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This applies most in school, colleges or in crowded area, try to touch her accidentally and remember that touch in an area that isn’t likely to cause much of reaction. Probably fell her that it was an accident and placed to try attention on her. I was confident in that point that the more attention you get from the girl, the more she gets worried and think about you.
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Bhale Hi Kisi Gair Ki Jaagir Thi Wo,
Par Mere Khwabon Ki Tasveer Thi Wo,
Mujhe Milti To Kaise Milti,
Kisi Aur Ke Hisse Ki Taqdeer Thi Wo.
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Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola
"Vidhwa Aurat"
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Mujrewaali:Hamne aapko khus kiyaab aap humko khus kar do.
Man emotional ho gaya aur bola Achha Behen ab tu baith main nachta hun.
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Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.
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Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya 3 to Anita and 4 to kavitha
then what will u get?
Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam.
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पिंकी: माँ, क्या यह सच है कि लड़के जहाँ अपना लंड डालते बच्चा वहीं सेनिकलता है?
जीतो: हाँ।
पिंकी: ओह मई गॉड, तो क्या मेरा बच्चा मेरे मुंह से निकलेगा??
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Jo Guzre Saal Hua Is Saal Na Ho,
Unn Ka Iqraar Ho Inqaar Na Ho,
Meri Baahon Mein Unnki Baahein Ho,
Khuda Kuch Aisa Hi Naya Saal Ho.
Happy New Year
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Raat jab kissi ki yaad sataye,
Hawa jab baalon ko sehlaaye,
Kar lo aankhe band aur so jao,
Kya pata jiss ka hai khayal,
Wo khawabo me aa jaaye,
”G o o d N i g h t”
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Naye sire se shuru ki hai humne zindagi apni,
Is mein kisi khushi ke liye koi thikana nahi.
Bas shama jalti hai teri yaad ki,
Meri maut ke liye zalim koi bahana nahi.
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Curd is rich in zinc. Zinc reduces pimples and lightens blemishes too. To use: Take some curd
Mix it with turmeric and form a paste.
Apply this daily on your face.
Keep on for 15 to 20 minutes
Wash off with water.
Alternately, you can also use tomato juice with curd. Tomato juice absorbs excess oil secretion, hence controlling and curing pimples.
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Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
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सुबह जब ऑफिस के लिए निकला तो श्रीमती जी बोली:भगवान के हाथ जोड़ कर घर से निकला करो… सब काम अच्छे होते हैं|
मैंने कहा:मैं नहीं मानता… शादी वाले दिन भी हाथ जोड़ कर ही घर से निकला था
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Mom - Beta woh dekh ladka sadak ke beech mein leta hua hai shayad behosh hoke gir gaya
Me : Photographer hai mummy angle le raha hai.
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Hakikat kaho to unhe khwaab lgta hai,
Shikayat karo to unhe mazaak lgta hai,
Kitni shiddat se yaad karte hai unhe hum,
Aur ek wo hai ki unhe ye sab itefaak lagta.
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Style diva Rekha wears only crimson or chocolate colored lipstick when making public appearances
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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge.
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A X-mas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,But softly gives it away
While quite unselfish,It grows small.Merry Christmas
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ek baar kisi ne god se puchha…
bhagwan ap sabko dukh kyu dete ho…
bhagwan bole main to sabko khusi deta hun,
ab kisi ki khusi tumhare dukh ka kaaran ban
jaye to main kya karun
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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti
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Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
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Is se pehle k raat ho jaye
Q na ek mulaqat ho jaye
Apne mobile se 1 pyara sa sms hi kar do
Jis se shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye
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Kis Kadar Shukriya Ada Karu
Us Khuda ka Alfaz Nahi Milte
Zindagi Itni Khubsurat Na Hoti
Jo Aap Jaise Dost Nahi Milte.
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Ladka to His Friend: Yaar main jis larki ko chahta tha usne mujhse shadi nahi ki
Freind: Tune usy bataya nai k tera Papa karoor pati hain
Ladka: Bataya tha
Friend:to phir
Ladka:Usne Papa se shadi karli Pehle jaan kehta tha ab Ammi jaan.
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Make sure you mean it. If you're not ready to go there yet, that's fine. But, be sure to switch that "I love you" for a really good "You know how special you are to me?" or a "I like you so much; I'm a really lucky guy."
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You don’t need to wear a suit and tie to the local pub, but it wouldn’t hurt to brush your teeth and put on a shirt that doesn’t look slept in.
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Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...
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Use jab bhi milo to hamesha akele hi mila karo. Aur uski taarifkar diya karo – kabhi chehre ki, kabhi kapdon ki to kabhi shareer ki. Ek din keh dena, aaj to bade mustande lag rahe ho. Wo paagalhokar tumhare kadmon mein gir padega.
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Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Ladki- TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Ladki - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Ladki ki maa- Are Tum jao baba ...Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
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Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers,
“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !
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I don’t want to fall in love with you, but stay in love with you forever.
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Ladki waale: Ladka kya karta hai aap ka.
Maa: Bahut hi mehanti hai,
Subha-Sham laga rahta hai..
Candy Crush me 268 level par hai
aur whatsapp me 12 groups ka admin hai.
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Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one
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Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?.
Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!!
Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..
Tumhare paas kya hai??.
Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai
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Agar koi hume achha lagta he to
Acha wo nahi
Achhe hum he
&
Ager koi hme bura lagta he to
Jaan lo ki
Bura wohi he Qki
Hum to achhe he na…
So nvr mind dost..
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MSG OF 2015 ON A GIRL’S T SHIRT…
1. No use of looking… They won’t get bigger, unless u work on them!
2. Did y really look here only to read this text ..??
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Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?
Papa- Nahi beta
Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye.
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After Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Oĸay?
India: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun
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Nite conversation
She – chal bye, mom chilla rahi hai
He – Kyu? Papa josh main hai kya?
blocked forever
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Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke Pasand Karti Hai, Isliye Aapko Bhi Funny Banana Padega.
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School mai bacchon se question poocha gaya ki
ladki ke behosh hone par tum sharir ka kaunsa hissa dabao ge?
Kuch bacchon ne nabz kaha aur vo aaj doctor ban gaye!
Jin haramiyon ne kuch aur jawab diya tha vo
sare kamine aaj is Group mai hain.
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Palko Se Raaste Ke Kaante Hatha Denge..
Phool To Kya Hum Apna Dil Bicha Denge..
Tutne Na Denge Hum Is Pyar Ko Kabhi..
Badle Me Hum Khud Ko Mita Denge !!!
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hai tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo meri umbrella kab wapis kroge!
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love is not a collection of message
it is selection of hearts.
all lovers are not true,
true lover are very few
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Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de,
magar na banwane ke piche ek razz he
Agar bamwane lag gye toh hum kangal ho jayenge..
Kyun ki apni toh har gali ma ek mumtaz hai.
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