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Khamoshi Hamari

Wo dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye,
Wo khushi hi kya jo hothon pe reh jaye,
Kabhi to samjho khamoshi hamari,
Wo baat hi kya jo assani se alfaaz ban jaye..

Jul,9 2015
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Koi Girlfriend Hai?

Dad : Teri Koi Girlfriend Hai?
Me : nahi Par Kyu?
Dad : Ya Toh Koi Ladki pata le ya bathroom saaf kia kar.

Jul,8 2015
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Gole Or Dream

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Jul,8 2015
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Girl And Heart

Girl's heart is like water,
Boy's heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,Or
Mobile falls in water,
The damage is for mobile only.

Jul,8 2015
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Biwi Pani Se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Achcha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi.

Jul,6 2015
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Johny Leaver

 

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai.

Jul,4 2015
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Boy To Gym Coach

Boy to Gym coach:
I wanna impress this cute girl m gonna meet in 3 days..
which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym…!!!

Jul,4 2015
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Dosti Ek Dard

Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai !!

Jul,3 2015
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Basanti Ki Izzat

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

Jul,3 2015
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The X Position

Sit on the bed facing each other with legs forward. Lift your right leg over her left and she lifts her right leg over your left. Come together so you can enter. Now both of you lie back, with your legs forming an X. Slow, leisurely gyrations replace thrusting.

Benefits: Prolonged slow sex to build arousal. Shallow thrusts stimulate the nerve endings in the head of your penis.

Jul,3 2015
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Kisses Mean

What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

Jul,3 2015
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Teri Yaad


Tu Yaad Kare Na Kare Teri Khushi,
Hum To Tujhe Yaad Karte Rehte Hai,
Tujhe Dekhne Ko Dil Tarsata Hai,
Hum To Intezaar Karte Rehte Hai.

Jul,3 2015
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2 Kaam


Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!

Jul,2 2015
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Tere Liye

Tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.

Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.
 

Jul,2 2015
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Mahatma Gandhi Saying

Jul,1 2015
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Greatful Heart

Jul,1 2015
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Romantic Good Night

Jun,30 2015
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Rajnikant Rocks

Rajnikant Creates New email id:
.
gmail@rajnikant .com
.
Hackers Dies......
Virus Cries.........
Google Shocks....
Computer Blocks....
Rajnikant Rocks....

Jun,25 2015
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Monsoon

Monsoon may bring relief from the sweltering heat but it can have damaging effects on your skin and hair. Follow these expert tips for beautiful skin and perfect hair this season

Jun,25 2015
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Beimtihan Mohabbat

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya.
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He,
Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

Jun,25 2015
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अच्छा मास्टर

अध्यापक -तुम बडे मुर्ख हो बालक , मै तुम्हारी उम्र मे अच्छी तरह किताब पढ लेता था |
छात्र - श्रीमान आपको अच्छा मास्टर मिल गया होगा?

Jun,24 2015
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Talented Student

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

Jun,24 2015
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Dirty Mind

Fill in the blanks
1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N_S
5. PU_S_
.
Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)

Jun,23 2015
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Patni Or Gadhi

Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh Dono ke beech samaantayein:-
1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!
2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.

 

Jun,23 2015
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Greatest Source

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning

Jun,19 2015
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Bother About Errors

A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Can not you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health
The engineer says : We bother only about Errors not Warnings.

Jun,19 2015
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Bachpan Se Kamine

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Jun,15 2015
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pass karna


Likho toh kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye,
har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbor ho jaye

Jun,12 2015
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NO LIFE

he broke his heart and yelled out to him
YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY
He stood there in agony, and whispered.
but you are My Life.

Jun,12 2015
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Afternoon

Ppl takin brks in early afternoon perform btr 4 rest of day compared 2 others

Jun,11 2015
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Excel and Internet


Press the CTRL + N key to open a new window in a particular program. This works in Word, Excel and Internet Explorer.

Jun,11 2015
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50 DUNGA

BOY. HUM HAI JOGI KTNE ME DOGI?
GRL. 200 LUNGI HIL HIL KE DUNGI.
BOY. 50 DUNGA HIL ME KHUD LUNGA GRL.
WO BHI BCHA LO HATH SE HILA LO

Jun,10 2015
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Distance Never


Distance never separates any relation
Time never build any relation.
If Feelings are True From Heart,
Then Friends are always Friends forever.

Jun,10 2015
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Jab Samandar


Rupsi tu jab samandar me nahai hogi,
aag pani me tune lagai hogi,
hame to theke pe banaya hai khudane tu to VIP kothese aai hogi

Jun,8 2015
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BCHA LO

BOY. HUM HAI JOGI KTNE ME DOGI...?
GRL. 200 LUNGI HIL HIL KE DUNGI.
BOY. 50 DUNGA HIL ME KHUD LUNGA GRL.
WO BHI BCHA LO HATH SE HILA LO

Jun,8 2015
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capital Bana De

Sardar: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. Plz plz plz…
Banta: Par kyun???
Sardar: Kyunki main paper vich ye hi likh aaya hun…..

Jun,6 2015
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Mera Le Lo

 

Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
Bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
Zuban
Dekho apni khol k dekho
kya?
Aankhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

Jun,6 2015
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Koi bhi chalega

Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.

Jun,4 2015
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Yahi Humari SANSKRITI Hai

Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The.
OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari SANSKRITI Hai.
BOY: Nahi Uncle Ye To ANJLI Hai.
Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.

Jun,3 2015
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Wife

Husband to wife
Aaj tumhari behan ko apne ghar me dekh kar
bohot khushi ho rahi hai.

Jun,2 2015
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I love

I SPEAK only when I feel my words are better than my silence.
But
Sometimes it may hurt or irritate others a lot.
So, I love my silence.

Jun,2 2015
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Judai

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Jun,2 2015
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Last night

Gud Morning Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in
the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night
aftrer sucking ur blood Thanks.

Jun,2 2015
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happy

Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up he will know the value of things not the price.
Think

Jun,2 2015
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Formality To Karni Padegi

Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.

Jun,2 2015
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HONEYMOON

HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

May,29 2015
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Practice with a friend

Practice with a friend. If you have a friend who is also preparing for an interview, consider preparing together. Not only will this give you a way to structure your preparation, but it will also help you get comfortable with giving answers, telling anecdotes, and using appropriate terminology. Practice giving concise, complete answers and maintaining eye contact with the interviewer(s) while you give them. Make sure you aren't speaking too slow or too fast and that your answers are stated with confidence.

May,27 2015
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Excillent Traction

If you live in an area that gets snow, keep a sealed plastic tub of unclumping kitty litter in the trunk. Sprinkle it around tires that get stuck in snow and ice in parking lots for excellent traction.

May,27 2015
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Largest Democracy

India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.

May,27 2015
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How Could You Expect

Question By A Student 
If A Single Teacher can not
Teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
To learn all subjects ?

May,27 2015
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