Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi.
Sagar Se Gahara Koi Nahi.
Aab Aapki Kya Tarif Karu...
Dost Me Aap Jaisa...
Nalayak Koi Nahi!

Woh Raishmi Balon Wali, Bhoori Ankhon Wali,
Komal Hathon Or Naram Pairon Wali,
Matakti Hoi Andhairay Main,
Tumharay Paas Ayegi Aur Dheeray Sai Bolegi.
"Maiyooon"..

I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill..
So, Please Don't Look At Me.
I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!!

If Sumone Calls U Crazy,
Don't Mind, If Sumone Calls U Duffer,Relax,
if Sumone Calls U Stupid Be Cool,
But If Sumone Calls U "Cute".
Lagana Thappar Os Pagal Ke Monh Pe,
Mazak Ki B Koi Hud Hoti Hai.

Aaj Ka Sawal:
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai...

Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It's too long for you.
So, in short "Just Think About Me".

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........

Those who can't have u hate you,
those who have you can't handle you,
those who abuse you lose you, &
then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

When u r alone, When u r crying,
when u r upset, Don't think of me!!
just call me B'coz incoming is free for me...

The air we breath keep us alive,
But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us.
Don't worry cause
I will be willing to hold my breath
even for a million years just to see you alive,,,,

I wanna hold you close
Under the rain
.
I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain
.
I know what's beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth.

Premika - main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi - kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika - Bakvas nahi,
me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
.
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
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KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
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.
TO..
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.
TO,
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.
TO..
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TO..
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TO..
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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!

swapn Ma Yad Na Aave To Saru
Dil Ma Fari Dard Na Upde To Saru
Thakyo Teni Rah Joine Have
Aa Dil Pan Boli UthyuTe Have Kyarey Na Aave To saru!

Height Of Batameezi:
Phone Rings..
Tring Tring
Ladka: Hello Chintu Hai ?
Girl: Nahi Hai.
Boy: Mujhe Mauqa Do, Ho Jayega..!!

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he
ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up
so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained
what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection
ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be
someone else's, that's all." 

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking
for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing . We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another man,and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we take half
a heart out of one person, put it in another man,and have both of them
looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind us.
We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House,
and now half the country is looking for work. 

A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete
checkup.

Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and
you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..." 

One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives
complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
"Tell me what happened to your back...?"
The patient replies: "Sir, I work fora local night
club. This morning I go to my apartment early and
heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I
knew someone had been with mywife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out of the
balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running out
and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it athim. It was very
heavy... That is how I strained my back....!!!"
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: "My previous patient looked
bad,.... But you look terrible..... What the hell
happened to you....??"
He replied: "You know I have beenunemployed for
a while now...., today was the first day at my new
job..... I forgot to set my alarm andI was late,..... I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time......, and you won't believe it but I
was hit by a fridge...., I don't knowhow and
where from this fridge fall on me...!!!"
Before closing hours, the third patient comes
He looks like he was punished in hell
The doctor is shocked.
He asked: "What is the hell happened to you....??"
The patient replies:
"Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge.. 

Mohhabat ke raste m har waqt dard milega;
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.
.
Mohhabat ke raste m har waqt dard milega;
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.
.
meri mano isi raste par medical store khol lo.......... mast chalega.... 

What is the BEST EXAMPLE of cheating our own brain by any man or women in an convenient way!



The most shocking reply ever








Mesturebate !!!!! 

Dear Ann Landers,

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy.

My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in
Palmerston North, is married to an Australian.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana, distribution of Cocaine, as well as Heroin.

They are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Auckland.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole life sentence
in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994,
the other currently being
held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with his three
children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in
Christchurch and indeed is still a
part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however, her time there is limited as
she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge
of the industry working as the Madam.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I
would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the
heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into
the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

So, how should I tell her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft? 

How to clean your mouse...

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers
about a computer peripheral problem.

The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a
mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball
replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls
should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.

However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing
these necessary items. 

Pappu rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"
Pappu:
I can't see ur computer
Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer
Pappu:
How can I click on ur computer from my
computer?
Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur
computer
Ok
double click on it
Pappu:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on
my computer..?
Officer:
Double click on ur computer
Pappu:
On which Icon i've to click
Officer:
"My Computer"
Pappu:
Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and
click on ur "Computer."?? ??