STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi The,
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur Tum,
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : Fir B Wapas Aa Gaye Woh B Khali Hath,
Kaun Tha Woh ?
Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
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Kya KhooBsurat Aap Ka Andaz Hai,
Haqeeqat Hai Ya Khawab Hai,
Khush Naseebon Ke Paas Aap Rehte Ho,
Mere Paas To Bas Aapki Meethi Si Yaad Hai,
MISS U
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Fat Doesn't Make You Fat. Too Many Calories Does. Fat Is Good. Just Not Too Much.
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Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish Mujhe Jala Dena
Ya Dafna Dena, Maru To 1 Ghoot Beer Pila Dena,
Mein Tajmahal Nahi Chahta Dosto, Meri Kabr
Par Girls Hostel Bana Dena.
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Divorce Ke Case Mein Court Ne Order Diya
Ki Pati Ko Aadhi Salary Patni Ko Deni Hogi.
Pati : Saala Ab Se Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Rahegi.
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Santa: Aaj TV Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale H.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nhi Dekh Pawunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera TV To 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai
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Punam Ki Rat Me Chand Badal Kata Hai,
Waqt Ke Sath Insan Badal Jata Hai,
Sochte Hai Ki Apko Tang Na Kare,
Magar Sochte Sochte Plan Badal Jata Hai.
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Dil me humne tumhaare pyar ki dastaan likhi hain,
Naa thodi naa tamaam likhi hain,
Kabhi humaare liye b dua kar liya karo sanam,
Humney toh har ek saans tumhaare naam likhi hain!
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4 saal ka bacha aur bachi tub me nange naha rahe they.
Bachi asked: Kya main teri nunu pakar lu?
Boy replied: Pagal apni to tod di, ab meri bhi todegi kya?
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Pyar ki numayish kiya kro,
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro,
Kabi kamjor nai hogi Apki haddiya,
Bus roj 2 boond DABUR LAAL TEL se malish kiya kro.
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Nurse to Santa: Aap ki wife ko judwaa bete hue h.
Santa: Woh to hona hi tha,
Maine koshish bhi dono taraf se ki thi.
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We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve.
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Eye contact, good posture, a cheerful demeanour and
A firm handshake will get you a long way in an interview.
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Hindi Me: Main kho gya hu tere pyar me,
Ab tum bhi kho jao.
English Me: I m lost in your love,
Now u get lost.
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Don not let the evening end with a fizzle.
Be intentional about saying goodbye, and initiate one of the following:
A handshake, hug, or kiss.
Don not leave her standing there awkwardly at the end of the night.
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Dil me humne tumhaare pyar ki dastaan likhi hain,
Naa thodi naa tamaam likhi hain,
Kabhi humaare liye b dua kar liya karo sanam,
Humney toh har ek saans tumhaare naam likhi hain.
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Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi.
Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar,
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge.
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Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe,
Kuch der tere sath chalana baki hai.
Shamshan mein jalta chodkar mat jana,
Warna ruh kahegi k ruk ja,
Abhi tere yaar ka dil jalna baki hai.
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Machher na huma kata yeh us ka jonoon tha,
Hum na kujaya yeh humara sokon tha,
Cha kar bhi hum ne use nahi mara,
Kyo ki us ki rago main humara he khoon tha.
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Navjot Singh Siddhu Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing.
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The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s,
They were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle,
And were made from animal and fish intestines.
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Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate hai,
Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate hai.
Sochte hai padh padh k record tod denge,
Lekin books kholte he iraade badal jaate hai
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If you want to see a rainbow, you must go through the rain.
If you want to see true love, you must go through the pain.
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Unke hontho pe mera naam jab aya hoga,
Khudko ruswayi se phir kaise bachaya hoga,
Sunke fasana auro se merii barbadi ka,
Kya unko apna sitam na yaad aya hoga.
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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
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Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra kangan dalo.
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Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
Duriyon K Hone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
Aap Kl Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.
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Sardar: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale Bevkuf,
Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend.
Boy: Thank u baby,
4 give me ur chewing gum.
Girl: This is not chewing gum my love,
I m suffering from cough.
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Larka to Class fellows: Tum pass ho gai ho,
Congrates,
Mouh hi metha krwa do.
Larki: Kiss se?
Larka: Chalo isi see krwa do.
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Pure hindustan mein 3din k liye light jane wali hai.
Kyun
Ke,
Rajnikant apna mobile charge ko lagara hai.
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In Andhero Ke Liye Kuch Aaftab Maange Hain,
Dua Mein Hum Ne Friends Kuch Khaas Maange Hain,
Jab Bhi Manga Kuch Rab Se,
To Aap Ke Liye Khushiyon Ka Pal Mage Hain.
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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi,
Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi,
Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.
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Jyotish santa ka haath dekhkar bola,
Beta tum bahut padhoge.
Santa: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
Ye bata paas kab hounga?
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
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Santa Chemist Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Bhai Kuch Help Chahiye.
Chemist: Haan Bolo?
Aur Santa Ne Apni Davayi Ki Bottle Mein Se Ek Chamach Chemist Ko Pila Ke Pucha: Meetha Hai Kya?
Chemist: Nahi To, Kyu Kya Hai Ye.
Santa: Bas Yahi Puchna Tha, Doctor Ne Kaha Tha Ki Chemist Ke Paas Jakar Urine Test Karwa Kar Pata Karo Ki Urine Mein Sugar Hai Ke Nahi.
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ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE.
ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE.
RAJNI BOLA: DONT RUN AWAY I WILL PRESS D TRIGGER,YANNA RASCLA MIND IT.
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Main to aapki yaadon ka deewana ho gaya hu,
Tumhare liye jaan de dunga, parwana ho gaya hu.
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BAHUT UDAAS HAI KOI TERE JANE SE,
HO SAKE TO LAUT KE AA KISI BAHANE SE,
TU LAAKH KHAFA SAHI MAGAR EK BAR TO DEKH,
KOI TOOT SA GAYA HAI TERE RUTH JANE SE.
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Tell her that her flowing hair is like the lines of a famous painting. But do not get too technical Comparing her to works from Picassos cubism phase may achieve less than desirable results.
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya.
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai?
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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