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Taaqat To Dekho

Aaj Kal Ki Mohabbat Ki Taaqat To Dekho.
Band CAR Ko Bhi Hila Deti Hai.

Dec,9 2015
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हमबिस्तर हुई थी

नटवर: तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड टीना कैसी है?
चिंटू: अब वो मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं रही
नटवर: हम सबके साथ हमबिस्तर हुई थी
चिंटू: बकवास बंद कर, अब वो मेरी बीवी है.

 

Dec,9 2015
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Ladki Ek Phool Hai

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai.
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai,
Samjho Uski Compartment ke Chances Full Hai.

Dec,7 2015
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Ladki Ek Phool Hai

Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Usse Chahna Ek Bhool Hai.
Jo Inki Soch Mein Gul Hai,
Samjho Uski Compartment ke Chances Full Hai.

Dec,7 2015
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Tera Hi Sath

Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai,
Jara dhyan dena.
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai,
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.

Dec,2 2015
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Gham Nahi Hota

Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,
Woh chahe door ho phir bhi koi gham nahi hota,
Aksar pyar mein dosti kam ho jati hain,
Magar dosti mein pyar kabhi kam nahi hota.

Dec,1 2015
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Effective Communication Skills

Candidates for HR professional roles are likely to be,
Required to demonstrate superb stakeholders management skills,
Effective communication skills, a structured and planned approach to tasks, etc.

Nov,27 2015
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Aapke Naam Kar Di

Sahil par khade khade humne shaam kar di,
Apna dil aur duniya aapke naam kar di,
Yeh bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe har khushi aapke naam kar di.

Nov,26 2015
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Selected Subject

When Rajnikant was in college,
He had selected 3 subjects.
And 2dy dat subject r called
ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE.

Nov,25 2015
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Darte Hai

SANTA: Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA: Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke,
Bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.

Nov,24 2015
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Chand Ka Tukda

Apni nigahon se na dekh khudko
Heera bhi tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu,
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.

Nov,20 2015
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First Meeting

A first date is not an audition for marriage.
It's just a try out for a second date.
No one ever fell in love while analyzing every detail of their momentous first meeting.

Nov,18 2015
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Rasme Nibhate Rahe

Kasur na unka hai na mera,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasme nibhate rahe,
Wo dosti ka ehsas jatate rahe,
or hum
Mohbbt ko dil me chupate rahe.

Nov,16 2015
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Kalpnik Answers

Santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu?
Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hain jinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai.

Nov,16 2015
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बॉयफ्रेंड

लड़की: बाबा, मेरे मोबाइल में बैलेंस नहीं रहता. क्या करूं?
निर्बल बाबा: बॉयफ्रेंड है या नहीं?
लड़की: नहीं.
निर्बल बाबा: बस, इसीलिए कृपा रुकी है. बॉयफ्रेंड बना लो, कृपा शुरू हो जाएगी.

Nov,14 2015
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Ajay Devgan Ki Family

Teacher: Bacho 2 October ke din kya hua tha?
Student: Ajay Devgan apni family ko lekar,
Satsang ke liye panjhi gaya tha,
Aur 3 oct ko vapas lauta tha.

Nov,10 2015
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Miss Under Standing

Santa: Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi.
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey Miss Under Standing (Misunderstanding).

Nov,10 2015
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Apna Bana K

Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K,
Kisi Ko Dhoka na Do Apna Bana K,
Kar lo yaad Jab Tak Hum Zinda hai,
Fir na Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Me Yade basa ke.

Nov,9 2015
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Gift Kare

Agar Wo Koi Khaas Type Ke Book Read Karne Ki
Shaukin Ho To Aap Use Wo Book Gift Kare.
Wo Aapse Jarur Impress Hongi Aur Aap Unhe Easily Pata Lenge.

Nov,7 2015
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Umar Lambi

Guthi: Lambi Umar Jeene Ke Liye Kya Trick Hai?
Kapil: Shadi Kar Lo Iske 2 Fayade Honge.
Lambi Zindagi Jeene Ki Ichha Hi Khatam Ho Jayegi
Aur Bachi Hui Umar Bhi Lambi Lagne Lage Gi.

Nov,6 2015
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जंगल में

संता: मैं एक बार जंगल में गया था, तब गजब हो गया था.
बंता: क्या हुआ?
संता: जब मैं जंगल में सूसू कर रहा था तभी शेर आ गया था वहां.
बंता: फिर.
संता: मैंने शेर से कह दिया, पहले तुम कर लो, मेरी तो पैंट में ही हो गई.

Nov,6 2015
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Respect

Student: I luv u Mam.
Mam: Tameez se baat karo.
Student: OK.
With due to respect I beg
To say dat I luv u Darling.

Nov,3 2015
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Cooperae

Even people in highly technical jobs work in teams for much of the time,
They need to get on with people and get them to cooperate to get the job done.

Nov,3 2015
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Don not Be Cocky

Attitude plays a key role in your interview success.
There is a fine balance between confidence,
professionalism and modesty.
Even if you are putting on a performance to demonstrate your ability,
overconfidence is as bad, if not worse, as being too reserved.

Nov,3 2015
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So Jana

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai.
Husband ghar se chala gaya.
Raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife: Zehar.
Husband: Mei der se aaunga, tum kha kar so jaana.

Nov,2 2015
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Aur Kon Tha

Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha.

Nov,2 2015
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Mrityu Dar

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

Nov,2 2015
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Sab Bakwaas

Ja Rahe Hum marne aj man udas hai,
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje,
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai,
Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai.

Oct,30 2015
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Lambi Raatein

Ladka: Shadi ke liye kaon se date rahe?
Ladki: Hichkichate hue, 22 December.
Laka:Kyon?
Ladki sharmate hue: Suna hai saal ki sabse lambi raat hote hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Gadbad Hai

Dr. Salunkhe and taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,
Dr. Salunkhe and taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,
Acp pradyuman ne kaha kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet.

Oct,29 2015
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Ehsaas Vahi Rahega

Duriya Hote Hue Bhi Safar Vahi Rahega,
Door Hote Hue Bhi Dostana Vahi Rahega,
Bahot Mushkil Hai Yeh Safar Zindgi Ka,
Agar Aapka Sath Hoga To Ehsaas Vahi Rahega.

Oct,27 2015
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Happy Deepawali

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali

Oct,27 2015
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Teachers and Students Special

Teacher: What Hppened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was Born.
Teacher: What Happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was Four Years Old.

Oct,26 2015
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Rat Ko Mene

Husband:Rat Ko Mene 1 Horror Movie Dekhi,
1 Chudeil Kabhi Mere Age Kabhi Piche Aur Kabhi Sath Chal Rahi Thi,
Wife:Kaun Si Movie Thi?
Husband:Apni Shadi ki.

Oct,26 2015
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Jale Par Namak

Kapil: Tere baap ki jale par namak chidkne ki aadat gayi nahi na?
Wife: Kyu? ab kya hua?
Kapil: Aaj phir se phuch raha tha Meri beti se shaadi karke khush toh ho na?

Oct,23 2015
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कर्मचारी का दादा

एक बहानेबाज कर्मचारी का दादा उस के दफ़तर में जा कर उस के बाँस से बोला, इस दफ़तर मे सुनिल नाम का व्यक्ति कार्य करता है, मुझे उस से मिलना है, वह मेरा पोता है।
बाँस ने मुस्करा कर कहा: मुझे अफ़सोस है, आप देर से आए है, वह आप के आर्थी को कंधा देने के लिए छुट्टी लेकर जा चुका है।

Oct,20 2015
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Nafrat

Ladka Ladki Se: Ladkiyan Saraab Se Itni Nafrat Kyon Karti Hai?
Ladki: Kyonki Saraab Pine Ke Baad Unke Chuhen Jase Pati Sher Jesa Bartaav Karke Dahaadne Lagte Hai.

Oct,15 2015
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Be Zuban

Wo Mohabbtein Jo Tumhare Dil Mein Hain,
Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do,
Aaj Bas Tum Kaho Aur Kehte Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be Zuban Kar Do.

Oct,14 2015
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Eye Contact

Throughout the interview, make sure you make eye contact with your interviewer. It is OK if you have to refer to notes, or read something, but be conscious of where your eyes are focusing, and meet your interviewers eyes as much as possible.

Oct,13 2015
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Ghungat

Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola.
Dulha: Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?
Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Tha, Ye Sun Ke Wo Bola.
Baap: Beta Bas Tu Use Ek Baar Maa Kah de, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga.

Oct,13 2015
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Wife

Girl: Do u have a girlfriend?
Man: Yes who r u?
Girl: Your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey.

Oct,12 2015
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Hasimazaak Dad Son Joke


Oct,9 2015
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Hasimazaak By Cicle Joke


Oct,8 2015
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Chain

Na din ko chain tha,
Wah Wah.
Na raat ko chain tha,
Na din ko chain tha,
Wah Wah.
Na raat ko chain tha,
CID: Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha.

Oct,8 2015
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Tasvir

Ek makeup sacheton lady ne mrityu kaal par uske pati se kaha.
Pati: Bolo tumhari antim ichha keya hai?
Patni: Mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasvir akhbar pe chapne par mere age math likhna.
Pati: Kiun?
Patni: Kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke meine budhi ho gayi thi.

Oct,7 2015
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Bangkok Trip

Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gaya Hua Thha, Bahut Dino Tak Wapis Nahi Lauta.
Wife Ne Usko Email Kari Jismein Usmein Likha Thha.
Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chhez Kharid Rahe Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yaha Bechna Shuru Kardu?
Aur Pati Dusre Din Vapis Ghar Mein Thha.

Oct,6 2015
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थर्मामीटर

मरीज़ ने एक डाक्टर से पूछा आप ने दो दो थर्मामीटर क्यो रखें हैं?
डाक्टर: एक मुँह मे लगाने के लिए और दूसरा जेब मे।
मरीज़: मै आप का मतलब नही समझा.
डाक्टर: मतलब यह कि एक थर्मामीटर मुँह मे लगाने से मुझे पता चलता है कि आप का शरीर कितना गर्म है,
और दूसरा जेब मे लगाने से पता चलेगा है कि आप का जेब कितना गर्म है।

Oct,6 2015
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Atamhatya

Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar.
Arz kiya hai.
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar.
ACP says: Solanki ye atamhatya hai ya murder.

Oct,3 2015
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Mera Bhai

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha.
DAYA: Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha.
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Ha Sir Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho.

Oct,3 2015
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Headlights

Use Toothpaste To Clean Dirty Headlights.

Sep,28 2015
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