and Sweet Dreams.

May,28 2015
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Pick Some Flowers

On your special day I wish you to pick some flowers, have some tea, and spend your time leisurely.

May,28 2015
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Shaadi Ke Baad Saheli

Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!

May,28 2015
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Sharmeeli Bano

Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.

May,27 2015
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Why Should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came "Why Should I ? 

May,27 2015
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Full Form Of ABCDEFG

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

May,26 2015
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Khushbu Ki Tarah

Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din, Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se Phulon ki tarah mujpe bikhar jao kisi din

May,25 2015
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Soch Nahi Sakte

Soch Nahi Sakte Ek Pal Bhi Door Rehna Tumse,
Agar Tu Bhool Jaaye To Toot Ke Bikhar Jaun Main,
Kabhi Jannat Bhi Mile Mujhe Tere Pyaar Ke Badle,
Mohabbat Ki Kasam Wahan Bhi Mukar Jaun Main.

May,20 2015
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Members Active Rakhne Ka tareeka

50 Londe lekar to koi bhi group bana sakta hai..

Members ko khush karne ke liye
3-4 ladkiya bhi add kar do..
tabhi members active rahege..

May,18 2015
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True story

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story

May,13 2015
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Dimaag kharab

Shaadishuda purusho ke liye…
Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki?
Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye…
Q: Main Patni kyun bani?
Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha

May,13 2015
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Dress Cost

Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl- Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl- ok dono dreses pack kardo

May,12 2015
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Romantic Mood

Ladkiyon Se Hamesha Romantic Mood Me Hi Baat Kare, Aise Baat Kare Jisse Unhe Lage Ki Aap Ko Unse Baat Karke Bahut Hi Maza Aa Raha Hai.

May,11 2015
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Nice joke

KABHI naak pe
KABHI gaal pe

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss kadar
makhiya tang karti he !!
Ab aap nahaoge nahi to aisa hi hoga na? 

May,5 2015
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Xerox machine
True graduation speech: First I would like to thank Google. Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly, to the thank Xerox machine!
May,5 2015
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What's in ur mind?
Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses? Boy: Because facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.
May,5 2015
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khi Bhi Kro Par Kro
Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath, room me kro ya badroom me, bad par kro ya fir sofe pe, din me kro ya fir raat me, ground me karo ya garden me kro, aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.
May,5 2015
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The night is dark

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, U ask why?
I come close to U, U feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words…
Hye la, puncture!!!

May,4 2015
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Lose U

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

May,4 2015
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Nice one

I don’t have an attitude problem.. It’s supposed to be like this.

May,4 2015
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Group wale aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Apr,30 2015
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CHAND par PANI aur BARAF

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Student: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai…

Apr,30 2015
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वै‍यक्तिक गुण

लड़कियां लड़कों में रंग-रूप न देखकर उसके वै‍यक्तिक गुणों को देखती हैं।

Apr,29 2015
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ऐसा जीवनसाथी

लड़कियां ऐसा जीवनसाथी चाहती हैं जिस पर उसे गर्व हो, न कि शर्म।

Apr,29 2015
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BHUKHA nahi mar raha hu

Pappu ki naukari chali gai..
Pappu roz boss ke ghar ke samne potti kar ata.
Boss: Ye kya harkat hai??
Pappu: Batana cahata hu ki BHUKHA nahi mar raha hu!!

Apr,29 2015
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Apna Ruth Jata Hai

Aansu Ki Kimmat Wahi Jante Hai,
Jo Kisi Ko Yaad Karte Hai,
Dil Ka Gum Wo Jante Hai, Jo Kisi Ko Chahte Hai,
Tanhai Ka Dard Wo Jante Hai Jinse Koi Apna Ruth Jata Hai..

Apr,27 2015
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Kiss Karne Ka Style

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se,

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

Apr,27 2015
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