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Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare

Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

Mar,14 2015
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उन्हें खुश रखने के लिए

उन्हें खुश रखने के लिए और हंसाने के लिए जोक्स सुनाएं।

Mar,14 2015
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पसंदीदा

कभी-कभी उनके पसंदीदा गाने भी उन्हें सुनाएं।

Mar,14 2015
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उनका हाथ

बाते करते वक्त उनका हाथ कुछ सेकंड के लिए जरूर थामें।

Mar,14 2015
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5 Inch Ka Phone

Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Mar,13 2015
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Marriage

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

Mar,13 2015
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इलेक्ट्रेशियन मंगलू

स्वीटी ने इलेक्ट्रेशियन मंगलू को फोन किया।
स्वीटी : मैंने आपको चार दिन पहले फोन किया था कि हमारी डोरबेल खराब है। आप अबतक नहीं आए।
मंगलू : जी मैं तो रोज आता हूं और डोरबेल बजाता हूं, लेकिन कोई दरवाजा ही नहीं खोलता।

Mar,13 2015
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पकाऊ तिकड़ी

पकाऊ तिकड़ी
महिला : बाबा, मेरे पति आजकल मुझे प्यार नहीं करते। कोई उपाय बताइए।
बाबा : पुत्री, शनिवार वॉट्सएप और रविवार को फेसबुकउपवास रखो। कृपा आने लगेगी।

Mar,13 2015
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पटवारी के पीछे कुत्ता

एक गांव में पटवारी के पीछे एक कुत्ता पड़ गया
पटवारी जी को उसने पूरे गांव में दौड़ाया।
आखिरकार पटवारी महोदय एक ऊंचे पेड़ पर चढ़ गए और पेड़ पर से ही कुत्ते से बोले....
अगर तेरे पास एक बीघा भी जमीन होती, तो तुझे पता चलता कि तूने किससे पंगा लिय़ा है बेटा और पटवारी क्या चीज होती है।

Mar,13 2015
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Mar,13 2015
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Farishto Ki Faryad

Har Yaado Main Usi Ki Yaad Rehti Hai,
Meri Ankho Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hai,
Kuch Tum Be Dua Karo Yaro,
Dosto Ki Dua Mai Farishto Ki Faryad Hoti Hai.

Mar,11 2015
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Bhegge Barish

Kafi Arsa Beet Gaya Jane Ab Woh Kaisa Hoga,

Waqt Ki Sari Kerwi Batain Chup Chap Sehta Hoga,

Ab Bhi Bhegge Barish Mein Woh Ban K Chatri Chalta Hoga,

Mujhse Bichre Arsa Beeta Ab Wo Kis Se Larta Hoga,

Acha Tha Jo Sath Hi Rhete Baad Mein Os Ne Socha Hoga,

Apne Dil Ki Sari Baatain Khud Se Khud Hi Karta Hoga.

Mar,11 2015
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Sard Mausam

Sard mausam ka maza kitna alag sa hai,
Tanha raat mein intazaar kitna alag sa hain,
Dhund bani naqab, aur chupa lia sitaron ko,
Unki tanhaai ka ab ehsaas kitna alag sa hai.

Mar,11 2015
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Patana Chahte Ho

Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho,
usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,haal-chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain.

Mar,3 2015
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Colors OF Happiness

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Love From Pink

Peace from white, Power from red, Knowledge from yellow, Development from green, Love from pink. May this holi add all colors in your life. Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Love From Pink

Peace from white, Power from red, Knowledge from yellow, Development from green, Love from pink. May this holi add all colors in your life. Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Enjoy The Festival

Festivals are founders of life and the Holi is the best exponent of it. So Enjoy the festival of colours with water. Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Beautiful Relationship

Celebrating the colours of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Love & Forgive

The festival of Holi is a time to reach out with the colours of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. Enjoy it with responsibility and with organic colours!
Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Festival Of Holi

May our relationship fasten like the colours of the festival of Holi!
Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Colourful Festival

Let's play and celebrate Holi without any worry;
And let it bring out the child in us and enjoy and cherish this colourful festival.
Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Beautiful Festival

On this beautiful festival of vibrancy and colours, let's reiterate our commitment to each other by sharing all the different shades of life!
Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Colourful Holi

If your mind is coloured about your relations and friends, colour them on the festival of colours to lift the colour of misunderstanding.
Have a colourful Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Rishto Ka Rang

Chahe Ho Yeh Feeka Ya Gahera;
Holi Ka Har Rang Kuchh Kehta Hai;
Gulaal Ka Rang Mujhe Maloom Nahi;
Par Rishto Ka Rang Pyaara Hota Hai!
Happy Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Colourful Holi

May God bless you with all the beautiful colours of life:

Pink for Love and Beauty;
Red for Courage and Vitality;
Yellow for Joy and Happiness;
Blue for Spirituality and Peace;
Gold for Prosperity and Wisdom;
Green for Fertility and Well-being;
And White for Purity and Cleanliness!
Have a colourful Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Colorful Joyful

Oh Dear Holi Is Here Pinch Of
Red And A Pinch Of Green Joyful
Colors All Are Seen With Love
And With Happiness Wishes Of
Holi All I Mean Dear Wishing
ou A Colorful Joyful And Loaded
With Happiness.

Mar,3 2015
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Overflow Masti

Khushiyan Ho Overflow Masti Kabhi Na Ho Low,
Tumhari Holi Ho Ekdam Number 1,
Aur Aap Karo Whole Day Fun...

Holi Mubarak.

Mar,3 2015
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Holi Mubarak

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!

Mar,3 2015
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Honey Singh Vol.1

Friend: Bhai tu jaldi kaise uth jaata hai..
Reply : Set the honey singh's 'Vol.1' as the alarm tone.
U will certainly wake up before it started buzzing clearly...

Feb,26 2015
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Teri Rahe

Teri raho me humne chalna sikha,
teri yaado me humne jagna seekha,
par na mili wo yaaden aur na mili wo raahe,
jise humne kabhi apna samjha…

Feb,21 2015
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Mohalle Me Maal

Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.

Feb,11 2015
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Bakri ka Doodh

 

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

Feb,7 2015
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Loving Hard

It's hard to act as loving to one whom you really do not love.
But it's harder to act as not loving the person whom you really love!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
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Ice Cream Parlor

Take your date back to their childhood by ordering a humongous portion of ice cream with all the works for them. Just looking at it will brighten your date’s smile *you can help your date finish it*.

Feb,4 2015
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Defination

GF(to BF) : Define Sunny Leone
Bf : Sunny Leone is the female version of Sunny Deol With Dhai-Dhai Kilos jisko dekh kar insaan nahi uthta balke insaan ka uth jaata hai

Feb,4 2015
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Evaluate her

Instead of just rushing up to her and launching into a conversation, take some time to watch her. You can really pick up some helpful tips while doing this. For example, she stops by a book cart that sells fantasy novels, so you can guess that she would like to read! Or she's wearing a shirt that has one if your favorite bands on it. But don't make it obvious that you're watching her or she may think that you're stalking her.

Feb,3 2015
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जगह का रखें ख्याल

जैसा देश वैसा वेष. अब आपको एक सात्विक गर्लफ्रेंड चाहिए तो वह आपको डिस्को या पब में नहीं मिलेगी और अगर आपको मॉर्डन विचारों वाली लड़की की तलाश है तो मंदिर जाकर सर फोड़ने से कोई लाभ नहीं.

Feb,3 2015
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जांच पड़ताल

अब सीधी सी बात है कि अगर आप गर्लफ्रेंड बनाने जा रहे हैं तो आपको अपना टाइम, मनी सब उसके साथ शेयर करना पड़ेगा और जब इतनी सारी चीजें बांटनी हैं तो क्यूं ना लड़की के बारे में सब जांच पड़ताल कर लें, जैसे: लड़की की पढ़ाई-लिखाई, उसके विचार या फिर उसकी उम्र आदि.

Feb,3 2015
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Nirvana

He lies faceup on the bed, she turns around and straddles him ” so her back is toward him — she then lowers herself onto him. 

She extends her legs back toward his shoulders, relaxing her torso onto the bed between his feet. With both her legs and his forming an X-shape, she starts to slide up and down. 

She cam use his feet for added thrusting leverage.

Feb,3 2015
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Play Find the Honey

For this game, blindfold your partner, put a dab of honey (or another sweet sauce, like chocolate or caramel) somewhere on your body and then have him find it (giving a few hints is a fun part of the game). "It's cute, fun, erotic and playful," says Cadell. Remember to take turns!

Feb,3 2015
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Feed Each Other

"It's a great way to get intimate before you get intimate," says Dr. Hutcherson. Put a bowl of strawberries, melon balls, chocolate truffles or other succulent snack by the bed to nibble on.

Feb,3 2015
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Vulnerability

Let's face it - not all of us are smooth and suave. It's important to be yourself, even if it means being klutzy and not saying or doing the right thing at the right time. If you want to see how it works in the movies, rent Warner Bros.' hit "Must Love Dogs" and watch how John Cusack attempts to woo the beautiful Diane Lane!

Feb,3 2015
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German Kiss

Proceed as above, but instead of “bonjour,” say any 15-syllable word of your choice. After collapsing from lack of oxygen, sneak a little tongue as your SO resuscitates you. Bonus kiss!

Feb,3 2015
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Stop & Go Kiss

This kissing game will get you steaming up the windows of your car in no time: When driving somewhere, promise to smooch every time you’re waiting at a red light. 

Feb,3 2015
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Zindagi Bhar Ki Jail

Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
.
ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.

Jan,14 2015
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Cold Drink

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

Jan,10 2015
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Pool Me Paani

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi hai.

Jan,6 2015
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Mobile ek MANDIR

Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala...
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Bhikhari!

Jan,6 2015
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Lash Ne Khayi Melody

Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
Lash Ne Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao."

Jan,6 2015
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