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Ashok Kumar was a lab assistant in Bombay Talkies before he became an actor in 1936.
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starting my freshman high school year I wanted to follow my oldest brothers steps of playing in the Mountain View high school soccer team. I failed, I didn't make the team. I seemed to have given up on playing for the school soccer team, but I caught myself trying again the next year. My dad said it takes skills and patience and I took his advice and caught myself practicing and kicking the ball more often, I didn't play on the soccer team my sophomore year either, but I ended up doing better in my studies and receiving letters from the VR program and EVIT college saying "Congrats you have been accepted" , but I know for a fact, after all the practice and positive people around me, I'll make it after all. If not there's always the next year. I'll stay positive.
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There was no word for the color orange in English until about 450 years ago.
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Anil Kapoor’s family lived in Raj Kapoor’s garage when they first moved to Mumbai. Later, they shifted to a room in one of Mumbai’s middle-class suburbs.
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Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer
Have a nice sleep
Good Night
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We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid.
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Hamesha Unki Help Ke Liye Taiyaar Rahe.
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Ladkiyan Hazirjawab Ladkon Ko Pasand Karti Hai Issliye Aap Hazirjawab Dene Wale Person Baniye
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Agar Aap Unka Ghar Jante Hai To Holi Ke Din Uske Ghar Unke Sath Holi Khelne Jana Na Bhule Aur Unke Sath Khub Hansi Mazak Kare.
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CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr
chips jaisa Crunchi hone k baad
Ketchup uper daal kr khaya jaye to…
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suna hai…
ULTI aa jati hai
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After drinking Boys:
talk unnecessarily
Become emotional
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing
Gals can do all these without drinking!
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Majdoor banoge chutti milegi,
Maalik banoge chut he milegi
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A boy called FM radio & said:
I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.
Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
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Hamesha Koi Badiya Body Spray (Perfume) Lagaya Kare. Aapke Body Ki Khushbu Ladkiyon Ko Aapki Aur Attract Karegi.
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Ladkiyon Se Usi Topic Par Baat-Chit Karo Jis Me Use Baat Karne Me Maza Aaye, Isse Wo Aapse Bahut Samay Tak Baat Kar Sakti Hai. Aur Aapki Dosti Pyar Me Bhi Badal Sakti Hai.
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If u read, u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy
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I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
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Phool Kali se juda ho sakte hai magar khusbu se nahi app hum se juda ho sakte hai magar humare dil se nahi
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Teacher : where were u born ?
Aman : Punjab…
Teacher : which part in
Punjab ?
Aman : ki which part ?
paagal di bachchi ! puri
body born in Punjab
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Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Santa: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai…
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Height of batameezi:
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega
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पत्नी : जानू ! आज तुम्हारी प्रेमिका रात में आ रही हैं। रात में यहीं रहेगी। मैंने फ्रीज में बीयर और फ्रेश फ्रूट सलाद बना के रखा है।
रूम फ्रेशनर साइड टेबल पर है। नहाने का साबुन बाथरूम में है।
मैं बच्चों को लेकर मायके जा रही हूँ,
कल शाम तक आऊँगी। प्रोग्राम में कोई चेंज हो तो इन्फॉर्म कर देना। मैं वहीँ और रूक जाऊँगी …!
इसे कहते हैं
मूंगेरी लाल के हसीन सपने !!
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Dushmano Me Bhi Dost Mila Karte Hai,
Jannato Me Bhi Phool Khila Karte Hai,
Hamko Kanta Samaj Kar Chhod Na Dena,
Kante Hi Phool Ki Hifajhat Kiya Karte Hai..
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Mere geet sune duniya ne magar
Mera dard koi na jaan saka,
Ek tera sahara tha dil ko,
Tu bhi na mujhe pehchan saka ..!!
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Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.
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U are TOO far away 4rm me,
that why I have to shout:
I M-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-S Y-O-O-U-U! did u hear that?
I Miss you
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Arz kya hai...
She is Kissing,
Wah Wah
She is Kissing,
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* Some Text Missing *
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Ladke ka Dil pani ki tarah hota hai,
Aur ladki ka Dil mobile ki tarah,
Phir chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe,
Zindgi khrab mobile ki hi hoti hai.
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Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki- Bihar mein.
Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.
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1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghur raha tha,
Budhiya Use Galiya dene lagi,
1 Ladka aya Bola- Kya hua?
Budha- Kuch nahi Beta,
Purana Calender hai hawa se FADFADA raha hai
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Anjaan ek saathi ka iss dil ko intejar hai,
Pyasa hain ye aankhen aur dil bekarar hai,
Unke saath mil jaye to har raah aasan ho jayegi,
Shayad issi anokhey ehsaas ka naam Pyaar hai.
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Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Pyar karo to hamesha muskura ke
Kisi ko dhokha na do apna bana ke
Kar lo yaad jab tak hum zinda hain
Phir na kehna ke chale gaye dil mein yaadein basa ke
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Is baat ka ehsaas..
Kisi par na hone dena..
Ke teti chahaton se chalti hai..
Meri sansein..
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He listens nothing
Understands everything,
Thinks DOUBLE,
Reacts SINGLE,
and REMEMBERS 0%
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She listens HALF,
Understands QUARTER,
Thinks ZERO,
Reacts DOUBLE,
and REMEMBERS 100%
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Golu: Yaar jab tujhe garmi lagti hai toh tu kya karta hai.
Molu: Tab mai AC ke samne baith jata hu.
Golu: Aur jab bhut jayda garmi lagti hai toh?
Molu: Toh phir mai AC ko ON kar deta hu..!
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We All Have That one Frnd in Our
Frnd list..
Who Always Appears Online...
N We Always Think-
"Yaar...Yeh Har
time Online Karta Kya Hoga? "
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What's the difference between a girl and a knife?
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A KNIFE HAS A POINT.
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Happy Baisakhi
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop
Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . .
Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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Nach Lo Gaa Lo Hamaare Saath;
Aaya Hai Baisakhi Ka Tyohaar;
Maana Lo Khushiyan Sabke Saath;
Aayi Abb Mojan Ki Bahaar!
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A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil meye khayal aata hai….
Kabhi kabhi mere dil meye khayal aata hai….
“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?
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Propose on April Fools Day
Pagal hain wo log Jo 14 February ke din propose karte hain….
Meri mano to Aaj ke din propose karo……
Maan gayi to cool…..Nahin to Didi, April Fool!!
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A couple beside me is enjoying a lot while
having paani puri…. . . . .
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Whereas i am still thinking . . “Saale is gol
gappe
wale ne mujhe 5 khilae ya 4?”
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