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Respect De

Hamesha Unko Respect De, Isse Aap Unki Nazaron Me Ek Achche Ladke Bane Rahenge, Jo Ladki Patane Ke Liye Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.

May,11 2015
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Friendship Rules

Friendship Rules,
No Attitude, Excuse, Sorry, Thanks
Dont Say Im Busy!
Just Always Say!
Yar Hukum Ker Tere Liye Jan B Hazir Hai
bus Koi Kaam Na Kehna

May,11 2015
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Can We Multiply

Do you like maths.if so add a bed subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply...

May,11 2015
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Ghutno Par Aagaya

Ladkhadai budhiya ko uthaane bazaar me koi na jhuka, 
Gori ka jhumkhaa gira toh pura bazaar ghutno par aagaya..

May,11 2015
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Cap Over A Dick

A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

May,8 2015
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Child In America School

A Child In America School
Sir Asked Him i Have 4 Apple.
How Can i Divide it Among 5 Children ?
His Ans: Simple Kill One Child..

May,8 2015
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ROAD today

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

May,7 2015
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Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

May,7 2015
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Burning Love

Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?

A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.


May,7 2015
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Romantic Ring Tone

Apne Cell Phone Me Koi Romantic Ring Tone Hi Rakhe, Romantic Ring Tone Sunkar Ladkiyan Jarur Impress Hoti Hai. Ladkiyon Ko Patane Ke Liye Unhe Impress Karna Bahut Hi Jaruri Hai.

May,7 2015
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Naam Nahi Liya
KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne Wale group Ka Naam Batao..? Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye.. Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.
May,5 2015
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Saas Bahu Ki Anban
Saas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo? Kyonki jis ladke ki underwear saas ne 25 saal se sambhali who bahu ne 2 minute me utari.
May,5 2015
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Japan Means
What Is The mean's Of Japan?: J = Jumping A = And P = Pumping A = At N = Night
May,5 2015
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Dear Bra

A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
good day, dear bra... 

May,4 2015
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जीवन के पहलू

अभी संस्कार टीवी पर प्रवचन चल रहा था !!
"हानि लाभ , उतार चढ़ाव ये सब जीवन के पहलू है"
अब सोच रहा हूँ बाबा जी ,
जीवन दर्शन की बातें कर रहे थे
या फिर पेट्रोल के दामों की

May,4 2015
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Jaldi So Jaate

Dard Kaano Ke Kam Ho Jaate Agar Uss Raat Yo Yo Aur Himesh Ke Baap Jaldi So Jaate

May,2 2015
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Ek villain

ShraddhaKapoor's luck - Aashiqui2 mein she got a drunkard, Ek villain mein gangster and now Haider mein terrorist

May,2 2015
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Too Much Fun

Somewhere I feel that this statement by Salman Khan is too much Gayish -

"Aap Devil Ke Peeche, Devil Aap Ke Peeche. Too Much Fun!"

May,2 2015
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Uncle Honey singh

Uncle : 'Beta tumhare ghar se vodka,budweiser,masale Sabzi n awaaz aa rahi thi,party thi kya?'
Me : 'uncle Honey singh ke gaane chal rhe the'

May,2 2015
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Business karna

Sunny leone (in tension) :- mujhe bhi business karna hai
Me :- but y ?? What happened ??
Sunny :- mein kisike niche Kaam karna nahi chahti

May,2 2015
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Kya pata

Two girls were returning from a movie.
1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.

May,2 2015
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Lottery ticket

What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?

The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!

May,2 2015
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kolavari di

Boy: I love u.
Girl: I hate you.
Boy: Why this kolavari kolavari kolavari di.
Girl: Ok ok i love u too but pls dont sing this song yaar

May,2 2015
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Doctor hai

Golu: Tera baap doctor hai,
fir bhi tu beemar ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai..

Molu: BC tera baap Condom bechta hai,
fir bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.

May,1 2015
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I chased

I chased love i found friendship,
I chased desires i found hopes,
I chased reality i found dreams,
I chased a monkey and i found u

May,1 2015
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Ae dost

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost

Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai

May,1 2015
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Your heart

I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!

May,1 2015
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अमेरिका तक जाए

लड़का (भगवान से) – ऐसी रोड बना दो जो मेरे घर से अमेरिका तक जाए.
भगवान – बहुत मुश्किल है,  कुछ और मांगो.
लड़का –  अच्छा ठीक है, ऐसी गर्लफ्रेंड दिलवा दो जो मेरे अलावा किसी और लड़के की तरफ आंख उठाकर भी ना देखे.
भगवान – रोड कब से बनाना शुरू करूं?

May,1 2015
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अब कल आएंगे

पत्नी  – कल रात 3 चोर आए और मेरा रेप करके चले गए.
पति – तुमने उन्हें रोका नहीं ?
पत्नी – बहुत रोका पर वो बोले अब और ताकत नहीं है, अब कल आएंगे

May,1 2015
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Zindagi ka

Zindgi behal hai,
Na sur hai na taal hai,
Inbox kangaal hai,
Kuch to message bhe jo
Mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal ha

Apr,30 2015
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Aayi ho

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

Apr,30 2015
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कितना अधूरा लगता है

कितना अधूरा लगता है, जब बादल हो बारिश न हो;
जब ज़िंदगी हो और प्यार न हो;
आँखें हों पर ख्वाब न हों;
जब खड़ा हो और जुगाड़ न हो।

Apr,30 2015
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चूची दबाई

पिंकी: मम्मी आज एक लड़के ने मेरी चूची दबाई।
जीतो: तुमने उसको चांटा नहीं मारा?
पिंकी: मुझे अचानक गांधी जी याद आ गए और मैंने दूसरी चूची भी आगे कर दी

Apr,30 2015
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चल के दिखाओ

खतरों से खेलने का अगर इतना ही शौक है,
तो जब बीवी घर में पोंछा लगा रही हो,
तब घर में चार कदम चल के दिखाओ

Apr,30 2015
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भिखारी से कर दूँगी

मीँ अपनी बेटी को डाँट रही थी" देख बेटी सुधर जा वर्ना तेरी शादी किसी भिखारी से कर दूँगी.
तभी बाहर से आवाज आई.." माँ जी , खड़े रहें कि जांएँ

Apr,30 2015
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Difference between

Difference between love and friendship:
Balance na hote hue bhi kuchh bhi kar ke call karna is love.
Balance hote hue bhi 1 msg bhi na karna is friendship.
haso mat sharm karo.

Apr,30 2015
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Hospital mein

Hospital mein vacancy nikli hai
Salary 19000/-
Kaam: Bas SHAKAL dikha ke marizo ko behosh karna hai.
Jaldi FORM Bhar
Tera selection to pakka hai dost

Apr,30 2015
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Our generation

Our generation’s sleeping schedule depends on
The percentage of battery remaining in the phon

Apr,30 2015
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konsi cheez hai

Wife ke body me wo konsi cheez hai..
jise wo dabane nahi deti aur..
husband din-raat dabana chahta hai?

Socho

Uska GALA
har joke non veg nahi hota yar

Apr,30 2015
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Nikali thi

Main to apni tanhaiyo se tang aa kar
Mahobbat ki talash me nikali thi..!!
Par..
Mujhe to mahobbat bhi aise mili jo aur tanha kar gai

Apr,30 2015
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Kuch logo

Kuch logo ki selfie dekh ke lagta hai ki unke phon me front camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi

Apr,30 2015
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Who is rich

When you can't marry the one you love, :'(
marry the one who is rich

Apr,30 2015
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Lottery ticket

What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?

The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!

Apr,29 2015
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Get Married

Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*

Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”

Apr,29 2015
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Bade hoshiyaar

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.

Apr,29 2015
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Khuda bachaye

Khuda bachaye magroor biwi se,
Purane tv se,
Dubai k shekh se,
Nai ki shave se,
Aurat ki bewafai se,
Purani mithai se,
Haram ki kamai se,
Aur aap ki jadai se.

Apr,29 2015
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Student Life

The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*

Apr,29 2015
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Dil do

Dil do kisi ek ko magar nek ko

Jab tak sucha dildar na mile

Try karo har ek ko.

Apr,29 2015
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O ladies

Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??

Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha

Apr,29 2015
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Bhagwan Bole

Sharabi ke antim samay par bhagwan bole koi aakhiri khwahish…?
Sharabi- Prabhu,
Agli bar 3 liver laga k bhejna,
chahe to niche ki 2 goli kam kar dena!

Apr,29 2015
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