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Nigahe naaj karti hai.
Palak ke ashiyano me.
Tum to jaan le leti ho,
Ek bar muskurane me.
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संता ने बहुत कठोर तपस्या की.
प्रसन्न होकर भगवान प्रकट हो गए: मांगो वत्स क्या वर चाहिये?
संता चौक गया बोला: प्रभु सिस्टम से चलिये पहले तपस्या भंग करने के लिए
अप्सराएं आती है. उनका क्या हुआ?
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Battery Mein Kuch Kharabi Aane Ki Wajah Se Santa Usko Mechanic Ke Paas Le Gaya.
Santa: Bhai Iski Kharab Ho Gayi Hai Change Kar De.
Mechanic: Sir, Exide Ki Laga Doo?
Santa Gusse Se: To Sale Dusri Side Ki Kya Tera Baap Lagayega.
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A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt,
Long enough to cover the subject &,
Short enough to create interest.
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Aadmi ko Zindgi mein sirf 2 cheezein achhi milni chahiye: Khuraak,
Aur,
Suraakh.
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Teddies hote hain bade pyaare,
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare,
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna,
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna.
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Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ,
What do you call a bee that has come from America?
USB,
No claps plz.
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Never hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyez couse the one who reads ur Eyes is always expert in reading ur Heart.
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I have a heart and that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Cause I have no heart and you have two.
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You lie out flat on your stomach with a cushion under your belly and pelvic area. He lies on top of you, you spread your legs and he enters you, you'll be orgasming for England before you know it.
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The Sun Rises Into The Sky With The Warmest Smile,
He Wishes You A Good Day, Hoping That You Have The Perfect Day Ahead.
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Kisko Kisko Setting Krni Hai Facebook Me?
Profile Ke Right Me Setting Ka Option Hai,
Jitni Marzi Ho Utni Karo
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Saas Bahu Se: Uthh Jaa Kambakht.Dekh Suraj Kabka Nikal Aaya Hai.
Bahu: Hey. Relax Mom.. Woh Sota Bhi Toh Mujhse Pehle Hai..
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Santa: Veg aur non veg film kya hoti hai.
Banta: Film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg,
Underwear me pani aaye to non veg.
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Har Baar Hum Par,
Ilzaam Laga Dete Ho Mohhabat Ka,
Kabhi Khud Se Pucha Hai,
Ki Itne Haseen Kyu Ho.
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Santa Talking On Phone.
Banta: Kis Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa: Biwi Se. Banta: Itne Pyar Se...?
Santa: Tumhari Hai.
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न हिन्दु दिखता था न मुसलमान दिखता था।
उसे तो बस इन्सानो मे इन्सान दिखता था।
हो ग्ई आज खामोश वो आवाज सदा के लिए ।
जिसकी बातो मे केवल हिन्दुस्तान दिखता था।
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1Din Dosti Pr 1Kitab Likhenge,
Dosto K Sath Gujri Hr Baat Likhenge,
Jab Batana Ho K Dost Kaise Hote He,
Tumhe Soch Kar Har Baat Likhenge.
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I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me.
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.
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The mind is everything. What you think you become.
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
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Raj Kapoor’s ‘Mera Naam Joker’ was the first Hindi movie to have two intervals.
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Dimple was only sixteen years old when Raj Kapoor introduced her in ‘Bobby’ (1973). She also got married to Bollywood superstar Rajesh Khanna at the age of 16. Despite the enormous success of ‘Bobby’, she then took a sabbatical from acting to raise her children.
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Couple date par tha, Dad ne dekh liya .
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta: Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga
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Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
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Santa : Matlbi Dost Se Bach Kar Raho.
Banta : Magar Matlbe Dost Ka Pta Kaise Chalega.
Santa Simple,Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo jo Reply Na De Samjah Lo Wo Hi Matlbi Hai
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PROFESSOR :Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI:Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap.
Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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Husband: Tu Kahan Gai Thi
Wife : Blood Donate Karne
Husband: Kyn Mera Khoon Pete pete Overflow Ho gaya Tha kaya
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Breaking news: ISRO does not exists any more.
Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration.
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Don’t put pressure on yourself to be witty, smart or alluring. Don’t get caught up in the version of yourself you wish you were. He wants to date the real you.
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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you.
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya.
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you.
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah sham isliye chup hoon
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.
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Dard kee dastaan abhi baki hain
Mohabbat ka imtehaan abhi baki hai
Dil kare to phir milne aa jana
Mera dil hi tuta h jan abhi b baki hai
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Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.Chris Grosser
Don’t complain; just work harder.via Chris Grosser
Before you can work smart you must work hard.via Chris Pardo
Persevere…because on the road to success there is never a crowd on the extra mile. via Charity Gibson
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Patni: Dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ke pati,
Usko khush rakhne ke liye, Har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. Aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
Pati: Arey, Maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi, Isme meri kya galti hai?
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The Siachen Glacier, 5000 metres above sea level, is the highest battlefield in the world. And the Indian Army controls it.
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Girl To Boy: Tum ladke kisi Ladki me sub se pehle kya dekhte ho.
Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai ki Ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai.
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Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
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Hum GAM ko CHUPA ke MUSKURATE gaye, wo HADD se
JAYADA humko SATATE gaye. Meri ANKHO ki GHATA
BARASTI rahi, wo SAWAN samaj kar NAHATE gaye.
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Never be too proud to apologise. A heartfelt I am sorry can solve most of our problems. It’s really true Don’t let ego get in the way.
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Patni Subah Uthkar Pati Ke Pair Chooti Hai
Aur
Pati Raat Me Uske Dono Pair Apne Kandhe Par Le Leta Hai.
This Is Called As:
Give Respect & Take Respct.
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Watch BBC, Aaj Tak and NDTV News now.
253 college girls are admitted in hospital for suicide attempt?
Reason?
My mobile was switched off last night.
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Dosti to ek taj hota, Dost ko jis par Naaz hota hai,
Krishna aur sudama ko dekh kar pata chalta hai,
Ki Bhagwan bhi dosti ka mohtaj hota hai.
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Uss ladki ko hamesha respect deni chahia jisko aap patana chahte ho iske 2 fayede hai. Pehle toh wo sochegi ki ye ladka bahut sarif hai . dusra wo sochegi ki ye dusre ladko ki yarha nahi hai . ye sarif hai orh uski sarafat uske chehre se jhalakti hai.
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Patni Pati Se: Limit Mai Rahna Seekh Lo
Pati:Kyu
Patni: Varna Mai Apna Status Update Karne Jaa Rahi Hun Ki Mere pati Ko Vyapam Ghotale Ki Puri Jaankari Hai.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.”
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us "Universe", a part limited in time and space.”
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
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Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,
Dosti saza nahin hoti,
Dosti me hoti he imandari,
Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,
Dost jaan se pyara hota he,
Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti
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