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Aisha's Joke
Shadow

Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai.
Rajni: Ok.
Next day,
Girlfriend: Hey where the hell is My Shadow?

Sep,28 2015
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Farishtey

Suna Hai Khuda Ke Darbar Se.
Kuch Farishtey Faraar Ho Gaye.
Kuch to Vaapas Chale Gaye.
Aur Kuch Humare Yaar Ho Gaye.

Sep,25 2015
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हरकत

संता: एक ग्लास दूध देना।
जीतो: ब्रा ऊपर करके बोली मुंह लगाकर पी लो।
संता: तेरी इसी हरकत की वजह से मैंने पानी नहीं माँगा।

Sep,25 2015
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Bakvaas

Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yaar, dost to jhakaas ho tum.

Sep,19 2015
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Tere Kareeb

Kuch to baat hai tujme jo tujhe yaad krne ko ji chahta hai,
Kuch khas hai jo tujhe bahon me bharne ko ji chahta hai,
Hum tere kareeb hai ya nhi ye jante nhi hai magar dilbar,
Fir bhi mohabbat mein hadd se guzarne ko ji chahta hain.

Sep,15 2015
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Rassi

Ab kood rassi rassi kood kood mat gir pad.

Sep,14 2015
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Lapakwe

Lapak Babuliya Lapak, ab Naa Lapakwe to Lapakwe Kab.

Sep,14 2015
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Absquatulate

Absquatulate - To leave or abscond with something.

Sep,14 2015
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अंगूठा दिखाना

अंगूठा दिखाना - मना कर देना 

Sep,14 2015
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Bad Blood

Good blood, bad blood. (x3)

Sep,14 2015
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Skeletons

Six sticky skeletons. (x3)

Sep,14 2015
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Chidiya Ki Aankh

Arjun: Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon.
Rajni Kant: Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon.
Arjun: Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To Majak Mein Bola Tha.

Sep,10 2015
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निर्मल बाबा के पास


पत्नी:- मै घर छोड़ कर जा रही हु
पति:- मै भी निर्मल बाबा के पास जा रहा हु
पत्नी:- मुझे मागने के लिए
पति:- नही बताने के लिए की कृपा आनी शुरू हो गयी है

Sep,9 2015
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Amazing Words

MANDIR 6 Words, MASJID 6 Words, CHURCH 6 Words
&
GEETA 5Words, QURAN 5 Words, BIBLE 5 Words.
They All says, THE SAME 6-5=1.
GOD IS ONE.

Sep,4 2015
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Khushi Ka Moqa

Wife: Main Marne ja rahi hu.
Husband: Ye lo Dairy Milk.
Wife: Q?
Husband: Khushi k moqay pe kuch meetha hojaye.

Sep,3 2015
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Hamari Jaan

Kaash koyi hum par bhi itna pyaar jatati,
Piche se aakar wo hamari ankho ko chupati,
Hum puchhte ki kaun ho tum?
Aur wo has kar khudko hamari jaan batati.

Aug,31 2015
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Her Interests

Learn what she likes and encourage her to discuss the subjects that she feels passionate about.

Aug,27 2015
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बेटे की शक्ल

सास अपनी बहू से: मेरे पोते की शक्ल मेरे बेटे जैसी क्यों नहीं ?
बहू ने अपनी साड़ी ऊपर की और टाँगें खोलकर बोली: ये चूत है माँ जी चूत.
14 Mega Pixel का CAMERA नहीं.

Aug,24 2015
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Frustrated Rajnikant

Rajnikant: Kuch to,
Rehem karo kamino,
Ab Ye Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata Hai.
To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti Hai.

Aug,22 2015
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शर्तिया इलाज

टीचर : एक KISS बहुत ही खतरनाक होता है.
स्टूडेंट:  कैसे ?
टीचर: एक बार में चालीस हजार कीटाणु ट्रांसफर हो जाते हैं .
स्टूडेंट: इसका कोई इलाज है आपकी नजर में ?
टीचर: इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है.
स्टूडेंट:  मेरे पास है इसका शर्तिया इलाज.
टीचर: क्या इलाज हो सकता है?
स्टूडेंट:  KISS को वापस लौटा दो.

Aug,22 2015
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From My Heart

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart,
You Know Why?
Because.
You Always Remain close to my HEART,
N far from my EYES.

Aug,21 2015
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Roti Banane Wali

Baap Apne Bete Ko Samjhate Hue,
Baap: Beta Chhod De Ye Facebook, Ye Tujhe Roti Nahi Dene Wali.
Beta Muskura Ke Apne Baap Ko En Aankh Marte Hue Bola,
Just Chill Dad, Mana Ki Facebook Mujhe Roti Nahi Degi, Lekin Roti Banane Wali To Yahin Se Aayegi.

Aug,21 2015
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लेडी क्लर्क

Santa's Railway Reservation Form Detail:
नाम : उम्र : लिंग |
1.संता सिंह : 42 : 8 इंच |
2.प्रीतो कौर : 38 : नहीं है |
3.दलवीर सिंह : 12 : छोटा सा |
लेडी क्लर्क (गुस्से में ) : क्या है ये, काटो इसे |
सरदार (डरते हुए) : कितना ?
क्लर्क : पूरा |
सरदार : माँ चुदाओ, मैं बस से चला जाऊँगा |

Aug,21 2015
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Mast Wali Gaali

Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.
Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do.
Bijli Wala Hairani Se: Kyu Sir?
Santa: Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai.

Aug,21 2015
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Urgent Kaam Hai

Ek Bar Ring Baje To Main Tumhare Bare Mein Soch Raha Hoon.
Do Bar Ring Baje To Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aa Rahi Hai.
Teen Bar Ring Baje To Main Tumhe Miss Kar Raha Hoon.
Char Bar Ring Baje To Bosadi Ke Gaandu Jaldi Se Phone Utta, Urgent Kaam Hai.

Aug,21 2015
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Invading Her Space

When you walk over to start your conversation with her, don’t make her feel threatened by getting too close to her, or acting as if she is going to be stuck talking to you for hours.

Aug,20 2015
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Do not Appear Desperate

When you interview with the please, please hire me approach, you appear desperate and less confident.

Aug,19 2015
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Chance To Make

BREAKUPS Are not Always,
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To,
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP.

Aug,18 2015
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Tum Agar Sexy

Tum Isa Karoge To Koina Koi Tumhe Dekhta Rahega Matlab vo Tum Se Pyar Karne Lagega.
Tum Agar Sexy Dikhati Ho To Tum Jisse Pyar Karti Ho Uske Samne Jakar Baith Jao

Aug,18 2015
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Zindagi Hai Kya

Zindagi Hai Kya Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka

Aug,18 2015
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Babuji Huay Hain

When Alok Nath was born
Doctor Said, Badhai ho Babuji Huay hain

Aug,17 2015
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मैं तुम्हारी लूंगी

गर्ल-फ्रेंड: चलो छुपन-छुपाई खेलते हैं
अगर तुमने मुझे ढूँढ लिया तो तुम मेरी ले लेना और अगर तुमने नहीं ढूँढा तो मैं तुम्हारी लूंगी
बॉयफ्रेंड: ठीक है, लेकिन एक बात बताओ तुम मेरी कैसे लोगी?
गर्ल-फ्रेंड मुस्कुराते हुए: हम शौपिंग चलेंगे ना

Aug,17 2015
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Air Hostess Ka Thappad

Aug,14 2015
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Eye Contact

The Best Oopss Moment of COLLEGE Life.
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question,
And You Accidentally make an Eye Contact,
Isn’t it.

Aug,12 2015
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Master Ka Ghar

Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Aug,7 2015
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कोई बिमारी

ग़ालिब ने अर्ज किया है
बेगम ये जो तुम चूदाई के वक्त पाद
देती हो.
कोई बिमारी है या चूदाई की दाद देती हो

Aug,7 2015
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Aapne Kitne

Yah Mahatavpoorn Nahin Hai
Aapne Kitna Diya,
Balki Yah Hai Ki Dete Samay
Aapne Kitne Prem Se Diya Hai.

Aug,6 2015
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About Newton

How Newton Died ?
He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...

Aug,5 2015
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Enjoy Valentine

A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS.
Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday.
Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge?
Ha Ha.
Enjoy this Valentine with ur family.

Aug,5 2015
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High Tech Gadget

ACP bola OH MY GOD sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega.
Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget): kaatil kaun hai ab humein yahi batayega.

Aug,5 2015
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Ek Survey

Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Per Survey Se Pata Chala Ki,
Hazaro Logo Ka Ek Hi Jawab Aya Kela.
Ladko Ne Bataya Ki: Iska Chilka Utarte Se Ladki Ke Kapdte Utarne Ka Ehsas Hota Hai.
Aur Ladkiyo Ko: Isko Pakad Ke Ek Esa Ehsas Hota Hai, Jaise Ladke Ka Pakad Rakha Ho.

Aug,5 2015
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Chain Tha

Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha
Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha

Aug,4 2015
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Lambi Raat

Girl to boy: Shaadi k Liye konsi Date Rakhien?
Boy: 22 December.
Girl: Koi khaas Wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse Lambi raat isi Date Ko Hoti Hai.

Aug,4 2015
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Bill Me Alone

Boy : i love u Girl : i hate u .Boy :u sure ?
Girl :am sure Boy :waiter Boy :billfor me alone.....
Girl : hey... hey...I LOVE YOU

Aug,1 2015
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किस्मत बदलदें

कल्पना करो यदि Top Brands Condoms भी बेचने शुरु करदें तो उन्हे अपनी प्रचलित Tag Line भी नहीं बदलनी पङेंगी।
Moov Condom: आह से आहा तक।
Tata Sky Condom: इसको लगा लिया तो Life झिगांलाला हो जाय।
M-Seal Condom: एक टपकती बूंद आपकी किस्मत बदल सकती है।

Aug,1 2015
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Doctor's Headache

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.
Doctor: How Is Your Headache Now?
Patient: Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.

Aug,1 2015
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Funny Pictures Pakistani

Jul,30 2015
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Commitment

Alok nath ne
ek bar commitment kar diya.
Toh usse kanyadaan karne se
dulha-dulhan bhi nahi rokk sakate..

Jul,27 2015
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Miss call

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.
1 Din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Jul,27 2015
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Kone Main

Boy: Kaash main teri panty hota, tere naram angon se chipka hota.Girl:

Theek kaha! Jab main chud rahi hoti to tum bhi kisi konay par paday hote!!

Jul,27 2015
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