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Sanjjana's Joke
Saza To Na Deejiye

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihaan mat leejiye,
Kyun ho khafa ye bayan to keejiye,
Kar deejiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yun yaad na kar ke saza to na deejiye.


May,26 2015
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Commited Suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

May,26 2015
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Exams Sar Par hai

isi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya!!
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du..
Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.

May,26 2015
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Contact Mei Rahna

Boyfriend ki DuaFor His Girlfriend At time Of Wedding
Sasural mai sukhi rahena
Mayke aaye to contact main rahena aur milti rehna.

May,21 2015
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मेरी गली मे

वो बोली मेरी गली मे ना आया कर मेरे भाई
पकड़ लेंगे तेरे को,
में बोला- मुझे कभी Temple_Run वाला
बंदर नहीं पकड़ सका तेरे भाई क्या चीज़ है

May,13 2015
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Quality Dovelopment

Ladkiyan Patane Ke Liye Apne Aap Me Kuch Quality Paida Kare, Jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. Quality Hone Se Ladki Patana Bahut Asan Ho Jata Hai.

 

May,11 2015
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Respect De

Hamesha Unko Respect De, Isse Aap Unki Nazaron Me Ek Achche Ladke Bane Rahenge, Jo Ladki Patane Ke Liye Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.

May,11 2015
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Friendship Rules

Friendship Rules,
No Attitude, Excuse, Sorry, Thanks
Dont Say Im Busy!
Just Always Say!
Yar Hukum Ker Tere Liye Jan B Hazir Hai
bus Koi Kaam Na Kehna

May,11 2015
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Ghutno Par Aagaya

Ladkhadai budhiya ko uthaane bazaar me koi na jhuka, 
Gori ka jhumkhaa gira toh pura bazaar ghutno par aagaya..

May,11 2015
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Child In America School

A Child In America School
Sir Asked Him i Have 4 Apple.
How Can i Divide it Among 5 Children ?
His Ans: Simple Kill One Child..

May,8 2015
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Romantic Ring Tone

Apne Cell Phone Me Koi Romantic Ring Tone Hi Rakhe, Romantic Ring Tone Sunkar Ladkiyan Jarur Impress Hoti Hai. Ladkiyon Ko Patane Ke Liye Unhe Impress Karna Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.

May,7 2015
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Naam Nahi Liya
KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne Wale group Ka Naam Batao..? Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye.. Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.
May,5 2015
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Lottery ticket

What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?

The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
kolavari di

Boy: I love u.
Girl: I hate you.
Boy: Why this kolavari kolavari kolavari di.
Girl: Ok ok i love u too but pls dont sing this song yaar

May,2 2015
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Nikali thi

Main to apni tanhaiyo se tang aa kar
Mahobbat ki talash me nikali thi..!!
Par..
Mujhe to mahobbat bhi aise mili jo aur tanha kar gai

Apr,30 2015
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Kuch logo

Kuch logo ki selfie dekh ke lagta hai ki unke phon me front camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi

Apr,30 2015
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Who is rich

When you can't marry the one you love, :'(
marry the one who is rich

Apr,30 2015
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Lottery ticket

What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?

The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Get Married

Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*

Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”

Apr,29 2015
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Bade hoshiyaar

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Khuda bachaye

Khuda bachaye magroor biwi se,
Purane tv se,
Dubai k shekh se,
Nai ki shave se,
Aurat ki bewafai se,
Purani mithai se,
Haram ki kamai se,
Aur aap ki jadai se.

Apr,29 2015
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Student Life

The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*

Apr,29 2015
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Dil do

Dil do kisi ek ko magar nek ko

Jab tak sucha dildar na mile

Try karo har ek ko.

Apr,29 2015
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O ladies

Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??

Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha

Apr,29 2015
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Bhagwan Bole

Sharabi ke antim samay par bhagwan bole koi aakhiri khwahish…?
Sharabi- Prabhu,
Agli bar 3 liver laga k bhejna,
chahe to niche ki 2 goli kam kar dena!

Apr,29 2015
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Ladkiyan zyada

Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti
bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi
gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga.

Apr,29 2015
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ICU mein

2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh ke itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gaya

Apr,29 2015
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Famous Hai

Patiala ki 2 chize famous hai
1st patiala peg
2nd patiala salwar

Dono me fark sirf itna hai
1 chadhne par maza deti hai
to doosri utarne par!!

Apr,29 2015
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MUTUNGi

Boy to a Girl-
Agar ek din k liye aapko LADKA banne ka wardan mil jaye,
to sabse pehle aap kya karogi

Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGi

Apr,29 2015
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So Extreme

Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme

Apr,28 2015
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Puri Karon

Koshish to hoti hai ke
teri har khwaish puri karon…!!

Par dar lagta hai ke..
tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le

Apr,28 2015
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Thaam jati hai

Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai,
Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai,
Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki,
Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Thaam jati hai

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pane ki tamanna

kajal banke teri aankhon me samane ki tamanna thi,
dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna thi,
yu to hasil thi mujhe har cheez zamane ki,
bus tujhe dulhan ke roop me pane ki tamanna thi..

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Suicides itself

A Heart dies when
it is not able to share its feelings.

But a heart suicides itself
when another heart doesn’t understand its Feeling.

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Khafa ho jata hao

Naseeb mera mujhse khafa ho jata hao,
Apna jisko bhi mano bewafa ho jata hai..
Kyu na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se..
Sapna pura hota nahi aur sawera ho jata hai

Apr,27 2015
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Can Forget

I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Missing You very much.

Apr,27 2015
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3 minutes to think

(I MISS U)are 3 words,
But take 3 seconds to read,
3minutes to think,
3 hours to understand,
3days to demonstrate,
3weeks to explain and whole life to prove it!!!!!

Apr,27 2015
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Unfair with Everyone

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair…

Apr,27 2015
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Friend of friends

Friend of friends…! Heart of hearts..!

Apr,27 2015
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Question Answer

99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..

Whats ur phone number!!!

Apr,27 2015
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Humara Beta

PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!

Apr,24 2015
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Kash hum ek ho jaen

Main tumhain jo paalon to Tum apny honton ki aanch se merey tann ko kundan bana do.

Phir saari hadon ko torr kar hum ek dojay main kho jaen.

Kash hum ek ho jaen.

Apr,21 2015
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Time to move

i wont take a bullet for no one because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you had time to move…!!!

Apr,21 2015
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Aap “PAGAL” ho!

Aap “PAGAL” ho!
Gussa Q hote ho?
Mera mtlb hai
P- Pyare
A- Attractive
G- Genious
A- Active
L- Lovable
ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na

Apr,21 2015
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They Are Dead

Great people talk ..
about things,
Small people talk ..
about other people,
And legends never talk
They are dead.

Apr,20 2015
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Interviewer

Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?
Candidate: IIN
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room
Candidate: Two
Interviewer: Choose any one to get out.

 

Apr,18 2015
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hasmukh ladkiyan

Ladkon ko hasmukh ladkiyan badi pasand aati hain. Tum uske ghatiya se ghatiya baat par bhi zor-zor se haso. Wo bahut khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega.

Apr,9 2015
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SUNNY LEONE


What will happen if SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHT WITH KAPIL.. ..
Then wht will the audience say:
" JI MAIN AAPKA BAHUT BADA FAN HUN.. SAARI MOVIES DEKHI HAI AAPKI"
Kapil: Haan Maine Bhi.

Apr,8 2015
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Auratien Ki Baatien

2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…

Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!

Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!

Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar!”

Apr,4 2015
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Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye

Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.

Mar,14 2015
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