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Check up on the latest styles
Go to the bar or club and see what others are carrying.
Observe what the fellows who do well with ladies wear.
Look in magazines and catalogues and see what it’s common.
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.What is error?
An Error indicates that a non-recoverable condition has occurred that should not be caught. Error, a subclass of Throwable, is intended for drastic problems, such as OutOfMemoryError, which would be reported by the JVM itself.
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In the United States, approximately 25,000 eye injuries occur that result in the person becoming totally blind
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Some People Are So Lucky That
Even After Hurting
They Get So Much Love
& Some Are So Unlucky That
Even After giving So Much Love
They Always Get Hurt
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Kyu Sharminda Karti Ho,
Haal Hamara Puch Kar..
Haal Hamara Wahi Hai,
Jo Tumne Bana Ke Rakha Hai..
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Girl- Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya.
Her Friend- Kyu?
Girl- Wo me late gayi thi na isliye
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Google turns 12 this year.
This means we only have one more year to use it
before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything.
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Apni Sanso Me Mehkta Paya Hai Aapko
Kyu Na Kare Shiddat Se Yaad Aapko
Jab Humare Pyar Ke Liye Hi
Khuda Ne Banaya Hai Aapko.
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A best friend is somebody who
knows every last thing about you
yet still manages to like you anyway.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can not sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry
I did not knew u had a prescription.
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A Man To friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right u give me 1?
Man:Yes I will give both of them.
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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
2 Get Choclate Milk!!
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You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity.
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Eat Healthy and On Time
Foods which are low in nutritional value and have too many calories can pose serious health problems, including weight gain, cardiovascular problems and diabetes. It is important to stick to a healthy diet and a strict routine.Instead of starchy foods, choose wholegrain variants which contain more fibre, and keep you feeling full.Feel like snacking in the middle of the day? Stock up on nuts and seeds or citrus fruits that are known to cure fatigue and stimulate alertnessTo keep your energy up and your metabolism on overdrive, eat breakfast and smaller meals throughout the day, rather than 3 big meals.Have sufficient liquids through the day to avoid dehydration.Avoid processed or packaged foods that contain too much sugar. Excess sugar has been linked to energy spikes followed by a crash, while too much salt can lead to high blood pressure and an increased risk of strokes and heart disease.
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Back Up Your Data
Backing up your data protects you in the event of a computer crash or electrical outage or surge, like a lightning storm might produce. It also helps if you fall prey to the newer type ofransomware, which encrypts your sensitive data. You can do your back-up manually by transferring important documents to an external hard drive, or using a service like Carbonite. If you don’t have a significant amount of data to store, use a service like Dropbox, where you get 2GB of storage for free. Kaspersky PURE has backup functionality as well, including Dropbox integration.
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Apple=Vitamin
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Girl Friend
Girl Friend=Tension
Tension=Heart Attack
Heart Attack=Death
Lo ab khao
Apple.. ??
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Rahul Gandhi ekmaatar aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,
aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!
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Couple date par tha,
Dad ne dekh liya!!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta: Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.
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Agar Ladki Ice-Cream Khane Ki Shaukin Ho To Unko Jarur Isske Liye Offer Karte Rahe.
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Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.
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Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
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Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota, Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota, Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo, To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota
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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam… Question: What is an Array..? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend. Eg. “ARRAY BHAI idhar aa
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jaane teri aankhe thi ya baate thi vajah
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Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti bhi nahi barsaat guzar jate hai,
Aye jaan
Apni yadoon se kahoo ke na aaya karain
Neend aati bhi nahi raat guzar jati hai
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Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana
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Side effect of excess study:
A guy went to restaurant,
He wanted to see the menu but
He forgot what it is called he ask waiter,
Syllabus lana…!!!
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Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly..
i am not gonna stay with u anymore.
Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane,
i need my barbie doll bye.
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Student school mein gadha lekar aaya?
Teacher: Gadha kyu laye ho?
Stud: Apne kaha tha
Mene bade-2 gadho ko insan bnaya hai?
mene socha iski bhi life ban jaye.
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Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets..!!
Student: venus, earth, mars …
Teacher: aur bta
Stunt: bas badhiya.. tu bata
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Teacher: Bachchon… kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge
Aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Boys: De denge Jaan!
Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya
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A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes
& give ur tongue some exercise.
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Pyar aa jaata hai aankho mein,
Rone se pehle,
Har khwab toot jaata hai sone se pehle,
Ishq hey gunah ye to samajh gaya
Kash koi rok leta ye gunah hone se pehle!
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i wanna die looking in your eyes..!!! i miss you really……..!!!!
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, ‘I love you,’
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Sweet fact:
How fantastic we humans are
If we hate someone we tell it to everyone without any fear,
But if we love someone we fear even to tell the loved one!
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Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?
Girl: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Girl : Bas sahab badiya, aap sunao!
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Impressive Lines:
Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yaado ke sahare Jee jaate hai,
Hum to Ek
TOPIC Yaad Ker ke Sote hai Wo bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jate hai!
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Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya,
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda,
broken haddi ker de patti
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Teacher ;- Leader Or Bhikhari Me Kya Anter Hai.
STUDENT :- Bhikhari Note Mangta Hai, Leader Vote Mangta Hai
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Rashmi: Mai manoj se saadi nhi kar sakti.
Sanjana: Kyu, kya tumne usse kisi dusri ladki ke
Sath dekh liya?
Rashmi: Nhi, usne mujhe dusre ladke ke sath pyaar karte
Dekh liya..!
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अब तोह मोदी सरकार भी आ गयी,
पर वो लडकियां दिख नहीं रही, जो कहती थी....
मुफ्त में दूंगी हर बार,
पर अबकी बार मोदी सरकार....
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Use boldo ki uski shakal-soorataur baal kisi filmi hero se milte hain. Ye jhooti baatein bolte waqthasna mat. Phir kya, wo is kadar tumhare liye paagal ho jaayega kitum soch bhi nahi sakti.
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If you want to removewrinkles,pimples,face marks &7 signs of skin-aging…
Thenyou should try
‘Adobe Photoshop’!
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Kapde dhone ki badiya saboon se naha ke apne sajna ko milne jao. Uski sugandh ki mahak tumhare prem ka dil pighal jayega. Aur tumhari prem kahani poori ho jayegi.
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Kapde dhone ki badiya saboon se naha ke apne sajna ko milne jao. Uski sugandh ki mahak tumhare prem ka dil pighal jayega. Aur tumhari prem kahani poori ho jayegi.
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Unko complement dein: Jis tarah se aapko apni taarif sunna pasand hai, usi tarah se ladko ko bhi apni taarif sunna pasand hai, to hamesha koshish karein ki aapko jab bhi mauka mile aap unki taarif mein peeche na hatein.
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai
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