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Auto Accident

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

May,26 2015
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Yaad Karte Hai Unhe

Hakikat kaho to unhe khwaab lgta hai,
Shikayat karo to unhe mazaak lgta hai,
Kitni shiddat se yaad karte hai unhe hum,
Aur ek wo hai ki unhe ye sab itefaak lagta.

May,26 2015
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Mind It

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
From :- Rajnikant
Mind It!

May,13 2015
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Valentine Day Gift De

Friendship Aur Valentines Day Ko Unhe Hamesha Wish Kare Aur Ek Pyara Sa Gift Jarur De. Aisa Karna Najdiki Badane Ke Liye Bahut Jaruri Hai.

May,11 2015
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Golden & True words

Golden & True words:
Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai
or
uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai
It’s 100% true!

May,11 2015
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Strong Your GK

Ladkiyan Patane Ke Liye Aapka General Knowledge Strong Hona Chahiye, GK Ladkiyon Ko Patane Me Bahut Hi Helpful Hota Hai.

May,7 2015
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Bahas Nahi Kare

Unke Sath Kabhi Bhi Bahas Nahi Kare Hamesha Unki Baat Ka Sath De. Tabhi Unko Pata Sakte Hai.

May,7 2015
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56 Girl Friend

Mere Ek Dost Ki 56 Girl Friend Hai. Usne Un Sabhi Ko Patane Ke Liye Jo Formula Use Kiya Hai Wo Hai- Ladkiyon Se Hamesha Unke Baare Me Hi Baate Karo. Wo Hamesha Ladkiyon Se Unke Hi Baare Me Baate Karte Rahta Tha Aur Ladkiyan Pat Gai.

May,7 2015
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kya maal hai
Who is a Boy? Ladke wo hai, Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to, Waha bhi kehte hai: “Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..? kya maal hai yaar”
May,5 2015
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Nice one
1st Girl: Mujhe aisa ladka chaiye jo… Harami ho, Bewada ho, Patte khelta ho, Randi baaz ho, aur thoda pagal ho. 2nd Girl- Abey kamini sidha bol na teri nazar is group ke admin par hai.
May,5 2015
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Mast nazron se

Mast nazron se dekh lena tha,
Agar tammanna thi aazmaneki,
Hum to yuhi behosh ho jate,
Kya zarrorat thi muskuraneki.

May,4 2015
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Better Umbrella

Heavy rain showers remind me of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Instead pray for a better umbrella.

May,4 2015
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Dikha nhi

Dard tha dil me par kabhi dikha nhi,
Aansu the aankho me par kabhi roya nhi,
Yahi fark hai dosti aur pyar me,
Ishq ne kabhi hasaya nhi aur dosto ne kabhi rulaya nahi

May,4 2015
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Uncle jack

Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

May,2 2015
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Fake friends

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

May,2 2015
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Temptation

I can resist anything but temptation.

May,2 2015
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Gotcha

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.
His wife asks: What’s that for??
It’s for your headache.
I don’t have a headache.
He replies: Gotcha!!

May,2 2015
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Me closer

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, ‘I love you,’

May,1 2015
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Patni nahi

Ab to Maa bhi kehne Lag gayi "Teri to Arrange Marriage ki karni padegi, Ladki to Tujhse Patni nahi hai koi

May,1 2015
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Ladkiyon mein

2 chij jisne Indian Young Generation mein
JOSH aur UTSAAH bhar dia..

1. IPL ne ladko mein, aur

2. I Pill ne ladkiyon mein!

Apr,29 2015
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After Earthquake

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

From :- Rajnikant

Mind It!

 

Apr,28 2015
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Reason To Leave Life

Affection of Love is so Strange,
Sometimes It Becomes Reason To Live Life,
&
Sometimes It Becomes Reason To Leave Life…?

Apr,27 2015
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I Miss You Always.

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.

Apr,27 2015
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No Special reason

There”s no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life
& hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Apr,27 2015
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Fight For A Chewing GUM

A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.

Apr,27 2015
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I QUIT

i need no one..!! I QUIT..!!!

Apr,27 2015
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Pooja karo

Pooja karo,
pooja ko mat karo,

Aarti utaro,
par aarti ki mat utaro,

Mala chadhao,
par mala ke uppar mat chadho,

Ummeed hai aaj se kameena pan chhod doge.

Apr,27 2015
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Good one

nswers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students

Apr,27 2015
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Fashion Ka Jalwaaaaaaa

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…
Jalwa.. Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwaaaaaaa

This joke was sung by Palak in Comedy Nights with Kapil




Apr,22 2015
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Sachhi Mohabbat

Humein aap ki jaan nahi sirf saath chahiye,
Sacche ishq ka sirf ek ehsaas chahiye,
Jaan toh ek pal mein di jaa sakti hain,
Pr hume apki mohabbat aakhri sans tk chahiye.

Apr,22 2015
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Kiss ur lips

I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to touch ur teeth,
I want to smell ur breath,
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend.
he he he:-)

Apr,21 2015
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I love to kiss

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

Apr,21 2015
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The greatest truths

The greatest truths are said jokingly..!!!

Apr,21 2015
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you were mine

you have no idea how much i wish you were mine…!!

Apr,21 2015
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Sleeping

Sleeping to forget some things..!! :(

Apr,21 2015
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Strength


A smile can hide so many feelings. Fear, sadness, heartbreak... But it also shows one other thing, strength

Apr,20 2015
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BATHROOM


Pathan Veena Malik se : Masjid ka chanda de do.
Veena Malik : Aap log to kehty hen k mera paisa
napaak hai..?
Pathan : Tumhary paisy se hum BATHROOM banaye ga...:-)

Apr,20 2015
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Le lena
Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai? 
Girl - Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- Aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena, but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they??? 
Apr,15 2015
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Bhooott

eh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !

Apr,14 2015
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Aaj ka vichar

आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!

Apr,14 2015
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Sharmeelapan

Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.

Apr,13 2015
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Hamesha akele milo

Use jab bhi milo to hamesha akele hi mila karo. Aur uski taarif kar diya karo – kabhi chehre ki, kabhi kapdon ki to kabhi shareer ki. Ek din keh dena, aaj to bade mustande lag rahe ho. Wo paagal hokar tumhare kadmon mein gir padega.

Apr,9 2015
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Husband Wife

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

Apr,4 2015
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Husband Wife

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

Apr,4 2015
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Baby Mosquito

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying…
His dad asked him, “how do u feel ?”
He replied “it was wonderful daddy… All humans clapped hands for me!! :)”

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think…

Apr,4 2015
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Ladki Ki Friend Request

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya.

Mar,23 2015
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Kutte Ke Samne

Ek Family "Sholay" Dekh K Aayi Or Pati Ne Patni Se Romanticaly Bola "Nach Basanti Nach"
Child Added- "Mummy Is Kutte K Samne Mat Nachna"...

Mar,18 2015
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Item Girl

Papa ki shadi ka video dekh kar
Beta Bola:
"Papa Meri shadi me Bhi aisi item Girls Nachwaenge....? ?
.
.
PAPA: Kutte kaminey, Ye sab item Girls Nahi,
Teri Bua Hai.

Mar,16 2015
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Cupid 2 represent valentines day

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (50 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
I don't understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Feb,6 2015
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Tour With Teacher

Santi here, I am like to tell you about my encounter with my design teacher. Her name Anjali (name changed) was 32 of age. She is truly a sex god with figure of 36 24 30. As after my sex with my aunt I have became a sex-addicted man. I was becoming hungry of having sex with her.My star signs, as we have to go on an educational tour outside our town. We have to go by night service & it was 8 hours journey from our town. We were total 8 members of whom 4 were boys student 3 girls students and madam Anajli. Three of the boys were in love with the three girls so on the journey the arranged accordingly and I have to sit with my sexy madam.Since it was night everyone was sleeping. At about midnight madam Anjali put her head on my shoulder. I was happy and taking it advantage I put my arms on her shoulder and pretending to be sleep I slip my hand in such a way so that I can feel her boobs above her sari. In the morning she walk up and told me that she enjoy the sleep and my company. I was feeling happy to hear that & my heart beats as if it was a green signal for me.We reach our destination and booked our room in a hotel. There we booked 4 rooms.

Two rooms with 3 beds so madam asked the 3 girls to go to one room and the other three boys to go into another room. I was given a single room. I entered the room and was surprise to see that the backside balcony was an adjutant to madam Anjali’s room. That night after diner I went to my room and went to my back balcony. I saw madam’s balcony door was open. I knocked she told me to come in. She gave a nice smile by looking at me. She was wearing a nightly. I went near her & sit by her side. She was doing some short of accounting and I told her that I would help her, she agrees and with some courage I touch her hand. She smiles and told me “you are a bad boy. You are touching my hand but at night you were touching something other” I told her that I like her. She laughs and told me that she also like me & for that region arranged me in an adjacent room. I looked her and give her kiss on her forehead. She holds me and gave me a lip kiss. I than removed her nightly. She was in bra & panty. She then unhooked her bra. Her boobs became free I press & suck them. Since I was in nightdress she then removed my dress I pushed her panty. We were in 69 positions for about 10 min. Then I put her legs on my shoulder & fucked her for the night.

Jan,6 2015
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