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Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihaan mat leejiye,
Kyun ho khafa ye bayan to keejiye,
Kar deejiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yun yaad na kar ke saza to na deejiye.
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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isi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya!!
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du..
Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.
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Boyfriend ki DuaFor His Girlfriend At time Of Wedding
Sasural mai sukhi rahena
Mayke aaye to contact main rahena aur milti rehna.
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वो बोली मेरी गली मे ना आया कर मेरे भाई
पकड़ लेंगे तेरे को,
में बोला- मुझे कभी Temple_Run वाला
बंदर नहीं पकड़ सका तेरे भाई क्या चीज़ है
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Ladkiyan Patane Ke Liye Apne Aap Me Kuch Quality Paida Kare, Jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. Quality Hone Se Ladki Patana Bahut Asan Ho Jata Hai.
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Hamesha Unko Respect De, Isse Aap Unki Nazaron Me Ek Achche Ladke Bane Rahenge, Jo Ladki Patane Ke Liye Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.
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Friendship Rules,
No Attitude, Excuse, Sorry, Thanks
Dont Say Im Busy!
Just Always Say!
Yar Hukum Ker Tere Liye Jan B Hazir Hai
bus Koi Kaam Na Kehna
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Ladkhadai budhiya ko uthaane bazaar me koi na jhuka,
Gori ka jhumkhaa gira toh pura bazaar ghutno par aagaya..
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A Child In America School
Sir Asked Him i Have 4 Apple.
How Can i Divide it Among 5 Children ?
His Ans: Simple Kill One Child..
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Apne Cell Phone Me Koi Romantic Ring Tone Hi Rakhe, Romantic Ring Tone Sunkar Ladkiyan Jarur Impress Hoti Hai. Ladkiyon Ko Patane Ke Liye Unhe Impress Karna Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.
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What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?
The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!
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Boy: I love u.
Girl: I hate you.
Boy: Why this kolavari kolavari kolavari di.
Girl: Ok ok i love u too but pls dont sing this song yaar
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Main to apni tanhaiyo se tang aa kar
Mahobbat ki talash me nikali thi..!!
Par..
Mujhe to mahobbat bhi aise mili jo aur tanha kar gai
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Kuch logo ki selfie dekh ke lagta hai ki unke phon me front camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi
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When you can't marry the one you love, :'(
marry the one who is rich
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What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?
The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!
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Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”
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Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
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Khuda bachaye magroor biwi se,
Purane tv se,
Dubai k shekh se,
Nai ki shave se,
Aurat ki bewafai se,
Purani mithai se,
Haram ki kamai se,
Aur aap ki jadai se.
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The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
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Dil do kisi ek ko magar nek ko
Jab tak sucha dildar na mile
Try karo har ek ko.
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Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??
Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
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Sharabi ke antim samay par bhagwan bole koi aakhiri khwahish…?
Sharabi- Prabhu,
Agli bar 3 liver laga k bhejna,
chahe to niche ki 2 goli kam kar dena!
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Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti
bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi
gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga.
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2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh ke itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gaya
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Patiala ki 2 chize famous hai
1st patiala peg
2nd patiala salwar
Dono me fark sirf itna hai
1 chadhne par maza deti hai
to doosri utarne par!!
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Boy to a Girl-
Agar ek din k liye aapko LADKA banne ka wardan mil jaye,
to sabse pehle aap kya karogi
Girl: KHADE-KHADE MUTUNGi
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Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme
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Koshish to hoti hai ke
teri har khwaish puri karon…!!
Par dar lagta hai ke..
tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le
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Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai,
Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai,
Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki,
Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Thaam jati hai
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kajal banke teri aankhon me samane ki tamanna thi,
dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna thi,
yu to hasil thi mujhe har cheez zamane ki,
bus tujhe dulhan ke roop me pane ki tamanna thi..
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A Heart dies when
it is not able to share its feelings.
But a heart suicides itself
when another heart doesn’t understand its Feeling.
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Naseeb mera mujhse khafa ho jata hao,
Apna jisko bhi mano bewafa ho jata hai..
Kyu na ho shikayat meri nazro ko raat se..
Sapna pura hota nahi aur sawera ho jata hai
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I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Missing You very much.
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(I MISS U)are 3 words,
But take 3 seconds to read,
3minutes to think,
3 hours to understand,
3days to demonstrate,
3weeks to explain and whole life to prove it!!!!!
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If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair…
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Friend of friends…! Heart of hearts..!
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99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..
Whats ur phone number!!!
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PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!
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Main tumhain jo paalon to Tum apny honton ki aanch se merey tann ko kundan bana do.
Phir saari hadon ko torr kar hum ek dojay main kho jaen.
Kash hum ek ho jaen.
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i wont take a bullet for no one because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you had time to move…!!!
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Aap “PAGAL” ho!
Gussa Q hote ho?
Mera mtlb hai
P- Pyare
A- Attractive
G- Genious
A- Active
L- Lovable
ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na
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Great people talk ..
about things,
Small people talk ..
about other people,
And legends never talk
They are dead.
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Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?
Candidate: IIN
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room
Candidate: Two
Interviewer: Choose any one to get out.
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Ladkon ko hasmukh ladkiyan badi pasand aati hain. Tum uske ghatiya se ghatiya baat par bhi zor-zor se haso. Wo bahut khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega.
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What will happen if SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHT WITH KAPIL.. ..
Then wht will the audience say:
" JI MAIN AAPKA BAHUT BADA FAN HUN.. SAARI MOVIES DEKHI HAI AAPKI"
Kapil: Haan Maine Bhi.
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2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…
Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!
Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!
Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar!”
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Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.
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