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I wanted To give you something really awesone
but i didn t have enough wrapping paper I am
prety big.. Merry Christmas
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The commonest causes of tiredness are: anxiety, boredom and depression
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Me- papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se
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Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto.
Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto.
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World’s Shortest Love Story
Boy :Hi you Look Beautiful
Girl :Thank You Brother.
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India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world
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वक़्त नूर को बहनूर कर देता है
थोड़े से जखम को नासूर कर देता है
वरना कोन चाहता है तुम जेसे दोस्तो से दूर रहना
वक़्त ही तो इंसान को मजबूर कर देता
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उनका भी कभी हम दीदार करते है
उनसे भी कभी हम प्यार करते है
क्या करे जो उनको हमारी जरुरत न थी
पर फिर भी हम उनका इंतज़ार करते है !
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She:- Kya Karte ho?
Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu.
She:- Kounsi College?
Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni
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We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?
Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,
humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…
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Nahi Jo Dil Mein Jagah To Nazar Mein Rehne Do,
Meri Hayaat Ko To Apne Asar Me Rehne Do,
Main Apni Soch Ko Teri Gali Me Chhod Aaya Hun,
Mere Wazood Ko Khwabon Ke Ghar Mein Rehne Do.
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My Girlfriend Said
That She Wants
To Be Alone For Sometime,
So I told her to Deactive Whatsapp account and Make An Account On
Orkut.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car
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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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Aap Unke Prati Hamesha Vafadar Rahe, Har Ladkiyan Ek Vafadar Sathi Ki Talash Me Rehti Hai.
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Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Hai To Usse Baat Karne Ki Koshish Kare. Aur Apni Feeling Ko Kisi Din Letter Me Likhkar Unhe De Do. Isse Ladki Aapke Himmat Ki Kayal Ho Jayegi.
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Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakho
Kbhi kisi ka
Dil
nhi todna chahye.
Qk
DiL 1 hi hota hai
Todna hi h to uski
HADDIYA
todo 206 hoti he
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Agar School/College Me Unki Gaadi Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Ho To Aap Apni Gaadi Ka Petrol Nikalkar Jarur De.
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If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.
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सुना है आज
उस की आँखों मे आसु आ गये.!!
वो बच्चो को सिखा रही थी की
मोहब्बत ऐसे लिखते है
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When you confront a problem you begin to solve it.
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Chahe Marji Jitni Tum Ruthe Raho Par Ye Na Bhulna,
Saath Ek Saya Tum Hardam Paoge,
Mudke Dekhoge To Tanhai Hogi,
Aagar Mehsus Karoge To Hume Paoge..
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The biggest irony-
that day i tattooed my GF’s name on my hand,
today by seeing it my daughter is asking me,
“Dad you love me so much.. Thanks dad”
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I miss you so,
here around me,
so many people,
but yet so alone.
I miss your lips,
your lovely smile,
I miss you each day more and more
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U want & u get,
that’s luck,
U want & u wait,
that’s time.
U want but u compromise,
that’s life.
And U want & u wait
& u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
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Tiger & his baby resting under the tree.
Suddenly a deer passes very fast.
Baby asked
What was that?
Tiger smiled & said:
FAST FOOD
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Friendship is like….
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KOLAVERI DI
No need to understand…
Just enjoy it
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Friendship is like….
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KOLAVERI DI
No need to understand…
Just enjoy it
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Sir- Smajh tuje 10 laddu diye.
Boy- Muje?
Sir- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Usse mein se 5 muje diye to tere paas kitne bache.
Boy- 20
Sir- Kaise
Boy- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.
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A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up soon &
try to solve your own problems.
Don’t depend on others
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BIHAR pure india mein 1 aisa state hai..
Jis ke log har 1 ghante baad khushiyan manate hai..
Kaise??
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Light aa gayi
Light aa gayi!!
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Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge….
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge….
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Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI
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Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..
Alia Bhatt: Big deal, I have AC at Home.
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Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se:
Bhai Speed Slow Karo,
Mere 17 Chotay Chotay Bachay Hain.
Taxi Driver: Bhai Apni Speed dekhi hai..??
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Ek Ladki Match Dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
Ek Ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
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Akal ketni bhi tej ho nasib ke bina nahi jeet sakta……Birbal kitna bhi akalmand ho,wo badshah nahi ban sakta.
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Gutthi :-
Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!
Kapil :-
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!!
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi…
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Santa : what are u doing, bro?Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun
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Which song is this?
12.99999
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“tera hone laga hoon” :-D
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Swami says :
Every WIFE is a Mistress of her Husband..
Miss for first year & Stress for rest of years.
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Use jab rang lagao to uske saare chehre ko aise ghiso jaise usne kai saalon se nahi nahaya ho, use mehsoos hona chahiye ki tum kya batana chaah rahe ho.
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Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Isiliye hum to yahi kahenge, ladkiyon, in dushton se jitna door hi rahogi utni zyaada sukhi rahogi. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
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KAPIL: Doctor ke paas gaya aurbola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees..
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KAPIL " Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
KAPIL aur Doctor Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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KAPIL :" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya...
Hahahaha
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Lakhnavi bahccho ki ladai ho rahi thi…
Pehla:
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!
Dusra:
Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!
Yeh hai “Tehzeeeb-e-Lucknow”!! :-D
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