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Ice Cream Parlor

Take your date back to their childhood by ordering a humongous portion of ice cream with all the works for them. Just looking at it will brighten your date’s smile *you can help your date finish it*.

Feb,4 2015
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Defination

GF(to BF) : Define Sunny Leone
Bf : Sunny Leone is the female version of Sunny Deol With Dhai-Dhai Kilos jisko dekh kar insaan nahi uthta balke insaan ka uth jaata hai

Feb,4 2015
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Evaluate her

Instead of just rushing up to her and launching into a conversation, take some time to watch her. You can really pick up some helpful tips while doing this. For example, she stops by a book cart that sells fantasy novels, so you can guess that she would like to read! Or she's wearing a shirt that has one if your favorite bands on it. But don't make it obvious that you're watching her or she may think that you're stalking her.

Feb,3 2015
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जगह का रखें ख्याल

जैसा देश वैसा वेष. अब आपको एक सात्विक गर्लफ्रेंड चाहिए तो वह आपको डिस्को या पब में नहीं मिलेगी और अगर आपको मॉर्डन विचारों वाली लड़की की तलाश है तो मंदिर जाकर सर फोड़ने से कोई लाभ नहीं.

Feb,3 2015
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जांच पड़ताल

अब सीधी सी बात है कि अगर आप गर्लफ्रेंड बनाने जा रहे हैं तो आपको अपना टाइम, मनी सब उसके साथ शेयर करना पड़ेगा और जब इतनी सारी चीजें बांटनी हैं तो क्यूं ना लड़की के बारे में सब जांच पड़ताल कर लें, जैसे: लड़की की पढ़ाई-लिखाई, उसके विचार या फिर उसकी उम्र आदि.

Feb,3 2015
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Nirvana

He lies faceup on the bed, she turns around and straddles him ” so her back is toward him — she then lowers herself onto him. 

She extends her legs back toward his shoulders, relaxing her torso onto the bed between his feet. With both her legs and his forming an X-shape, she starts to slide up and down. 

She cam use his feet for added thrusting leverage.

Feb,3 2015
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Play Find the Honey

For this game, blindfold your partner, put a dab of honey (or another sweet sauce, like chocolate or caramel) somewhere on your body and then have him find it (giving a few hints is a fun part of the game). "It's cute, fun, erotic and playful," says Cadell. Remember to take turns!

Feb,3 2015
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Feed Each Other

"It's a great way to get intimate before you get intimate," says Dr. Hutcherson. Put a bowl of strawberries, melon balls, chocolate truffles or other succulent snack by the bed to nibble on.

Feb,3 2015
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Vulnerability

Let's face it - not all of us are smooth and suave. It's important to be yourself, even if it means being klutzy and not saying or doing the right thing at the right time. If you want to see how it works in the movies, rent Warner Bros.' hit "Must Love Dogs" and watch how John Cusack attempts to woo the beautiful Diane Lane!

Feb,3 2015
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German Kiss

Proceed as above, but instead of “bonjour,” say any 15-syllable word of your choice. After collapsing from lack of oxygen, sneak a little tongue as your SO resuscitates you. Bonus kiss!

Feb,3 2015
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Stop & Go Kiss

This kissing game will get you steaming up the windows of your car in no time: When driving somewhere, promise to smooch every time you’re waiting at a red light. 

Feb,3 2015
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Zindagi Bhar Ki Jail

Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.

Jan,14 2015
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Cold Drink

Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".

Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."

Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

Jan,10 2015
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Pool Me Paani

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi hai.

Jan,6 2015
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Mobile ek MANDIR

Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala...
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Bhikhari!

Jan,6 2015
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Lash Ne Khayi Melody

Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
Lash Ne Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao."

Jan,6 2015
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