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Santa everest pr gya
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
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Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?
Boy :Bilkul nahi.
Girl :To phir rehne de kameene.
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Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch Jaayez Hai...To Mohabbat Main Honay Wala MUNNA Najaayez Kiun..? :-)
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Meri yaadon mein tum ho ya mujh mein hi tum ho,
Mere khayalon mein tum ho ya khayal hi tum ho,
Dil mera dhadak ke baar baar ye puche,
Meri jaan mein tum ho ya meri jaan hi tum ho..
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Zindagi ki uljhanon ne hamaari sharaaratein kam di,
Aur log samajhne lage ki hum samajhdaar ho gaye.
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Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.
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Sign on a railway station at Patna
Aana free, jaana free
pakde gaye to khana free.
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Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.
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Meri Aankho Mein Na Dekho Neend Chura Lenge
Na Dil Ke Kareeb Aao Warna Mohabbat Sikha Denge
Gehra Hai Aapse Rista Itna
Khwabo Mein Bhi Aaye To Apna Bana Lenge
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Difficulties break some men but make others.
No axe is sharp enough to cut the soul of a sinner who keeps on trying,
one armed with the hope that he will rise even in the end.
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Andhe Ko Duniya Nahi Dikhti
Kaam Ke Andhe Ko Vivek Nahi Dikhta
Man Ke Andhe Ko Apne Se Sheresta Nahi Dikhta
Aur Swarthi Ko Kahi Bhi Dosh Nahi Dikhta
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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the
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Prove that chivalry is not dead. Sure, she’s an independent woman. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t open the door for her.
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One of the best honeymoon tips someone gave to my husband and I was, “Don’t forget to take photos. And, ask people to take photos OF you.” Since self-photos don’t usually come out that great, make sure at least one photograph is taken of the two of you together with a nice background. People don’t mind, especially if you tell them you’re on your honeymoon.
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Travel agents are there to help! And, believe me, they’ve helped thousands of couples plan a perfect honeymoon.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala ..
Good Night
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Raat Ki Tanhayi Me To
Har Koi Yaad Kar Leta Hai..
Ae Dost..
Subha Uthte Hi Jo Yaad Aaye
Mohabbat Usko Kehte Hai.. GOOD MORNING
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A Man To friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right u give me 1?
Man:Yes I will give both of them.
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Banane Wale Ne Bhi Tujhe
Kisi Karan Se Banaya Hoga
Choda Hoga Jab Zameen Par Tujhe
Uske Seene Mein Bhi Dard To Aaya Hoga.
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ladkiyon ko vo ladke pasand hote he jinki jindagi kafi dilchasp(intresting) hoti he to apni jindigi ko aur khud jada mazedaar banane ki koshish Karen. Iske liye aap mazedaar kam jese cooking, gardening,singing,dancing etc kar sakte he.
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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE.
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The National Highways Network of India covers 79,243 km of the country, including 1000 km of limited-access highway or limited-access road. NH 7 is the longest national highway in India with a total distance of 4,572 km from Varanasi to Kanyakumari. But as per the new scheme, the longest national highway will be NH44, running from Srinagar to Kaniyakumari.
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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.
Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti
Unse door hone ka asar hai warna
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti
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I want to send my hearties wishes
on the special occasion of diwali festival.
hope u enjoy & do lots of fun
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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
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Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
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Cute Ans.. When a girl asked his Ex-boyfriend
Girl: Do u still love me?
Boy: Pyar ka to pta nahi
lekin mere dost aaz bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hai.
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Arzz kiya hai,
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??
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Tum jis ladke ko chahti ho uske doston ke saath thodi flirtingkiya karo. Tum jise chahti ho use bilkul bhav mat do. Wo jalan se aag-baboola ho jayega. Tumhare prem mein wo joru ka ghulam ban jayega.
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Chess was invented in India.
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कसम से आजकल गर्मी का यह हाल है कि
अगर कोई प्रोफाइल फोटो पर भी लुकिंग ‘हॉट’ लिख देता है तो सहन नहीं होता।
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May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
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Obama: What do you want for dinner
Modi: Sorry, I am fasting
Obama: Fasting? Last time I heard that the ruling party ate your whole country.
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
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Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar
Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar
Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja
Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.
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Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
Ha ha ha.
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Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai ?
Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!
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Gile shikwe dil se na lagana,
kbhi maan jana to kbhi manana,
kl ka kya pta hm ho ya na ho,
isliye jb b mauka mile,
Kbhi pizza khila dena,
kbhi coffee pilla dena
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The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyaar me tum bhi kho jao..
If translated in English it becomes:
“I am lost in ur love, u also GET LOST”
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