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Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai

Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai,
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai,
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko,
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!

Oct,31 2014
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A LOVELY FACT

A LOVELY FACT:
Nobody in the world
can have a crystal clear HEART
Because everyone's HEART
has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.

Oct,31 2014
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Break my heart

Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i'd still love you
and
i won't expect you to
love me in return...

Oct,31 2014
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Love hurts

Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most,
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.

Oct,31 2014
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Words from a Lover

Words from a Lover 4 his love after his breakup:
Please Do Not TurN Back N Face Me oNce More..
I DNt Have aNother Heart 2 Lose.! :-( 4 me

Oct,31 2014
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OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff

OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend
was aSkEd ....HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..
L0vE LefT us!!!

Oct,31 2014
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when 2 ppl in love gets seperated

when 2 ppl in love gets seperated they cant b frends as they
have hurted each other,cnt b enemies as they once loved each other.
d only thing they can is most familiar strangers.

Oct,31 2014
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A man may or may not

A man may or may not be happy when he-she win's one's mind.
But he must be happy when win's one's trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

Oct,31 2014
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The most beautiful words

The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
"I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It"…

Oct,31 2014
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Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai...
"Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"
"Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"
Humne kaha Hum Mar Jayengy,
Aur Uss Ne kaha..
"Ameen

Oct,31 2014
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Memories play very confusing role

Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

Oct,31 2014
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I Will Wait

I Will Wait ..
.
Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You"
.
Or
.
The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me"...

Oct,31 2014
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I know u think u broke my heart

I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

Oct,31 2014
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Zindgi Per Kitab Likhonga

Zindgi Per Kitab Likhonga
Us Mai Sary Hisab Likhonga
Pyar ko Waqt Guzari Likh Kar
Chahton ko Azaab Likhonga
Hui Barbad Muhabbat Kaise
Kaise Bikhre ha Khuwab Likhonga
Apni Khwahish ka Tazkra Kar k
Uska Chehra Gulaab Likhonga
Mai Us Se Judai ka Sabab
Apni Qismat Kharab Likhonga.

Oct,31 2014
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Kahin Mile To Usey Ye Kehna

Kahin Mile To Usey Ye Kehna.
Faseel-e-Nafrat Gira Rahi Hon.
Gaye Dinon ko Bhula Rhi Hon.
Wo Apne Waadon se Phir Raha Hai.
Main Apne Waade Nibha Rhi Hon.
Kahin Mile To Use Ye Kehna.
Na DilMain koi Malal Rakhe.
Hamesha Apna Khayal Rakhe.
Wo Apne Sare Gum mujhko De De.
Tamam Khushian Sambhal Rakhe.

Oct,31 2014
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Lalu Ji Ka Interview

Ek Reporter Bihar Mein Lalu Ji Ka Interview Le Rahi Thhi.
Reporter: “Lalu Ji, Dekhiye Bihar Mein Aurto Ke Pass Pahan Ne Ke Liye Pure Kapde Bhi Nahi Hai”
Lalu Ji Huste Hue: “Arey Reporterva Tum Bhi Mere Ko Fool Hi Lagti Ho, Kya Kabhi FTV Nahi Dekha.”
Reporter Hairani Se: “Kyu?”
Lalu Ji: “Arey Udhar Rich Womenva Bhi Pure Kapde Nahi Pahnti, Ye To Aajkal Ka Fashinava Hai“

 

 

 

Oct,31 2014
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Barsat Ki Raat,

Bhigi Ladki,

Bhiga Badan,

Bhige Hoth,

Bhigi Julfein,

Bhige Kapde,

Sundar Or Akeli

 

Use Dekhkar pappu ne bola:-

 

Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.

Oct,31 2014
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If Facebook is like dating

If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.

Oct,31 2014
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When a newly married

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Oct,31 2014
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Women are like boats

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

Oct,31 2014
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Oct,31 2014
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Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

Oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia.....
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de.

Oct,30 2014
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It's the thing that satisfies

It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Oct,30 2014
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America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai

America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.
.
America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.

Oct,30 2014
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Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye

Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
Zuban ko honto par latkaye,
Kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
Apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
Baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
.
Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ....

Oct,30 2014
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What Do You Like In Me

Girl: What Do You Like In Me?
Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It.
Girl: Whattt??
Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes.
It's Really Beautiful..

Oct,30 2014
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Hum Aaye

Hum Aaye
.
Humne Khola
.
Humne Nikala
.
Humne Dala
.
Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya
.
OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
.
Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
.
A.T.M CARD

Oct,30 2014
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A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket

A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing Sleeveless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing Sleeves & Backless
Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing Sleeveless, Backless and a Mini Skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
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*
*
*
*
*
U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!!

Oct,30 2014
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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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,
,
,
,
,
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mera matlab rasi se.....
kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Oct,30 2014
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This is an Adult Joke

This is an Adult Joke!
(If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it)
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Elections Aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING) So Pls do vote.

Oct,30 2014
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Moonh meetha

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??
.
K
K
K
K
K
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis
.
kiss
kiss
.
Kissh-Mish KHAAO!

Oct,30 2014
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Main nay jab us ko hath

Main nay jab us ko hath lagaya to wo bohat Sakht Garam thi.
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Phir Majboorun us Garam Seet pay Baith k Bike chala parra.

Oct,30 2014
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Dad went to school to get son"s report card

Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Oct,30 2014
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Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa

Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa....
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Agar aapko pata chalay to mujhe bhi bata dena...

Oct,30 2014
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Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8-10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun.

Oct,30 2014
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Saturday ko free rhna Koi program

Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u
tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana mt k tumhe
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POLIO DROP Pilani hai.

Oct,30 2014
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Hotel me 1 couple dinner kar rha tha

Hotel me 1 couple dinner kar rha tha.
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko diya.
pas betha baba bola:rabba je sadi v janani hundi
"sunu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi".

Oct,30 2014
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Hate but LOVE more

Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then "U" will love people
But
people will "LOVE U" more.

Oct,30 2014
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Meet my Wife Tina

Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! I know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the Hell...
Boy2: Two years ago, In the Management Class.

Oct,30 2014
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Jinke paas hai

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
.
BOLO KYA?
.
Dirty Mind ...... It is ..... TOOTH BRUSH.

Oct,30 2014
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At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me

Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.

Oct,30 2014
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Happy Mango Season

Chooso
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season.

Oct,30 2014
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Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

Oct,30 2014
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Undergarments

Wife-meri b*a utaro
Husband-ye le
Wife-ab p*n*y bhi utaro
Husband-ye bhi le
Wife- "khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne.

Oct,30 2014
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