Tell me about yourself.
Why should I hire you?
What are your career options right now?
Why have you had so many jobs?

Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nhi badte,
Dur hone se ehsas nhi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamarebeech,
Lekin aisa koi pal nhi jab hum apko yad nhi krte..

Two men were seriously ill. They occupied the same room in the hospital. One of them was lying in the bed near the only window in their room. Every day he was allowed to spend some time sitting up in his bed to help draining the fluid from lungs. The other man was forced to spend all his days flat on his back.
They talked a lot about their life, families, jobs, vacations. Every time, when the first man was sitting by the window, he described in details all that he saw outside the window. His roommate always looked for those moments, when his world was broadened and brightened up by the world outside.
Amazing views of a park with a beautiful lake could be seen from the window of their room. Children delightfully played among ducks and swans. Couples walked arm in arm among colourful flowers. Also the stunning city skyline could be seen.
When the man by the window had been thoroughly describing all that was happening outside the window, his roommate would close his eyes and imaged all the beautiful scenes of life that were told to him.
One night the man, whose bed was near the window, died peacefully during sleep and his roommate was very sad.
After some time, when the nurse came to visit him, he asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse agreed and kindly made the switch. When she left, the man slowly and painfully propped himself up on one elbow and took the first look at the world outside. He was stunned. The window faced a blank wall.
When the nurse came to visit him the next time, he told her about beautiful things outside the window that his roommate described him. The nurse replied that his roommate was a blind man. She said: „Probably he just tried to encourage you.“

She kneels in front of you, covering her teeth with her lips and encircling your glans with her mouth. She then slowly pistons lips up and down on your shaft, alternating speeds and occasionally stopping to move her tongue over and around your head. 

Benefits: Great for out-of-bedroom fellatio.

कस्टमर केयर वाले कहते हैं;
हिंदी के लिए 1 दबाएँ इंग्लिश के लिए 2 दबाएँ
साला ये तो हिंदी बोलने वाले के साथ नाइंसाफी है ?

Jab kutte ki moutaati hai. ......
To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to hr bat me twist chahiye.
Kutta h koi rajnikant nahi jo mare bhi styleme

Julfo mein phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai
Kisi ne Kaha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai.

A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her: Boy: No sorry, I am marrying someone else.. Girl: Oh, I wish you very best of luck and stay happy, I will move on. Boy: No please be my friend, I need you  Girl: That’s the problem you need me, but you don’t want me. I am sorry i cant be your friend anymore.

Two tigers resting under a tree suddenly a rabbit passed very fast
1st Tiger could not make out and asked What was that?
2nd tiger smiled and said:Fast Food.

If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.

Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress.

How long would you expect to work for us if hired?

Specifics here are not good. Something like this should work
I,d like it to be a long time. Or As longas we both feel I,m doing a good job.

Aap Mere Pyar Par Ek Ehsan Karo
Apne Sare Gam Mere Naam Karo
Jo Lamhe Rulate Hain Aap Ko Yad Banakar
Aap Wo Aansu Meri Palkon Ke Naam Karo

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum ll 4get u wen ur gone
but i ll remember u
no matter how long.

Look at sun and u see time.
Look in heart and u see love.
Look in eyes and u see life.
Look at ur mobile and u always see my sms.

There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. 

Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha dont worry
Mode change kar diya h

Is baat ka ehsaas
Kisi par na hone dena
Ke teti chahaton se chalti hai
Meri sansein.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Physics ka baap - 
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !! 
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide