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Raj Kapoor

Raj Kapoor Mera Naam Joker was the first Hindi movie ,
To have not one but two intervals.

Nov,9 2015
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Khaas Baat

Shamaa bani to parwaane bane,
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane,
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein,
Warna yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.

Nov,7 2015
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JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

College ke first day;
Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..
Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

Oct,27 2015
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Dil Ne Chaha

Dil Ne Chaha Tha Ki Chand Ke Har Tukde Par Tera Naam Likh Du,
Magar Kambakhat Ye Khyal Hi Amavas Ki Raat Ko Aya.

Oct,26 2015
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Mehngi Jagah

Wife: Mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumne le chalo.
Kapil: Chalo tyaar ho jayo petro pump chalte hai.

Oct,19 2015
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Kabar

Meri kabar pe rone mat aana,
Mujhe pyaar hai ye kehne mat aana,
Main duniya main hoon tab tak satao mujko,
Jab main so jao to jagane mat aana.

Oct,17 2015
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Badtameez Pappu

Teacher Pappu Se Tang Aake Ek Din Usko Class Mein Khada Karva Ke Boli.
Teacher: Pappu Tum Bahut Badtameez Hote Ja Rahe Ho, Batao Kya Saja Dun Tumhein?
Pappu Piche Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Teacher Se Bola.
Pappu: Mam, Wo Ladki Jo 2nd Last Seat Pe Bethi Hai Na, Uske Sath Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do.

Oct,17 2015
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Education

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

Oct,13 2015
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Ehsaas

Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.

Oct,8 2015
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NIPPAL

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui.
Dr: Kaise jal gaye.
Sardarni: KAMINE Tune hi to kaha tha,
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle,
NIPPAL UBAL lena.

Oct,7 2015
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Masjid

Larka: Aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k Jan E Man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: Sandil utaroo kia?
Larka: Jan E Man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Oct,7 2015
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Chopstick

Rajnikant can eat Dosa with chopsticks.

Oct,1 2015
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Technique

Avoid the A frame while kissing. Even if you are kissing her with great technique a girl will not enjoy it as much if your hips are miles apart. Stand close to her even if it is your first kiss.

Sep,23 2015
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Jungle

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain,
1 Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2 Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

Sep,19 2015
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Sherni

Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.
Padosiyon ne poochha: Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye?
Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya: LAST MONTH meri WIFE gujar gai naa,
Toh ab uske bina ghar badaa soona soona lagta hai mujhe.

Sep,18 2015
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Chabutre Par

Chacha ke chaure chabutre par,
Cheel ne chuhe ko chonch se chabaa daala.

Sep,14 2015
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Alex

Of all the vids I’ve ever viewed, I’ve never viewed a vid as valued as Alex’s engVid vid.

Sep,14 2015
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Canner

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Sep,14 2015
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Anjaan Ki Tarah

Anjaan Ki Tarah Mile Aur Ulfat Ho Gayi
Ajnabi Dost Aise Mile Ki Dosti Ho Gayi
Sacchi Dosti Ka Irada Tha Unse,
Par Hume Unse Sachi Mohabbat Ho Gyi.

 

Sep,10 2015
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Malkin & Naukarani

Sep,10 2015
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Dam Niklay

Hazaroon Bachiyan Aisi K Har Bachi Pe Dam Niklay.
Par Jis Bachi Pe Dam Niklay Woe Ghar Se Kam Niklay.

Sep,9 2015
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Saheli Ki Saheli

Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI.
Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI.
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PuPPI.
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere Doggy ne,
10 PuPPI ko janam de hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Embrace Hema

During the making of Sholay, Dharmendra paid the light boys to make mistakes during shots, so that he could embrace Hema Malini again and again.

Sep,4 2015
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Student Shayari

Aasma mein kaali ghata ch h,
Aaj fir principal se mar kh h,
Sab kehte h sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban k aayi h.

Sep,3 2015
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Train Bhi Purani Hai

Sep,2 2015
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Keep Thinking

Never Thought.
It would be so hard,
Staying away from U,
I keep thinking of us,
Together again,
I Miss U.

Aug,31 2015
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Mobile Recharge

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
Apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai, Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare.
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai.

Aug,31 2015
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Khuni Patni

Aug,26 2015
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Teri Saheli

BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia,
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai,
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai,
Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi,
Teri SaHeLi Hai.

Aug,24 2015
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Topup And Lifetime

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha kya mehsus kar rahi ho?
Patni: aaj tak topup me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

Aug,21 2015
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Kuch Saal Baad

Plz froward to all ur friends girl: When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Co operate.
Yahi to din hain,
Kuch saal baad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.

Aug,13 2015
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Madam Ki Report

Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.

Aug,13 2015
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Baby Ki Yaad

She: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
He: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
She: Acha chalo papa aa gaye, bye.

Aug,12 2015
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Breakup With Heart

Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you,
But love hurts the most,
When the person you love,
Has no idea how you feel.

Aug,7 2015
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Breakup With Heart

Love hurts when you breakup with someone.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you,
But love hurts the most,
When the person you love,
Has no idea how you feel.

Aug,7 2015
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Chintu Ka Motapa

Aug,7 2015
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Sometimes

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something,
And sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.

Aug,6 2015
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Missing Words

K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai.
Boy: Meri chaddi mein.

Aug,5 2015
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Larkon Ko

Ladkon ko hasmukh ladkiyan badi pasand aati hain. Tum uske ghatiya se ghatiya baat par bhi zor-zor se haso
Wo bahut khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega.
Tum jis ladke ko chahti ho uske doston ke saath thodi flirtingkiya karo.
Tum jise chahti ho use bilkul bhav mat do. Wo jalan se aag-baboola ho jayega.
Tumhare prem mein wo joru ka ghulam ban jayega.

Aug,1 2015
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Saans Lete Rahe

Kissing ke Douran Saans Lete Rahe
Kissing ke Douran Dusri aur Dhyan Na De
Kissing ke Duran Expressive Rahe
Partner ki Pasand ka Khayal Rakhe

Aug,1 2015
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Lose Weight

The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days
The patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.Doctor

Aug,1 2015
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Politicions Funny

Jul,31 2015
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Aage Ka Dhyaan

Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya Rote Hue Usne Apni Maa Ko Bataya.
Maa Boli: Betu Maine Tujse Kha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan Rakhna.
Beti Boli: Maa Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li.

Jul,30 2015
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Funny Desi Fashion Show

Jul,27 2015
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Sara Jaha

SANTA: Bhiga sa lagta h Alam mujhe,
Bhigi si lagti h subah mujhe,
Bhiga lag raha h sara jaha mujhe.
BANTA: Uth sale,bistar pr susu kr dia h tune.

Jul,24 2015
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Padosan Ki Smile

Santa ne Banta se kha Duniya
Ke do sabse bade ghatak aur
khtarnak hathiyar ka nam likho
Banta ne likha
Bibi ke Ansu aur padosan ki smile

Jul,22 2015
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Flirt Fighting Funny

Jul,22 2015
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Don't Be Cocky

Attitude plays a key role in your interview success. There is a fine balance between confidence, professionalism and modesty.

Jul,22 2015
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Ranveer Singh

Ranveer Singh, original name, Ranveer Singh Bhavnani is actually Sonam Kapoor's cousin.

Jul,22 2015
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JethaLal

Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
Jethalal se hi honi hai!

Jul,16 2015
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