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Dil ka dard

Apne dil ka dard karne ke liye aapke paas ek sachha saathi hota hai. (Kintu sachhai to yah hai ki jiske pass girlfriend hoti hai uska hi dimaag hamesha kharaab rehta hai).

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Jitna ho sake

Unki pasand ko jaanein: Jitna ho sake utna unki pasand ko jaankar us tarah se rahein, unhe jis tarah ke kapde pasand hain wo aap pehno, unhe jo baatein karna pasand ho wo aap karo, unhe jahan time bitana pasand ho waha aap bhi jaao.

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Maa baap ka dil jito

Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Pauwa Nikla.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kapil & His GirlFriend


Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok..
To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . . .
GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..

Apr,8 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Modi Ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! :-D

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Whatsapp Timings

Please message me on WhatsApp only between the following timings:
Morning: 6am - 11:59 AM
Afternoon: 12pm - 3:59 PM
Evening: 4pm - 7:59 PM
Night: 8pm - 5:59 AM
I don't like being disturbed during rest of the time as I'm really engrossed in my work.
You can bombard me with messages on weekends as I am relatively free!
Please co-operate!

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Telephone

humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???

Apr,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Galti karke

Galti karke woh galti ka naam puchhate hain,
Dard dekar woh dawa ka naam puchhate hain,
Mar gaye hum unki isi adaa pe,
Hokar meri jaan meri jaan ka naam puchhate hain.

Mar,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Miss U

Hum Dil Ko todna Nhi jante,
Zakham Kisiko Dena nhi jante,
hume Bhulane Ki Koissh Na karna,
Qki Hum apke Bina Jeena Nhi Jante..
MISS U!

Mar,17 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
अब मैं तुम्हारी बीवी के दो टुकड़े करूंगा

जादूगर (संता से)- अब मैं तुम्हारी बीवी के दो टुकड़े करूंगा.

संता- क्या कर रहे हो भाई? इधर एक नहीं संभलती, तुम दो बनाने पर तुले हो!

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
संता-चश्मे के साथ 75 किलो।

डॉक्टर- आपका वजन कितना है?

संता-चश्मे के साथ 75 किलो।

डॉक्टर- और बिना चश्मे के?

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
सीरियस लड़ाई में रोमांटिक बात न कर

संता और बंता की लड़ाई हो रही थी।

संता (गुस्से में): साले मैं तेरे कपड़े फाड़ कर तुझे नंगा कर दूंगा। बंता (और ज्यादा गुस्से में): ओ चुप कर ओए, सीरियस लड़ाई में रोमांटिक बात न कर।

 

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
बुजुर्ग रिश्ते में मेरे भी वही लगते थे

फिर लड़की से बोला, इधर मेरे पास आ जाओ।

वह बुजुर्ग रिश्ते में मेरे भी वही लगते थे, जो संता के लगते थे।

Mar,16 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye

. Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

Mar,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
कतई पसंद नहीं हैं जो आई लव यू कहते

गंभीर : लड़कियों को पीछे लगने वाले लड़के कतई पसंद नहीं हैं जो आई लव यू कहते हुए उनके पीछे घूमते रहें। उन्हें वे लड़के पसंद आते हैं जो अपने आत्मसम्मान को बनाए रखें। अगर आपने अपनी फीलिंग्स उन्हें बता दी है तो उनसे हर समय उसका जबाब न मांगें।

Mar,14 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
How to make a right decision?

How to make a right decision?

1) Pehle dil ki suno

2) Phir dimag ki..

3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!

 

Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Add Me I'm Blocked

Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
LIMITED EDITION

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Funny

Mar,13 2015
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Mar,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Sochne Ki Baad

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.

Mar,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dressing Sense

Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.....this will make her feel more comfortable with u...... juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she'll die for u. 

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
My Sweetheart

Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love. Happy Holi, my sweetheart!

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Boli Hamari

Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang
Ki Dhundh Me Hame Na
Bhulana, Geet Gao Khoshiya
Manao Bolo Mithi Boli Hamari
Tarafse Aapako Happy Holi..

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
With Happiness

Oh Dear Holi Is Here Pinch Of
Red And A Pinch Of Green Joyful
Colors All Are Seen With Love
And With Happiness Wishes Of
Holi All I Mean Dear Wishing
ou A Colorful Joyful And Loaded
With Happiness.. 

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Holi Celebration

Bhaiyon Holi ke Rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Rumaal Gulabi

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Line Marna

Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko

Wah Wah

Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko

Lekin jab tak woh ek na mile..
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko

Feb,24 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ladki Ki Zuban

Boy to Girl Tumhari Umar kya hy?
Girl: 20 year
Boy: Tm ny to 5 saal pahle b ya he btaithe.
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Girl: Dekha larkiyan zuban ke kitni pakki hote hein...!!

Feb,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
V: Valentine

V: Valentine, you'll be
A: Always mine; as my only
L: Love. You're an
E: Extra-ordinary person and I have this
N: Never-ending longing always to be
T: Together with you forever. Simply said,
I: I love you and
N: Nothing can change this feeling till
E: Eternity.
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Piano

Love is like playing a Piano.
First you must learn to play notes from the Piano Book;
And then you must play it from your heart.
Happy Valentines Day!

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Happy Valentine's Day

What's the difference between a "Vela time" and 'Valentine'?
When you have a Vela time, you spend it on your Valentine;
And when you have a Valentine, you never have a Vela time!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Teri Wali

Father - Kya Hua Beta Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Mujhe Batao Mai Tumhara Dost Hu,
Son - Kya Batayu Yar Apni Wali Se Milne Gaya Tha Teri Wali Ne Dekh Liya...

Feb,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Shaadi

Shadi K Mandap Me Ladka Ladki Se,
Bola - Mera 10 Ladkio K Sath Affair Raha Hai,
LADKI - Mujhe Pta Tha Ki Jab Kundli Mili Hai To Character To Match Karega Hi.

Feb,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Phone

Santa 2 Doctor - Mujhe 1 Problem Hai
Doctor - Kya?
Santa - Baat Karte Waqt Aadmi Dikhai Nahi Deta,
Doctor - Aisa Kab Hota Hai?
Santa - Phone Karte Waqt...

Feb,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Cheater Boy

Boy - Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Sidhi Raho,
Waha Se Hath Hatao,
Pls Thoda Sa Dikha Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya To Main.. ???
Fail Ho Jaunga!

Feb,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Facebook

A sad boy status 
Jurm Sirf Ishq Tha Na.To UnFriend kar Detey,
Ye block Kiiyun kiya .

Jan,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Formula

Tujhe Paane Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakta Hu;
Tere Pyaar Mein Jee Toh Kya, Mar Bhi Sakta Hu;
Phir Bhi Tu Nahi Mili To Koi Mujhe Gham Nahi;
Yeh Formula Kissi Dusri Pe Set Kar Sakta Hu!

Jan,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Rajnikanth Ka Beta

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl: To Phir Mujhe chand,
tare,
duniya ki sari
daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu
Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

Jan,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Miss Call Mar De

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Mar De…..

Jan,20 2015
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Gmail@Rajnikanth.com

Rajnikanth creats
new email id :
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gmail@Rajnikanth.com

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hacker dies.
virus cries.
google shockz.
computer blocks.
Rajnikanth rocks.

Jan,17 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Phansi Ki Sazaa

Hawaldar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Papu: Ha ha ha!
Hawaldar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Papu: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!

Jan,9 2015
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Rsihte Ki Sachai

Khamosh Chehre Par Hazaro Pehre Hote Hai.
Hasti Ankhon Mein Bhi Zakhm Thehre Hote Hai.
Jinse Aksar Rooth Jate Hain Hum.
Asal Mein Unse Hi Rishte Gehre Hote Hai

Jan,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Tanhai Se Pyaar

Kuchh es tarah se meri zindagi ko maine aasaan kar liya,

Bhulkar teri bewafai, meri tanhai se maine pyar kar liya.

Jan,6 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Meri sachi kahani

Main aapko ek sachi kahani batane ja raha hun jo k khud mere saath beeti hai .meri ye kahani saal purani hai, main dehli ka rehne wala hun or main ek mazboot sharir wala ladka hun .humne ek baar ek newly wedded couple ko apna makan kiraye pe diya. Dekhte hi dekhte humari family or un dono mein acha pyar pad gaya. Kuch 11 months baad ki baat hai maine deepak( tenant/kirayedaar) se poocha k kya baat hai aapki or bhabhi ki tarf se khush khabri ni mili koi. Toh usne apna muh latka liya or bola k kyunki tu mere bhai jaisa hai or tujh se maine kooi baat nahin chupayee isliye main ter saath share karna chahta hun k yar teri bhabhi or mujh mein ache relation nahin hain toh maine pucha k aisa kyun hai.tab usne bataya k meri kamayi thodi hai or main apne ghar ki daily needs ki jarooratein poori nahin kar pa rhaa hun .toh maine kaha isme bhabhi ka bura man ne ya roothne ki kya jaroorat hai kyunki tum bahut mehanati ladke ho or mehanat se peeche nahin hat te ho tum ek din acha kama lo ge. Tab woh chup ho gaya.Main samjh gaya k baat kuch or bhi hai..miane use kaha k bhaiya aap ne mujhe bhai kaha hai or ab aap mujhe se hi baat chippa rahe hai .tabusne kaha nahi ajay aisi baat ni hai per kuch baatein parde mein rahein toh achi hai…main use samjhaya k agar aap problem ko share nahin karo ge kisi k satth toh woh solve kaise ho gi…itne woh rone laga or bola k “bhai ek aurat ko mard se sirf 2 cheeje chahiye hoti hai paisa or pyar …main yeh dono hi nahin de pa raha hun usko. Maine pucha kyun aap toh itne sundar shareer wale hai toh aisa kyun .toh usne kaha sundar shreer hone se kya hota hai…jab tum apni gharwali ko satisfy hi nahin kar paoge toh woh toh tumse bhaage ge hi na…toh maine khaa aap kam se kam bateyin so sahi k aisi kya baat hai…tab usne jo bataya main toh chonk hi gaya use sun kar ” usne kaha k 11 months hoi gaye humari shaadi ko or itni der main mein ek baar bhi tumhari bhabhi sanjana k saath shaareerik sambandh nahin bana paya hun.

Main hairaan pareshaan ho gaya uski baat sun k…or andar hi andar se mujhe gussa bhi bahut aaya uske ooper aakhir jis marad ki itnni namkin aurat ho jo k sirf 23 saal ki ho or gehuaan rang ho..ki taranh bade 2 mamme hon jo k har wakt bra se bahar aakar ..Saans lene ko tadapte rahein. Sach mein mujhe bahut bura laga. Maine us se poocha k kya bhabhi aapko choot maarne se rokti ya manna karti hai …tabh usne kaha nahin yar woh toh tadap rahi hai k koi koi uski mast jawaani ka mazaa loote or usko mard ki taranh chodde ek mard ka pyar mile or woh us marad k bachhe paida kare….woh toh asal mein bahut se bacche paida karne chahti hai per uski kismat mein mere jaisa na marad aa gaya hai” Mujhe man hi man khushi hone lagi ki ab toh lagta hai ghar k bhedi ko lanka per chadhayi karni hi pade gi. Maine usko aakhir kaar poocha k agar aap ko bhabhi choot marene se mana nahin karti to aap maarte kyun nahin uski choot tab wah or rone laga or kehta k uska lund kamjor hai bachpan ki chot k karan woh khada hone per itne sakht nahin hota k kissi aurat ki tight chooot ko kholte hue usme chala jaaye yahi karan hai k main aaj tak sanjana ki tight choot mien apna lund nahin ghussa paya or mujhe dar lagta hai k sanjna kissi or marad k behakaawe mein aakar kisssi mard se sambhog na kar baith. Tab maine usko honsla diya. Maine use himmat dete hue kaha ki aisa duniya mein koi cheej nahin jiska hal na ho isliye aap himmat rakhein main aapki is problem ko door karne mein poori madad karunga yeh keh kar main office chala gaya per mera demag kahaa tikne wala tha ab toh mian sanjana bhabhi k sapne dekhne lag pad tha after all mere ghar mein itna mast maal reh raha tha or mujhe uska pata hi nahi..main mokke dekhne shurroo kar diye.Jab deepak bhaiya kaam pe jaate toh mein bahaane bana kar bhabhi se baat cheet karta bhabhi bhi mujhe se dheere -2 ghul mil gayi ….ek din may k mahine mein ..Bhabhi kapde dho rahi thi main paani ki

Tanki…Theek karne k bahaane ooper chala gaya bhabhi kapde doh rahi thi or paseene se bhari hui thi unke white rang k suit saara passeene se lath path tha or bra unhone ne daali nahi thi main apne hosh kho baitha ..aisa nazara maine zinadagi mein nahin dekha tha bhabhi k mamme ek dum tight or khade hue the nipple bhabhi ka 1 inch mota hoga kam se kam…maine bhabhi ko kaha k tanki k ooper padi is moti cement ki sil ko uthane mein meri madad karo toh bahbhi uth kar aagayi. Garmi ki wajh se mujhe bhi bahut passena agaaya cement ki sill utha kar jaise hi hume use jameen per rakha bhabhi fissal gayi or gir gayi maine jaldi se cement ki sill ko side pe kiya or babhji k jaangh per haath rkhte hua kaha bhabhi aap theek toh hai na woh boli nahin RAJ. Mujhe uthao or bed room mein le jaao mere bahut jor se lagi hai…maine khush ho gay kyunki ab mein uske shareer ko haath laga sakta tha. Bhabhi poori passeene se lath path thi or unki khusboo nein mujhe pagal bana diya unke paseene ki khusbhoo pyaz jaise thi maine unhe uthaya or kamre mein bed k ooper leta diya asal mein unmki peeth per jor pad gaya tha .maine moke ka faydaa uthane ki sochi or bhabhi ka sar apne godi mein rakh kar unhe aaraam karne ko kaha ….Bhabhi ne achahnak mera face neeche kheencha or mujhe jor se kiss karna shurroo kar diya ..main pagal ho gaya tha kyunki maine jo chaha tha mujhe mil gaya tha. Maine bhi bhabhi ko choomna shurroo kar diya uski passene ki khusboon ne..Mujhe madhosh kar diya tha is chummma chhati k beech mera passena or bhabhi ka paseena aapas mein mil gaye the bahbhi kehne lagi ajay mein shurro se hi tumhare sapne dekh rahi hun tum ek asli mard ho isliye aaj mujhe niraash na karna ek mard ka pyar ka ehsaas de do uski itni baat kehne ki der thi k main saari haddein par kar gaya or uske maathe per chooma or uski salwar kammez utaar de or bra se mammon ko chuda diya. Jaise hi mumme bra ki kaid se nikale maine unko jor se dabba diya bhabhi aaahh karne lagi. Unke mammon per passeen aaya tha per main saara paseena chaat gaya or or unke nipple dabane per bhabhi karne lagi .

Maine dekha ki bhabhi garam ho rahi hai….tabhi bhabhi boli mien aaj ek mard ka sharrer pa kar dhanya ho gayi lo aaj se mein tumhari patni ban kar rahun gi tum chaho toh main tumhare bacche bhi paida karungee .Main khush ho gaya itni baat sun kar maine kaha sanjna tum bilkul fikar na karo tumhari is mast jawaani ko mein yunh hi khaali jaane nahin dungaa tumhe ek mard ka pyar dungaa jise pakar tum kabhi kissi or marad k paas jaooge hi nahin. Tumne mujhe apna pati manaa hai ab main tumhe apni patni manta hun or tumhari har pyas ko bhujaana mera farz hai. Tumko jitne bacche chahiyein mere dawara hi paida honge. Sanjana khush ho gayi or boli k aapko pehla baccha ladka chahiye ki ladki. Tab mein kaha k mere 8 ‘ ka lund sirf ladke paida karega or tum hi humare pehle ladke ki maan bano gi ….itna sunte hi sanjana boli “haan mere pati dev aap jaisa mard kissi aurat ko chodde or woh beta na paida kare aisa ho hi nahin sakta “toh itna kehte hi maine uske haath bed pe uske sir k peeche kar diye or uski armpits jo ki ballon or paseene se bhari thi unki namkieen se smell ko sungha …sach poochon yaron mujhe mazaa agaya…hum dono paseene se lath path the …or ek doosre k sharir ki smell ko soongh rahe the itne mein main poora nanga ho gaya or apni paseene or balon se bhari chhathi ko uske naram or garam mammon per rakh diya jis se uske mamme meri chathi k neeche dab gaye…..uske honth apne honthon k saath jodte hue uski saari “pink colour ki lipstick ko dheere-2 chaat gaya mein “.maine apna 8' ka lund nikala toh weh ghabra gayi or boli k “ohh no aaj toh mera naya pati meri chhooot ko Phaad dega or lagta hai ki ek baccha toh aaj hi paida karna padega mujhe nahin toh yeah tumhara lund

Mujhe aaj maar hi dega.”Sach mooch ajay tumhara yeah 8 inch ka lund asal mardangi ki pehchan hai agar tum mujhe pehle mile hote toh ab tak main tumhare liye ek beta paida kar chuki hoti ..or mere mammon mein aaj tumhare bete ka dhoodh bhara hota. Main has pada or uski choot per apna lund rakh kar dakha marne laga doston choot uski ek dum tight thi main hairaan ho gaya k woh paishaab kaise karti hogi. Maine ek do baar try kiya per woh khuli nahin…tabhi idea aaya maine uske mamme dhyaan batane k liye , jor-2 se dabbane shuroo kiye or uske nipplon per ek saath chunti maari jis se uski cheek nikalgayi or usi waqt maine zor sa dakha mara or apna lund aadha uski chhot mien daal diya. Sanjna ko bahut dard hua uski aankhon se paani niakal aaya or woh rone lagi tabhi mujhe laga jaise mere lund pe kuch gila geela laga hai haath lagaane per dekha k woh khooon tha …uski choot phat gayi thi …dheeere -2 main saara lund andar daalne mein kaamyab raha or uski choot or mere lund ne aapas mein bahut ragad khayi. Sach pucho toh itni tight choot ko ragadnaa kisi lund k liye bhi aasaan nahin hota. Karib 14 min tak hume smbhog kiya or maine apna saara virya (sperm) uski choot mein daal diya .paseene se lath path hum dono ek doosre k ooper pade rahe..phir maine uski armpits ko smell kiya ek dum mast smell aa rahi thi .kuch der woh apne soft -2 mamme meri balon or paseene se bahri chhati per rakh kar meri bahon k aahosh mein so gayi jiski vajh se mera lund phir khada ho gaya .us din maine uski 3 baar chudayi ki jiski wajah se uski choot per swelling aa gayi thi or usko chalne mein mushkil ho rahi thi. Baki kahani aap sab doston ko mein agli kahani mein sunaunga…..mien abhi africa ke ek desh hai desh ka nam nigeria ki city lagos me rahata hu.

Jan,6 2015
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Sex With Sexy Aunt

I am Arpith from Chennai. I am a 22 year old student. I am going to narrate my sexual encounter with my Aunt, Ramya, which happened a months ago. All names changed. Let me describe Ramya Aunty. She is 30 years old and has a boy studying in 4th std. Her husband is working in UAE.

She is tall and sexy and looks like film star. I was always sexually attracted to her. I used to masturbate thinking about her. She has firm breasts and round but slim ass. We were very friendly. On many days, when I am free, I used to go to her flat where she lives with her child. We would talk about everything and anything.

But having sex with her was not in my agenda though I would very much like to do that. On some days during our chat, aunt Ramya would look me with a smile. It was as if she had some plans about me in her mind. I could not make out what she was thinking. On one Sunday afternoon I rang the bell of flat. After some delay she opened the door and with her sexy and naughty smile, she let me in. I asked where her son Deppak was.

Aunt Ramya told me that he was in his tuition teacher’s flat learning Maths. She asked me to sit down and went to make tea. I went to the kitchen. Ramya Aunty was in the kitchen facing the table. I watched her from behind. She really was sexy. Then suddenly she turned and saw me staring at her. She smiled at me and asked “Why are you looking so curiously at me, Ram?” “

No, it’s nothing, Ramya Auntie”, I replied. Then she brought tea and biscuits to the sitting room and we both sat down there. Ramya told me that she was watching an interesting movie. “ I always watch that when I am bored” she said. “What’s the name of it?” I asked her. “It’s a secret my boy” was her answer.

After some chit chat Ramya Auntie told me to wait there and she went to have a bath. I was alone in the sitting room nothing to do. Then I thought about Ramya Auntie taking a shower in the bathroom. Silently, I went to her bathroom. It was closed of course. The shower was running and Ramya was humming a song. It sounded sexy and that made me horny. I was having a little hard on.

Silently I returned to the sitting room. Then I thought about the film she was seeing when I came. I switched on TV & DVD player. Oh man! It was blue film and a hard core one she was seeing! In it a guy was fucking a blonde girl hard. I made the sound low on TV. The girl was moaning. That was a real boost for my already half erect dick.

I looked at the direction of bathroom. Ramya was still in that. I unzipped my pants and rubbed my bulge watching the blue film. In the film, the girl was now licking his penis. After sometime I heard some sound from my behind. There Aunt Ramya was standing looking at me with that naughty smile of her. All of a sudden I switched off TV and zipped my pants. When I looked at her, she was looking at my bulge with lust in her eyes “It’s alright Ram.

I see these films when I get bored. Don’t worry. I won’t tell anybody. After all we are adults. Aren’t we?. She said to me. I just sat there silent and embarrassed. Next come my biggest shock. Aunt Ramya was standing in front of a window, towel in her hand drying her hair. She was wearing a light green nigh tie which was very thin and transparent.

The light from the window filtered through her nigh tie revealing her curves. I could clearly see her nipple through the dress and they were hard and erect. Her pubic hairs were slightly visible. “What is looking Ram? Are seeing me for the first time?” Ramya asked. By that time I knew that she was seducing me and I could see pure lust in her eyes.

She was ready for sex. “Well Auntie You look very sexy in that dress” I replied. “You naughty boy, don’t say that” with that words Ramya switched on TV. “Come on let’s watch this blue film together.” Saying that she seat beside me.

She sat so close to me that her left thigh was touching my right thigh. In the film the man was fucking the girl from behind. By this time she got bolder and placed her hand on my thigh and was massaging my thigh. I place my arm around her shoulder and touched her breast. Ramya was no breathing heavily. Now Ramya’s hand was

Caressing my bulge. We were watching the BF while doing these. In the BF it was end part and the man was now spraying his cum on the girl’s face. Then Ramya arose and went to the bed room. I followed. There I pulled her nigh tie down. There Ramya, my dream girl, was standing before me stark naked. Her hairs were shoulder length.

Boobs were hard and firm. Her pubic hairs were silky smooth and nice. Her legs were well shaped and shining smooth. I could stand no longer. . I was standing before my dream girl Ramya completely naked with m 6 inch dick hard and twitching. Ramya lustfully looked at my hard dick for sometimes. Then lied on bed spreading her legs.

“Come on Ram take me, fuck me hard my naughty boy” OK Ramya baby here I come” Saying that, I mounted on top of her. Oh man what a sensation was that. Her body was warm and super soft. I rubbed my dick on her pubic hair.

Then slowly I inserted my hard dick in to her hole. She was already wet with her sex juices. So my dick slid in smoothly. Then I completely took it out and inserted it again. I slowly pushed my rock hard dick deeper in her. ‘Oh Ram come on faster, faster” “No Ramya I want to fuck you real slow” “No Ram I beg you fuck me hard and fuck me fast”

OK Ramya I said Then I started to fuck her hard. With each thrust she would cry with pleasure. “Ohh nice umm keep faster ummm yeaaa like that Ram yes fucks me harder. Ahaa umm fuck deep in to me you naughty boy. Yea baby like that I am coming ram I am coming.

I was fucking Ramya so hard that she was now having a good orgasm. She was crying and moaning with pleasure now. Now I stopped for some time, my dick still in her hole and they started again. I was now fucking her for 20 minutes. She was moaning now aloud. Oh Ram faster I am coming again baby. Now I could not hold any longer.

I was now fucking Ramya really hard and fast. Oh Ram like that fuck me now cum on me cum on my face cum on my face as in blue film Ram. Ramya was telling me to come on her face. “OK my dear sexy naughty Ramya I am going to cum on your face baby” I took out my 6 in dick from her love hole and held it above her face and masturbated.

Within seconds I exploded and emptied my entire load of sticky, hot cum on Ramya’s face and boobs. She tasted it and told me she liked it. We lay there for some time. Then we got dressed and I said god bye to her and left her flat.

Since that day when ever Ramya gets bored or horny she phones me and I make her happy.

Jan,6 2015
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Rukhsana Chachi Ki Niyat

Hi friends my name is Farhan aaj main aapko apne teenage samay ki kucchh yaadgar baten batane wala hoon ye un din ki baat hai jab main 12th me tha aur mujhe blue films dekhna tabhi se pasand tha kafi filme dekhi thi aur sochta tha ki mujhe kab ye mauka milega? Tab hum jis society me rehte the waha side wali society me ek family husband wife rehti thi unki do chhoti si
twilns ladkiyan thi.

Kareeb 2 saal ki unko main unke sath khlne ke liye kabhi kabhi unke yahan chala jata tha main aunty ko ruhsana chachi bulata tha unke husband ka scrap ka business tha unhi ke side wale flat me ek aur chachi rehti thin unke husband bhi rukhsana chachi ke husband ke saat kaam karte the aur Shayad mujhpar blue filmo ka asar hone laga tha jis wajah se mujhe wo dono

Chachiyon ko figure impress karta tha khaskarke rukhsana chachi ka jab bhi main unki ladkiyon ke sath khelta to beech beech me chachi ke figure par dhyan chala jata taha unke wo bade bade boobs unke kurte ke bahar se bhi dikh jate the ahhhh kya nazara hota tha ek baar ki baat hai main college se jaldi ghar aaya tha par mere ghar par koi nahi tha aur lock tha tabhi mujhe side rukhsana chachi ni

Apni khidki se jhankkar awaz lagayee aur mujhe uper bulaya main unke flat ke darwaze par pahoncha to rukhsana chichi ne kaha ki tumhare gharwale bahar gaye hain aur unhe aane me der ho jayegi to maine masum si shakal banakar poochha to tab tak main kaha jaoon? To rukhsana chachi ne hanskar kaha kyu kya apni rukhsana chachi ke ghar par nahi ruk sakt? Mere to man me laddu phoot pade phir bhi apne par kabu rakhkar

Maine pooccha chacha bura to nahi manenge? Rukhsana chachi ne muskurakar jawab diya wo kyu bura manenge? Aur waise bhi wo yahan par hain nahi dono bacchiyo ko lekar unki dadi ko milne gaye hain aur kal hi loutenge ye sunkar mera to ucchalne ko dil kar raha tha par phir bhi
maine chachi se pooccha agar bachhe nahi hain to main yahan baithkar kya karunga?

Main to bore ho jaoonga to rukhsana chacha ne kaha kyu tv dekho mere sath kucch bate karo usme to bore nahi ho jaoge na? Bas aaj to mere dil ki murad poori ho gayi thi main bhi thik hai kehkar andar jaakar baith gaya thodi der rukhsana chachi se baat karne ke baad main TV dekhne laga aur chachi kitchen me chali gayi tabhi door bell baji to maine darwaza khola to

Baju wali doosri chachi thi wo mujhe dekhkar pehle to chounk gayi phir sambhal kar boli are Farhan tum yahan kaise? Tab mere kucch khne se pehle hi rukhsana chachi ne kaha ki Farhan ke gharwale bahar gaye hain isiliye wo yahan par ruka hai to wo chachi bhi andar aagayi aur rukhsana chachi ke sath kitche me chali gayi aur batn karne lagi.

Kuchh der baad mujhe thodi pyas lagi thi to main paani peene ke liye kitchen ki taraf chala gaya tabhi main darwaze par hi ruk kgaya kyu ki rukhsana chachi aur wo chachi baten kar rahi thi main wahi par ruk gaya aur chupke se unki baten sunne laga rukhsana chachi ki bate sunte hi mere to mano hosh hi udd gaye mujhe to apne kano par hi bharosa nahi ho raha tha

Rukhsana chachi aunty se keh rahi thi aaj accha mouka mila hai tum kaho to mila doon behoshi wali dawa? Aunty keh rahi thi agar Farhan ko a kisi aur ko pata chala to? Rukhsana chahi kisi ko pata nahi chalega isse accha mouka phir nahi milega unki baaten sunkar main jaldi se bahar aa gaya aur aise baith gaya jaise kuchh pata hi nahi mujhe bas itna pata chala ki chachi aur

Aunty mujhe koi behoshi ki dawa dene wale hain par ye nahi samajh saka ki kya main chahta to usi waqt unse poocch let par mujhe pata karna tha ki
wo karna kya chahti hai tabhi rukhsana chachi mere paas chai ka cup lekar aa gayi aur mujhe chai peene ko kaha pehle to maine socha ki mana kar doon par phir socha ki pata lagana chahiye ki akhir ye dono karna kya chahti

Hainn phir maine chachi ke haath se chai ka cup liya aur chachi se kaha ki main chai pee loonga mujhe chai dene ke baad chachi jaise hi kitchan me gayi main jaldi se uthkar balcony me gaya aur chai ek kone me gira di aur jaldi se vapas aakar sofe par baith gaya aur ab main behosh hone ka drama karnewala tha maine jaan bujh kar dheere dheere sofe par behoshi se girne ka natak kiya par thodi si aakhen khuli rakh di.

Mere sofe par girte hi kitchan se rukhsana chachi aur aunty doudti huyi bahar aayi aur pakka kar liya ki main behosh hua ya nahi main dono ki baatchit sun raha tha rukhsana chichi lagta hai behosh ho gaya.

Aunty: mujhe bhi yehi lagta hai rukhsana chachi:par iski to aakhen thodi khuli lag rahi hai.
Aunty: are kabhi kabhi behoshi me aisehi aakhen khuli reh jaati hain rukhsana chachi: to phir der kis baat ki? chalo jaldi se ise uthakar bedroom me le chalo bedroom ka naam sunkar to main chounk gaya par behoshi ka drama jo kar raha tha isiliye chupchap leta raha.

Rukhsana chachi ne mere hath pakde to aunty ne mere pair isi tarah dono mujhe uthakar bedroom me le gaye aur mujhe bed par lita diya.
rukhsana chachi: to phir shuru kare.
aunty: haan haan kyu nahi bahot din ho gaye kisi jawan ladke se gaand marwaye.

Bass ye sunte hi mere to poore badan me aag si daud gayi mera to man kar raha tah ki turant uthkar dono ko range hath pakd loon raha tha vaisa hi chalne diya phir jo kuchh hua ahhhhh dono ne milkar mere kapde utarne shuru kar diye jaise hi mere shirt pant utar gaye rukhsana chachi to jaise mujhpar kood padi aur mere gaalon ko aur meri chati ko chumne lagi aur apni jeebh se chatne lagi.

Mera to turant lund khada ho gaya aunty ne rukhsana chachi se kaha are rukhsana iska lund to turant tight ho gaya ye pakka behosh to hai na?
rukhsana chachi jo ki poore mood me aa chuki thi unhone dhya nahi diya aur aunty se kaha ki behoshi me bhi dimaag kaam karta hai aur lund khada ho jaata hai tu dhyan mat do.

Aunty ne bhi baat maan li aur aunty ne jaise hi meri underwear uteri rukhsana chachi aur aunty to mano bhookhi billliyon ki tarah mere lund par jhapat padi mere to muh se chikh nikalte nikalte reh gayi rukhsana chachi mere lund ko muh me lekar choosne lagi to aunty meri gotiyan muh me lene lagi mere halat to adhmare sher jaisi ho gayi jaise ki shikar saamne ho par

Kucchh kar nahi sakta main to bas chupchap pada raha thodi der tak yeh karne ke baad rukhsana chachi ne apne aur aunty ke kapde utare aur ek doosre ko kiss kare lagi aur boob dabane lagi main thodi si aakhen kguli rakhkar ye sabkuchh dekh raha tha thodi der ke baad rukhsana chachi mere upar aai aur jaise hi unhone mere lund par apni chut ko rakhkar dabaya

Meri to aadhi jaan halak tak aa gayi kyuki isse pehle maine kabhi kisi ko choda nahi tha par kisi tarah se apne aap ko sambhalkar leta raha aur phir kya tha rukhsana chachi to mere lund se apni chut chudwane lagi main abhi ye dard seh raha tha ki aunty ne apni chut mere muh par rakhkar gisna shuru kar diya man to baho kiya ki apni jeebh se aunty ki chut ka ras chat loon par chup raha

Kuchh der tak rukhsana chachi ne chudwaya phir wo utar gayi aur aunty apni chut ko lekar mere lund par sawar ho gayi aur mere muh par chahi ki chut ka number aa gaya is baar jo rukhsana chachi ki chut ka swad mila wo aunty ki chut se kai behtar tha ahhhhhh abhi bhi muh me paani aa jata hai itna ho ne ke baad bhi dono ruke nahi abki baar rukhsana chachi ne to had hi kar di unhone to is bar

Apni chikni si gaand hi mere lund par rakh di ab to mujhse raha nahi jaa raha tha par rukhsana chachi ki gaand badi me mera lund ja nahi raha tha to aunty ne unhe uthaya aur mere lund ko choosa aur uspar koi tel agaya phir rukhsana chachi se kaha ki ab try karo to unhone vaise hi kiya aur ab ki baar mera lund rukhsana chachi ki gaand me dhass se chala gaya aur rukhsana chachi ki cheekh nikal padi sath hi meri bhi par main apne man me

Chikh raha tha bas thodi der gaand marwane ke baad rukhsana chachi thak gayi aur mere lund ka paani bhi rukhsana chachi ki gaand me choot gaya aur lund dheela pad gaya tab jaakar rukhsana chachi mere lund par se uthi itne par bhi un dono ko shanti nahi mili aunty to ab bhi mere lund ko chuse ja rahi thi akhirkar do dhai ghante ke baad dono ki shanti ho gayi aur dono thakkar meri agal bagal me let gayi.

Kuchh der mer jab mera lund phir se tight ho gay to ab ki baar mujhse raha nahi gaya mere sabr ka baandh toot gaya aur main turant uth gaya aur mujhe hosh me dekhkar to mano rukhsana chachi aur aunty ki jaan hi nikal gayi unke nuh se to halki si cheekh bhi nikal gayi aur rukhsana chachi ne kaha are Farhan tt tum behosh nahi ho to maine kaha haan chachi main to poore hosh me hi tha jab aap dono bari bari mere lund se apne ko chudwa

Rahi thi ab jab ki maine aap dono ko range haath pakad liya hai to mujhe to inaam chahiye hi phir kya tha hua wohi jo main chahta tha zindagi me mile us pehle mauke ka main jamkar fayda uthaya aur rukhsana chachi aur aunty ko jamkar choda bass phir kya tha us din ko aaj paanch saal ho gaye hain par aaj bhi main rukhsana chachi aur aunty dono ko mauka dekhkar ek sath chodta hoon.

Jan,6 2015
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Real Lund Storey

Mere age 26 yr hai, last year mere shadi hui mere mrs 24 sal ki hai.mujhe gand marvane ki habbit hai.last month mera sadhu jo mere se 2 sal bada hai milnae ke leye

mereyah aya.din me bate karte rahai.rat me soney ke leya hum ek baed room me double bed per so gaye,usne apani pent uttar kar sfae me rakh di.under wear me vo letr gya garmi thi ac chal rah tha

me bhe under wear me so gya.jub mene apni pent utari vo gor se dekh rahi tha,kyo ki mene apne legs ke hair remove kar rkhe the .vo bolakuch nahi baus dekh kar late gya. light band karne ke 1 ganhte bad usen

deher se mera lund puked kar sahlana shuru kar dyea, me garm ho gya, phir usene appna lund mere hart me de deya,me pagal ho gya mota lund hoga koi 7 inch ka, me usko pakad ker khelene laga.usne aram se mere under wear utara or mujhey choom ne lga

phir usney apne land per thook laga kar mere tange uth kar apna supada mere gand per rakh dyia and ek hath se mere lund ko sahlena laga me masti me ah gya.masti me usna apna lund mere gand me ghused dyia thoda dard to hua per uske technic se me pura lund apni gand me le gya

phir o dhkey marne laga tej tej.sath vale room me mere bivi so rahi thi pata nahi uski ache kyesa khuli vo avaj sun ker hameare room me choop se ay gayi.usney light on ker di.dekhne kae bad chup chap chali gyai.10 minute bad aa kerhumere bed per late gyi mujhse pucheny lagi kay ho rah tha.me khuch nahi bola.uska jija be chup chap soney ka natak karne laga.

achank usne apne jija ka lund puked lyia.uska jija phir masti me aa gya.usney light on ker li kamra bund ker ki mere bivi ko usne mere samne tin bar choda. mere bivi ke muh se se se niklti rahi.last me usney mere gharwali ke samne mere ek bar phir gand mari

Jan,6 2015
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Udhti Julfe

Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,

wah wah..

Julfo me phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,

Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…

Jan,6 2015
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