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Lady Ki Panty

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai?

Batao?

Husband (with confidence): Elastic hi hoga,
Aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.!

Mar,19 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
जिस लड़की को भुलाने के लिए पी रहा था

संता शराब पीते-पीते रोने लगा..

क्या हुआ यार, रो क्यों रहा है?

संता-यार, जिस लड़की को भुलाने के लिए पी रहा था, उसका नाम याद नहीं आ रहा!

 

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
संता के गले लग कर रोने लगी

संता और बंता एक बुजुर्ग की मृत्यु पर शोकसभा में गए।

वहां पर एक लड़की आई और संता के गले लग कर रोने लगी।

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chikni Chameli

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
koi Shayari sunate rahe

Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.

Mar,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
फूलों का तोहफा दें

खुश करने के लिए उनकों फूलों का तोहफा दें। हो सकता है आपके पास तोहफा देने का कोई अवसर ना हो। बिना किसी ऐसे अवसर के भी उन्हें तोहफा दें

Mar,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
This is called

Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!

Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Santa Ka lund

Santa pani me lund duba raha tha.
Wife: Kya karte ho?
Santa: Khada nahi hota.
Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.
Santa: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?

Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Miss U

Teri yaad me jara ankhe bhigo lu,
Udas raat ki tanhai me solu,
Akele gum ka bojh ab sambhlta nai,
Agar tu mil jaye to tujse lipat kar rolu
MISS U!

Feb,24 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Wife

2 things r Extremely difficult
-To plant ur idea in someone’s head
-To plant someone’s money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

Feb,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Zindagi

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho

Feb,19 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
I love you

No poems, no fancy words;
As you sow so you plough.
I just want you to know;
I love you, my loving dove.
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Find someone to love me

So Many Time
I Thought I'd Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)

Happy Valentine's Day

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Happy Kiss Day

Happy Kiss Day

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (34 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance
to the person who is reading this.
Happy Kiss Day

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
My Dear valentine

Its me who live for you my dear valentine

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, Its me who live for you.

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pyaar Ka insurance

Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Wife And Husband

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked: "Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri hay!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hu"

Jan,31 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Independence

If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would have been born 200 years back .
.

.

Then the Britishers would be fighting for INDEPENDENCE.

Jan,23 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Salary

Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.

Jan,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Student Ka Sach

Student Shayari On Exams -

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

Jan,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sexual Performance

Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile.

Jan,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
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