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Banta’s plan

Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch

Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun

Apr,8 2015
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नेता के भाषण


संता किसी नेता के भाषण समारोह में गया।
नेता: यह धरती मेरी माँ है।
संता खड़ा हुआ और बोला, "तो अपनी माँ को संभाल कर रखो। यह सूरज के इर्द-गिर्द चक्कर लगाती रहती है।

Apr,4 2015
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औरतों के दो करिश्मे


औरतों के दो करिश्मे:
1. बिना घास खाये दूध देती हैं।
2. लौड़ा नहीं होता फिर भी मर्दों की गांड मार लेती हैं

Apr,4 2015
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Wo bhi ek zamana tha


Pita: Beta, ek zamana tha, jab main 10/- lekar bazaar jata tha aur kirana, sabzi doodh sab le aata tha

Beta: Pitaji ab zamana badal gaya hai, Aajkal har dukaan par CCTV-Camera lage hote hain!

Apr,4 2015
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Malinga ki Maa

Malinga ki Maa ne ek din us se kaha..
Beta:Ja apne bal cut kar ke aaja,
Malinga ne kaha kun kia baat hai,
Maa:Beta bartan dhone ka Scruber khatm ho gaya hai...

Mar,26 2015
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School Ahead

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says,
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Mar,23 2015
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सर क्या आप को मेरी आवाज आ रही है

ऑपरेटर- सर क्या आप को मेरी आवाज आ रही है?

दूसरी तरफ से अभी भी कोई आवाज नहीं आई।

ऑपरेटर- सर प्लीज, जवाब दीजिये, क्या आप मुझे सुन रहे हैं?

Mar,16 2015
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बीवी इतनी प्यारी लगती थी

संता- जब मेरी नई नई शादी हुई थी तो मुझे मेरी बीवी इतनी प्यारी लगती थी कि मन करता था खा जाऊं। बंता- और अब? संता- खा ही जाता तो अच्छा था। -

Mar,16 2015
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प्यार

जब भी आप उनसे मिले प्यार से उनके सिर को चूमें।

Mar,14 2015
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प्रेमी

आप अपनी गर्लफ्रैंड की बातों को ध्यान से सुनें। क्यों कि हर लड़की चाहती है कि उसका प्रेमी उसका ख्याल रखे। इससे उसे यह महसूस होगा कि आप उसके सच्चे साथी हैं जो सुख-दुःख में काम आते हैं।

Mar,14 2015
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Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare

Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?

Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein.. :-) aur aap kya mangoge?

Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho!!

Mar,13 2015
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Aye khuda barish karwa

Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uski mobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.

Mar,13 2015
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Aadmi Ka Sasural

Ek aadmi sasural gaya,
Uski saas ne use 7 din tak
Subah-sham palak ka saag
khilaya.
8ve din pucha..Beta,kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola, khet dikha do,
Khud hi char aaunga.

Mar,12 2015
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Santa Kamwali

Santa Kamwali ko chhed raha tha.
Kamwali:- Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.
Santa:- Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.
Kamwali:- Gand me ulti zadu daal ke

Mar,11 2015
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Rai Ka Pahad

Teacher: Give example for
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’

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Student: Padded bra..

Mar,3 2015
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Arz Kiya hai

arz kiya hai suniye...
Hm gye the unke ghar, kahna tha Dil se Dil mila lo..

Hm gaye the unke ghar, kahna tha Dil se Dil mila lo..
Aur
jub dekha unki mummy ko to bola..
Aunty bacche ko polio ki dwa pilwa lo...

Feb,21 2015
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Cook & Eat

A typical cook and eat restaurant is a wonderful experience for anyone. It helps you bond and laugh while you goof up, and awe when you cook up a perfect little dish!

Feb,4 2015
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Don't Take It

Tell her your name first before you ask for hers. If she doesn't seem to like you, don't push her, just calmly walk away with a stiff smile. This will give her a sense of security and warmth and she'll tend to smile at you the next day. You should also reflect her smile. Slowly, conversation may start, if it doesn't, forget her.

Feb,3 2015
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Pyaari Muskrahat

Kitna pyara muskura lete ho,
Kitni asani se apna bana lete ho,
Itni dosti kaise nibha lete ho,
Kisi se sikha hai ya sirf meri nakal utar lete ho!

Feb,3 2015
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CID Vale

Mere hathon me hai ek fuulon ki mala……..

wah wah.

mere hathonme hai ek fuulon ki mala………

ACP PRADYUMAN BOLA “Oh my god isse kisne mar dala……

Jan,31 2015
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Galat fehmi

Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?

Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???

Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..

Jan,28 2015
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Pyaar Ki Dastaan

Apne Dil Mein Tumhare Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhi Hai,
Na Thodi Na Bahut Tamaam Likhi Hai !
Kabhi Humaare Liye Bhi Dua Kar Liya Karo,
Kyon Ki Humne Apni Har Ik Saans Tumhare Naam Likhi Hai !!

Jan,27 2015
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Dil

Aankhon ki gehraayi ko samajh nahi paate,
Hoth hai magar kuch hum keh nahi paate,
Apni Dil ki baat kis tarah kahe tumse,
Tum wahi ho jinke bina hum reh nahi paate.

Jan,23 2015
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Badi Muddat Baad

Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!

Jan,23 2015
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Andha kaanon


Ek BAR 1 judge ne
RAJNIKANT ko crime
karte hue dekh liya
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toh kya?
tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya

Jan,20 2015
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Red Signal

DRIVING TEST:
POLICE: Wat do u do in red signal?
Boy: I usually text, check mails n browse facebook..!
MODERN GENERATION

Jan,19 2015
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Girls Hostel

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko
phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam
chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do

Jan,19 2015
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Ishq Ka Chand

Woh karte hai baat ishq ki,
Par ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nahi,
Ishq woh chand hai jo dikhta hai sab ko,
Par usse pana sab ke bas ka kaam nahi

Jan,17 2015
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Girlfriend Ko Kiss

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah

Jan,16 2015
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Blue Film

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge

Jan,16 2015
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Wife Ke Iraday

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

Jan,15 2015
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The Sun And Kites

The sun rises with new hope

Kites fly with vigour crops

Are ready to be harvested

All denoting hope,

Joy and abundance.

Jan,13 2015
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Khandani Aashiq

Larka ek Larki ka peecha kar raha tha.. . . . .
Girl:”Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.. . . . . .
Larka:”Tu Tension Na Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai.. . .
Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai..
Girl Shocked – Boy Rocked

Jan,13 2015
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Zindagi Me Kami

Sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos
hui,jane
kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

Jan,10 2015
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No Smoking

Ladkiyon Ke Samne Kabhi Bhi Smoking Na Kare Aur Na Hi Drinking. Ye Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners Wale Ladko Ko Hi Pasand Karti Hai.

Jan,9 2015
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KBC Ka Sawal

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa: Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta: 1000 Rupess ka.
Maa: Beta Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi

Jan,7 2015
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Girlfriend Kaisi Hoti Hai?

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he - "GF" Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he - "GF"
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he- "GF"
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he-
"GF"
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -"GF
'GF" matlab - GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he.

Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he.

Jan,6 2015
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Ladke Ka Kiss

Suhagrat Par Ladke Ne Patni Ko Kiss Ki Aur So Gaya.
Agle Din Saas Bahu Mandir Jane Lage To Saas Boli.
Saas: “Beta Mandir Jane Se Pahle Naha Lo”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Maa Ji, Sirf Brush Karva Lo, Baki Sab Saaf Hai“

Jan,6 2015
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