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नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार

सोमवार से
न मंगलवार से
न बुधवार से
न गुरुवार से
न शुक्रवार से
न शनिवार से
न रविवार से
कांग्रेस नेता लोग डरते हैं तो सिर्फ और सिर्फ नरेन्द्र मोदी की सरकार से ।।

Jul,15 2015
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Faad Sakta Hai

Child offered girl for sex.
Girl: Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?
Child: Darling chuha bori utha nai sakta par faad to sakta hai.

Jul,15 2015
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Uski Saheli

Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo,
Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum Chura Lo,
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki,
Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Mujhe Bhi Pata Lo.

Jul,15 2015
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Rona Bhi Zindagi

Pyar me kisi ko khona bhi zindagi hai,
Zindagi me gamo ka hona bhi zindagi hai,
Yu to rehti hai hotho per muskrahat,
Per shayad chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai.

Jul,15 2015
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आधा जिस्म दिख रहा है

बॉस – ये कैसी ड्रेस पहनी है ,
आधा जिस्म दिख रहा है ,,
लड़की – सर इतनी काम सैलरी में तो यही
छोटे कपडे आते हैं ,,
बॉस – मैनेजर , इसको 3 महीने तक सैलरी मत देना!!!!!

Jul,14 2015
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Jail For While

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Jul,14 2015
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Father And Son

Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati.

Jul,14 2015
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Sachche Dost

Duniya-Dari Me Hum Thode Kachche Hain.
Mgr Dosti K Mamle Hum Bahut Sachche Hain.
Hamari Sachchai Bas Isi Baat Pr Kayam Hai
Ki Humare Dost Humse B Achchhe Hain.

Jul,14 2015
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Thinking Of Yourself

True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less.

Jul,13 2015
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Snake Sheds

Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again

Jul,13 2015
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Explains Everything

Eight Years Old Son: Dad What Is S*x?
Dad Gets Tensed But Explains Everything To Him.
Kid: But Dad How Do I Write All That's In This Small Box Of School Admission Form.

Jul,13 2015
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Good Personality

Achi personality hona hamesha fayda deta he( jese ladkiyan ranbeer kapur ki personality se kafi impress hoti he). To koshish Karen ki apki personality ka acha bhaag ladkiyon ki nazar me aaye. Agar aapki personality me koi khami ho to sudharne ki koshish Karen.

Jul,10 2015
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Mai Neend Mai

Wife:kal Raat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhe ghalat fehmi hue hai..
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha..

Jul,9 2015
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Business And Changes

This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world,
because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50.

Jul,8 2015
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Good day

Ending u 10000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 9999 under ur pillow.
Pick out 1 every morning bcoz
I want 2 see u smiling always.
Good day

Jul,7 2015
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आज एक लड़के ने

पिंकी: मम्मी आज एक लड़के ने मेरी चूची दबाई।
जीतो: तुमने उसको चांटा नहीं मारा?
पिंकी: मुझे अचानक गांधी जी याद आ गए और मैंने दूसरी चूची भी आगे कर दी।

Jul,6 2015
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Siddhu Son In School

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing.

Jul,6 2015
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Accident Me Pair

BF: Accident me pair toot gaya..
GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai,
Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha..??
Girls r Mad..

Jul,6 2015
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Allow for adequate travel time

Some flights are long – make sure you don’t end up spending most of your time traveling; give yourself plenty of days to enjoy the destination.

Jul,2 2015
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Ask Your Daughter

Teacher: how old are you?
Student: check the register..
Teacher: where are you from?
Student: check in collegel info..
Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
Student: ask my heart.
Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
Student: ask your daughter!

Jul,2 2015
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मेरी ब्लूटूथ ऑन थी

एक अविवाहित लड़की को बच्चा हो गया।
पप्पू: ये कैसे हुआ?

लड़की: जानू कल रात को जब आपका नाईट फॉल हुआ था तब मेरी ब्लूटूथ ऑन रह गई थी।

Jun,26 2015
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Aisi Kon Si Cheez

Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.

Ans: Bel Gaadi

Jun,26 2015
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Yeh Saal

Yeh Saal Tere Waste Khushiyon Ka Nagar Ho,
Kya Khooob Ho Har Roz Teree Eid Agar Ho,
Har Raat Masarrat Ki Naye Geet Sunaaye,
Lamhaat Ke Peron Pe Bhi Shabnam Ka Asar Ho.

Jun,25 2015
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Haskar Jeena

Haskar jeena dastoor hai jindagi ka
Ek yai kissa mashoor hai jindagi ka
Beete hue pal kabi laut kar nai aate
Yahi sabse bada kasoor h jindagi ka

Jun,25 2015
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Increase PC Life

Trick 2 increase PC life:
-Shut down proprly
-Dont place many icons in desktop
-Keep 50% free spce in C drive
-Dont keep foldrs in task bar.

Jun,25 2015
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Begum Sahiba Hai

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Jun,25 2015
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Two Eyes

Dusro ki ankho m aasu dene vale log ...Aksar ye kyu bhool jate h ki ....Unke paas bhi do ankhe h

Jun,23 2015
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You Are

You r like my asthma, you take my breath away.Like dandruff; I cant get you off my head.Like my car, you drive me crazy.Like dentures, I cant smile without you.

Jun,23 2015
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People Are Curious

I am not a sexy woman, I am not beautiful, I am not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious.

Jun,19 2015
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Attractive To Female

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

Jun,19 2015
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Supreme Abode

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.

Jun,19 2015
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Prostitute In The Night

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Jun,19 2015
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Director Subhash Ghai


Director Subhash Ghai made a cameo appearance in Aradhana which he anyway does for all his films

Jun,12 2015
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Khana Kha Liya


Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Achcha ji Meri nakal?
Husband: Achcha ji Meri nakal?
Wife: I Love U
Husband: Haan yaar khana kha liya maine.

Jun,12 2015
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Many Friends


No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

Jun,10 2015
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Tumhare Dil Mein Hain


Wo Mohabbtein Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain
Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do
Aaj Bas Tum Kaho Aur Kehte Hi Jao
Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be-Zuban Kar Do.

Jun,5 2015
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React kare

Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aur Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare

Jun,2 2015
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Gazab tera style

Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi haath main mobile hai.

Jun,2 2015
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With Idiot for Ever

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No it means With Idiot for Ever.

Jun,1 2015
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His wife’s boobs

Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

May,28 2015
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Rules Of Army

Ek hizde ne armi ke sare test pass kar liye sex test me manager bola aapka to lund hi nahi hai
tab hizda bolta hai manager se
ye bataiye aapko goli chal bani hai ya maa chud bani hai

May,28 2015
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Name So Softly

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling Ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

May,28 2015
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Motion Detector

According to security equipment specialists, security systems that utilize motion detectors won't function properly if walls and floors are too hot. When an infrared beam is used in a motion detector, it will pick up a person's body temperature of 98.6 degrees compared to the cooler walls and floor.

May,27 2015
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First university

The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

May,27 2015
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Peaceful Sleep

MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!

May,26 2015
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Own Thoughts

The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. Good morning.

May,26 2015
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Awesome Morning

Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.

May,26 2015
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Next Window Release

If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.

May,26 2015
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Lightest Thing

Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.

May,18 2015
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Kya Karega

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

May,18 2015
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