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Diye Ki Tarah

Jalate hain hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah,
Teri zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye.
Seh jate hain har chubhan ko apne pairon tale,
Teri rahoon mein phool bhichane ke liye.

Dec,1 2015
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Bhul Gaya

Madam: Hand par ek sentence banao.
Boy: My penis in ur Hand.
Madam: MC ye kya likh diya.
Boy: Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya?

Nov,21 2015
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Nahi Dengey

Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey.

Nov,20 2015
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Joy And Treasures

Sending thoughtful wishes your way in the hope you know the joy
And treasures that come with the Christmas season.

Nov,18 2015
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Kitna Bada


Aunty: Are Beta,
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai.
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?

Nov,16 2015
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Koi Gila

Na rahe Koi Gila Is Qadar Wafa Denge,
Apki Ek Khushi Ki Khati Anso Tak Baha Denge,
Kabhi Na Bholenge Apki Dosti Ko Hum,
Dor Reh Kar Bhi Apko Dil Se Dua Denge.

Nov,13 2015
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With Hand

Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai.
Teacher: Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.
Santa: My Penis In Ur Hand.
Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai.
Santa: Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha.

Nov,12 2015
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SCHOOL Ki Yaadein

LECTURE ME MASTI THI ,
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI,
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA,
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.

Nov,11 2015
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Kuchh To Ehsah

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

Nov,9 2015
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Sacha Hai Ji

Jo Pyar Hamesha Sath Rahe Wo Sacha Hai Ji,
Jo Musibaton Mein Kaam Aaye Wo Acha Hai Ji,
Kabhi Kabhi Humse Bhi Ho Jati Hai Nadaniya,
Kyonki Dil To Baccha Hai Ji.

 

Nov,9 2015
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Height of guessing an answer.

Height of guessing an answer. Teacher: Who was chandra gupta morya. Santa: He was cousin of ganpati bappa morya.

Nov,4 2015
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Aankhen Milakar

Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare,
Isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

Nov,4 2015
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Impress Karo

Apne Cell Phone Me Koi Romantic Ring Tone Hi Rakhe,
Romantic Ring Tone Sunkar Ladkiyan Jarur Impress Hoti Hai.
Ladkiyon Ko Patane Ke Liye Unhe Impress Karna Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.

Nov,4 2015
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Dua Dunga

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.

Nov,3 2015
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Candy Crush

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg: what can I do for betterment of indian people?
Modi: Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar.

 

Nov,3 2015
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Good Personality

Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai,
Issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye.
Isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

Oct,29 2015
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Ladki Aur Dudh

Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai.
Socho,
Socho,
Dudh Garam Hota Hai To,
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai.
Or Ladki Garam Ho To,
Mallai Niche Aati Hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Pappu Pass

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya.

 

Oct,29 2015
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Barbaad ho Gaye The

Barbaad ho Gaye the hum Duniya ne yun Humko Sataya tha,
Har ek Mod pe Hum Girte the kisi ne bhi na Humko Uthaya tha,
Tab tune hi Sanam ek Umeed ka diya Jalaya tha,
Apne har ek Gam ko Chupakar mujhe jeena Sikhaya tha.

Oct,27 2015
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Mushkil Mein Hoon

Santa:Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon.
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai.
Banta:Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

Oct,26 2015
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Saara Chhod Diya

Waiter:Apne Samose Aur Pakodon Ko Andar Se Kha Liya,
Lekin Bahar Ka Saara Chhod Diya.
Aisa Kyon? Customer Kyonki Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,
Bahar Ka Khaana Mat Khao

Oct,26 2015
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Hakikat

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha.
Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain.

Oct,16 2015
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Funny Joke

Oct,14 2015
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Relation

Kuch Meethe Pal Yaad Aate Hain,
Palko Par Aansu Chor Jate Hain,
Kal Koi Aur Mil Jaye Toh Hume Na Bhool Jana,
Friendship Ke Relation Zindagi Bhar Kaam Aate Hain.

Oct,14 2015
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Your Money

Q: What is the quickest way to double your money?
Ans: Fold it in half.

Oct,13 2015
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Lotion Bottle

Clean Out An Old Lotion Bottle Your Beach Bag And Put Your Phone, Money And Keys In It For Safer Keeping At The Beach.

Oct,13 2015
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Life Quotes

Oct,13 2015
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Funny Joke

Oct,13 2015
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Dhadkan

Tu Meri Dhadkan,
Main Teri Rooh,
Tu Agr Hain,
To Main Hoon.

Oct,13 2015
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Aagyakari

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola: India se USA tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.
Bhagwan bole: Mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.
Aadmi bola: To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.
Bhagwan bole: sadak single banana hai ya double.

Oct,9 2015
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Aurat K Hath

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Bilkul sahi hai Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to,
6 inch ki kar deti hai.
Jaisay.
Chapaati.
Think positive yar.

Oct,7 2015
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Shabaab

Tumhare jaisa kahi bhi Dekha Shabaab nahi,
Tumhari Haseen Nazar ka bhi Jawab nahi,
Hoge is Duniya me Lakho Haseen,
Magar Tere jaisa koi bhi Lajawaab nahi.

Oct,6 2015
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Artificial

A couple sees a hot girl.
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Earrings & Natural?
Total Silence.

Oct,5 2015
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Chahat

Kabhi Us Insan Ko Dard mat dena jo,
Tumhe dil se chahata ho.
Warna ek Din esa hoga.
Dil To hoga par koi chahne wala nahi hoga.

Oct,3 2015
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Mohabbat

Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi haar jata hain mohabbat ke aage.

Oct,3 2015
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Gujarish

Murda Ashiq Ki Gujarish,
Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera,
Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se,
Wrna Uska Bap Khega.
Kamina, Marte Marte Bhi,
1chakr Lga Gya?

Sep,17 2015
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खिचड़ी अलग पकाना

अपनी खिचड़ी अलग पकाना - सबसे अलग रहना 

Sep,14 2015
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Spilt Milk

Don’t cry over spilt milk.

Sep,14 2015
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Weary

Willie’s really weary.

Sep,14 2015
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तेरे गम को

तेरे गम को अपनी रूह में उतार लूँ.
जिन्दगी तेरी चाहत में सवार लूँ.
मुलाकात हो तुझ से कुछ इस तरह.
तमाम उमर बस इक मुलाकात में गुजार लूँ.

 

Sep,10 2015
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Apne Aasman Se

Apne Aasman Se Meri Zameen Dekh Lo
Tum Khwab Aaj Koyi Haseen Dekh Lo
Agar Aazmana Hain Aitbar Ko Mere Lo
Ek Juth Tum Bolo Or Mera Yakeen Dekh Lo

Sep,10 2015
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Boy

Sep,10 2015
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तीन घंटे पहले

एक मिनट की देरी से आने से बेहतर है तीन घंटे पहले आ जाना
दूसरों से मदद की उम्मीद ही हर बुराई जड़ है
अच्छाई की प्रचुरता बुराई में बदल जाती है

 

Sep,9 2015
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मूर्खों की तरह लड़कर

हमें भाईयों की तरह मिलकर रहना सीखना पड़ेगा, वरना मूर्खों की तरह लड़कर सभी बर्बाद हो जाएंगे.

Sep,9 2015
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Whatsapp

She: Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya?
Me: Nahi Sorry Main,
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu,
Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Boy & Girl Dating

Sep,7 2015
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Papu Intelligent

Sep,2 2015
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Wild Life

If a Tiger attacks your mother in law & your wife at the same time, whom will you save?
Husband: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.
A msg from, Save the wild life.

Aug,31 2015
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Dil Ki Gahraai

Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko use hazir karo.
pata hai ladki apni moral support ke liye bhi apna dil bahut gahrai se de deti hai.

Aug,31 2015
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Very Funny

Once rajnikanth kicked a dog and you know what happened.
The dog ran away,
Haha very funny na.

Aug,25 2015
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