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Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.
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Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha..
“Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa,
Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange!
Je Ankh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!”
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Fir Wahi Fasaana Afsaana Sunaati Ho
Dil Ke Paas Hoon Kah Kar Dil Jalati Ho
Beqaraar Hai Aatish E Nazar Se Milne Ko
To Fir Kyon Nahi Pyaar Jataati Ho…
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Ek Sales Manager tension mai tha.....
Distributor : Kya hua, Sahab ??:
Manager : 6 months se tour pe hoon, aur kal pata chala wife pregnant ho gayi hai "
Distributor : Ab pata chalega, bina order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta hai...
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Platform par dher saara samaan liye khadi ek aurat se coolie ne puchha:
Madam, Coolie chahiye?
Aurat ne badi vinamrata ke sath jawab diya:
Nahin bhaiya, Mere pati mere saath hain!! :-D
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Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur status?
Boy: Because facebook keeps asking
me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.
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Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,
Sirf dosti hi..
NOT FOR SALE HAI
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.
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Attitude Rockz:
Maa Bete Se: Uth jaa
kambakht
dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya
hai Beta: To kya hua maa
wo sota bhi to mujse pehle
hai..
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Main tujh se aaj ek vaada karta hu..
Ki main apne sare vaade nibhaunga..
Tu pyar kar ya takrar kar mujhse..
Main tujhe hamesha pyar karta jaunga.
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Jahan yaad na aaye teri,
Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki.
Bigde rishte na bane,
To khudaai kis kaam ki.
Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai hamein,
Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein,
Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!
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Life without you is like Tree without leaves
-It is Barren.
-It is Lifeless.
-It Pines to be Quenched.
-It seeks to rise and flutter in the breeze.
-It is just Tragically Incomplete.
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Shayad Phir Wo Takdeer Mil Jaye..
Jeevan Ke Wo Haseen Pal Mil Jaye..
Chal Phir Se Bethe Class Ki Last Row Me.
Shayad Wapas Wo Purane Dost Mil Jaye.
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Aaj bhigi hai palke kisi ki yaad me,
aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap me,
oas ki boonde aisi giri hai jameen per,
maano chand bhi roya ho unki yaad me..
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Aap Unhe Hamesha Ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.
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अगर आप उनसे कही मिले और उनके साथ में उनके पेरेंट्स हो तो उनके पांव (चरण) छुए. लड़की तुरंत आपसे इम्प्रेस होगी (अगर लड़की जानपेहचन वाली हो उसी स्थिति में ही).
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If u r shy to express ur love to any girl U loved most then other way is take her mobile no. from her friend bye any way. Then send msg of friendship daily if she reply or call reject her or don't reply her after 2-3 days u tell her that u r in her school at childhood & u got her no. from our(Means u & she)friend. Ask her for sightseeing or for movie after ur 2-3 phone call & she will be very excited to see u meet her at evening only.(I tried this with my friend & its successful {U know i talk with her daily on phone by his name at time of meeting i send my friend for setting}reply me if u are successful)
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Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko us ladki ka dil mil jaeg.
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Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.
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Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
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Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“
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A touch of green I send to you. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful Holi!
Happy & colorful Holi
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RED-stimulates brain;
ORANGE-the color of joy & wisdom;
YELLOW-the color of emotions;
GREEN-calms & balances the nervous system;
BLUE-for calming & cooling our system;
INDIGO-for healing;
VIOLET-for cleansing, strengthening & awakening.
May God showers you with all these colours on this Holi!
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Holi festival is the time to lift the veil of anger and acrimony in relationships.
If I have been mean, bitter or fierce, I am sorry for it. This message is a reminder that I value and cherish our relationship.
Warm wishes of Holi from the bottom of my heart!
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Khale Gujiya aur Peele Thodi Thandai;
Sunder Lage Tu Rangon Mein Nahayi;
Mere Sang Bhi Khel Le Holi;
Aur Ban Ja Meri Lugai!
Happy Holi!
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Let's make a bonfire of our negativty and bring a colour of positivty into our life.
Wishing you health, wealth & sheer happiness on this Holi.
Happy Holi!
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Fortunate is the one who has friends and family to immerse in colours with. Have a joyous Holi filled with love, colour and happiness!
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Daaru Ki Khusboo, Gutke Ki
Mithaas, Gaanje Ki Roti,
Charas Ka Saag, Bhaang Ke
Pakode, Aur Gold Flake Ka
Pyar, Mubarak Ho Sab Ko Holi
Ka Tyohaar..!
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Pariyon ke rang damakte ho, Khushiyon ke jaam chalakte ho, Mehboob nashe me chakate ho, Tab dekh baharein holi ki… Jab falgun rang jhamakate ho.
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Aaj mubaarak, kl mubaarak, Holi ka har pal mubaarak, Rang birangi holi mein, Holi ka har rang mubarak.
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Hasi mazak ke wo pal yaad rakhna,
Meri is dosti ko yaad rakhna,
Mehfil mein kal main rahu ya na rahu,
EK THA TIGER.. Aap ke group mein bus itna yaad rakhna.
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Achhi Patni aur Bhoot Ek jaise hote hai,
KYUNKI,
Inki baate toh sab karte hai ,
Par
AAJ TAK Dekha kisine NAHI......
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Police Wala Apne Bache Se:
Beta: Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band.
Bacha: Ye 50 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yahi Daba Do..
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"BOYS POEM "Mohabbat to kisi ek se karunga..
Ho saka, to kisi nek se karunga..
Lekin jab tk na milegi,wo nek ladki ..
"TRY" to har ek ko karunga.
har ek boy kamina hota h.
par bahut acha hota h.;)
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At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again..
We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The
Mosquito Say Sorry!
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O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
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2 Weeks of valentine
Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up
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Shehad Ki Mithaas,
Jaise Phoolon Ki Khushbu,
Jaise Pyar,
Jante Ho Sub Se Khubsurat Ehsas Kya Hai,
Aap Ka Sath
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Kuch Dair Ka Intezar Mila Hum Ko
Per Sub Se Sweet Yar Mila Hum Ko
Na Rahi Tamana Kisi Ki Tere Bad
Teri Muhabbat Se Wo Pyar Mila Humko.
Mere Dil Ki Taraf Se Happy Valentine Day
Mujhe Tum Se Behisaab Muhabbat Hai Meri Jaan.
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This position demands certain acrobatic capacities!
The woman sits down on a table edge. The man stands before it and bends his legs so he's in the best "entering" position.
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“Each tit is a snowflake,” says sex expert Lora Somoza. Just because something has worked with one partner in the past, that doesn’t mean the same will work for your next partner. “There’s not one specific tip that’s going to be good for every woman. Some women want breast stimulation in the form of tender, soft teasing, and some want it rougher. You have to know your audience,” she says.
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Both women and men love to receive compliments. Those that sincerely compliment the physical appearance of the opposite sex, are the ones which imply an immediate attraction.
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