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Babaji Ka Thullu

Exam Ke Time Par Sab Padhte Hai Banke Ullu,
Exam Ke Time Par Sab Padhte Hai Banke Ullu,
Baad Me Milta Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf,
Babaji Ka Thullu

Apr,13 2016
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Achi Thi Yar

Mazak Ki Bhi Ek Had Hoti Hai, Yaar
Main Ladki Ke Saath Date Par Tha Or
Mera Dost Ne Uske Saamne Aaakar Bola
Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi Yar

Apr,7 2016
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Aapka IntzaaR Karte

Kis-Kis Par AitbaaR Karte
Kis-Kis Par ikhtiyaaR Rakhte
Khuda Ne Meri ZindGi Bahut Chhoti Banayi
Warna Hum JindGi Bhar Aapka IntzaaR Karte

 

Apr,7 2016
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Mazak Kiya Kar

Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar

Apr,6 2016
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तो कोई सील

प्यार में कोई दिल तोड़ता है;
तो कोई सील, अपना अपना नसीब है!

Apr,4 2016
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Nahin Dekh Sakti

Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain?
Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti.

 

Apr,1 2016
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Ghar To Bhej Do

Geeta Basra To Dhoni
Are Mere Pati Ko Khila Nahi Rahe To
Atleast Ghar To Bhej Do

Mar,28 2016
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Khada Rakhta Hai

Viagra Aur Rail Resrvation Counter Me Kya Samanta He,
Answer : Simple,Dono Apko 2 Minute Ke Kam Ke Liye
1 Ghanta Khada Rakhta Hai.

Mar,28 2016
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Kutto Wali Aadat

Boy: Tu Kitne Baje Uthati Hai
Girl : Apna Koi Time Nhi Jab Dil Kre So Jati Hu,
Aur Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hu.
Boy: Notty Tu Bilkul Mere Kutte Pe Gayi Hai.

Mar,25 2016
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Play Without Me

When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth,
The ODI Cricket match Abandoned
Ishant Sharma Bragged, Now Play Without me

Mar,25 2016
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Dub Jata

Papu Aur Raj Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the
Papu Dubne Laga, To Us Ne Raj Ki Lulli Pakad Li.
Raj : Bhosdike Tairna Seekh, Ladki K sath Hota To Dub Jata

 

Mar,25 2016
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कश्मीर नजर आता है

पति : आलू के परांठो में आलू तो नजर नहीं आ रहे
पत्नी : चुपचाप खा लो कश्मीरी पुलाव में क्या कश्मीर नजर आता है

Mar,25 2016
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Pathan Fashion

Mar,23 2016
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Pura Andar Gaya

Boy: Pura Andar Gaya,
Madam: Haan Gaya..
Boy: Dard Hua Kya,
Madam: Bahut Hua
Boy: Chalo Doosra Sandal Try Kartay Hai Madam.

Mar,22 2016
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Chodna Chahta Hai

Boy: I Want To Sex With U
Girl: Tamij Se Baat Karo
Boy: Alla Tala K Fazlo Karam Se Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda
Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju E Fitrat Se Be Inteha Chodna Chahta Hai

Mar,21 2016
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इंतज़ार करते है

उनका भी कभी हम दीदार करते है
उनसे भी कभी हम प्यार करते है
क्या करे जो उनको हमारी जरुरत न थी
पर फिर भी हम उनका इंतज़ार करते है

 

Mar,17 2016
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Bhaad Mein Jaye Duniya

Mar,14 2016
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Khushi Ke Aansoo

A Girl Was Handling A Boy’s Cock For The First Time.
After Some Time Few Drops Came Out, She Sked What’s That,
Boy Said : Yeh Khushi Ke Aansoo Hai, Pagli

 

Mar,10 2016
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Kar Ke Baat Kar

Ek College Mein Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi
Ladke Ne Uski Choot Mein Ungli De Di
Ladki : Teri Ye Himmat.
Ladka : Tune Hi To Kaha Thha, Ungli Niche Kar Ke Baat Kar

Mar,9 2016
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मेरी दीवार में नही

आता था जिस को देख के तेरी तस्वीर का ख़याल
अब तो वो कील भी मेरी दीवार में नही

Mar,2 2016
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Paan Khane Ko Milega

Daya : Sir,Pata Chala Hai Ki Aapke Biwi Panwale Se Pyaar Karti Hai.
ACP : Iska Matlab Samjhe,Daya .
Daya : Kya Sir
ACP : Ab Se Mujhe Free Me Paan Khane Ko Milega.

Feb,26 2016
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My Bed Room

Boy : I Am 20years Old, What About You,
Girl : I Am Also 20 Years Old.
Boy : Then Come To My Bed Room,
Girl : For What,
Boy : For Playing 20-20.

Feb,22 2016
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Neeche Se Daal

Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door Bell.Lady From Inside :
Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.
Tumse Accha To Paperwala Hai Jo Chup Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta Haai.

Feb,18 2016
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Above 100%

Principle: All Students Must Try To Get Above 96%.
Student: No Maam We Will Try For100%.
Student: Are You Joking.
Student: Who Started Joking First.

Feb,17 2016
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Utarna Parta Hai

Saas : Naya Chawal Aaya Hai, Pakane Mein Kesa Hai?
Bahu : Bilkul Aap Ke Bete Jesa, Charhte Hi Pak Jata Hai,
Foran Pani Chor Deta Hai Is Liye Foran Utarna Parta Hai

Feb,15 2016
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Biwi Aur Gyan

Feb,12 2016
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Funny

Feb,12 2016
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Bhut Sweet Hai

Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti Par Hoti Bhut Sweet Hai

Feb,12 2016
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Friends On Facebook

Power Of Facebook
Beggar : Mam 1rs Please
Mam : I Have Seen You Somewhere
Beggar : Ya Mam We Are Friends On Facebook

 

Feb,12 2016
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fashion

Feb,8 2016
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शादी से दो दिन पहले

एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले
उसकी सहेली बोली-शादी की सारी तैयारियां कर ली क्या?
लड़की-हाँ कर ली, बस सिम तोड़कर फेंकना बाकी हैं

Feb,8 2016
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रजनीकांत अपनी पिचकारी

अचानक हुई बारिश से सभी लोग अचंभित हो गए है।
उन लोगो की जानकारी के लिए बता दूँ कि
रजनीकांत अपनी पिचकारी चेक कररहा है।

Feb,6 2016
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Abdul Kalam

Feb,1 2016
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His Girl Friend

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She.
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin

Jan,28 2016
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Nahaye Se Lagte Ho

Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho

Jan,22 2016
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Frustrated Rajnikant

Frustrated Rajnikant: Kuch To
Rehem Karo Kamino .Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske Bum Se Idali Nikalti Hai

Jan,21 2016
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Bechne Bhi Lagi

Jan,19 2016
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Nind Aa Jyegi

Husband: Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Hai Kuch Sex Ho Jaye
Wife: Meri Chut Me Kya Teri Ma Lori Ga Rahi
He Jo Bina Chode Tujhe Nind Aa Jyegi
 

Jan,19 2016
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Tum Mard Hoti

Husband: Darling Tumhara kabhi Dil nahi Chahta ke Tum Mard Hoti. .
WiFE: Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gaand Marwane ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya.

Jan,19 2016
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Computer Course

Facebook Pe Ladki Patayi
Whatsapp Pe Baat Chalayi
Twiter Pe Mom Dad Se Milayi
Yahoo Pe Divorce Ho Gaya
Chalo Isi Bahane Computer Course To Ho Gya.

Jan,18 2016
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Pani Pee Gaya.

Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,
Saamne Likha Tha Paani Ka Zyada Se Zyada Istmaal Kare
Dimag To Dekho Baithe Baithe 4 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.

Jan,12 2016
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3 GoldEnrules

Jan,11 2016
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Miss U

Waqt Ka Bahana Bana Kar Apno Ko Bhul Jana,
Mujhe Aaj Bhi Nahi Aata.
Miss U.

Jan,9 2016
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Perfect User

Jan,9 2016
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Susu Karu Ke Na

Sardar: Aaj Ka Din Bohot Bura Guzra,
Darwaza Khola Kundi Haath Mein,
Nul Khola Tooti Haath Mein,
Suitcase Uthaya Handle Haath Mein,
Ab Dar Raha Hoon Susu Karu Ke Na Karu

Jan,9 2016
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Kuch Yaad Hai

Jan,8 2016
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Tumhra Rape Kiya

Wakil: Kya Tum Use Zanti Ho Zisne Tumhra Rape Kiya
Girl: Wo Koi Bahar Ka Tha
Wakil: Tumhe Kaise Pata?
Girl: Itna Bada Lund Mohalle Me Kisi Ka Nhi Hai.

Jan,6 2016
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School First Day

Jan,2 2016
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लंड दूंगा

प्रेमिका ने अपने जन्मदिन पर प्रेमी से पूछा,
जानू आज मेरा बर्थडे है, मुझे क्या गिफ्ट दोगे
प्रेमी : वो सामने ब्लैक कलर की कार देख रही हो
प्रेमिका ख़ुशी से बोली, हाँ हाँ
प्रेमी मुस्कुराते हुए उस कलर का लंड दूंगा.

Jan,2 2016
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Shirt Utari Hui Thi.

Wife : Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishan
Kahan Se Aaya
Husband : Mein Khud Paresaan Hu Nishan Dekhkar.
Maine Tu Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi.

 

Dec,31 2015
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